Uh Oh

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:05 pm

I'll start by saying that my wife hates it when I do this, but it's only twice a year.

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However, some of you may remember me catching and getting sprayed by a skunk which I caught between two round bales, and thought was a cat. (Some may already see where this is going)

In my defense, it was almost 4 months ago that the skunk was in the trap. I noticed nothing when I loaded them in the dishwasher. But the combination of heat and steam apparently "reactivated" the skunk aroma. I caught a whiff, and tried to ignore it, hoping the wife wouldn't smell it. But it kept getting worse, and when she looked at me from the other couch and disgustedly yelled "JIM!", while pulling her shirt over her nose let me know the jig was up.

All the windows are open. I can't even bitch about the furnace running nonstop, since it was sort of my fault. At first I thought the lesson was "do this while the wife's at work". But in retrospect, I think that, as bad as it stinks right now, the gradual buildup was better than having her just walk in the house when it was in full effect.

As I'm sitting here typing this, she just stood up, said "I can't believe how bad it fucking stinks in here. You're never going to get that stink out of the dishwasher." I was forced to lie and tell her it'll probably be gone by tomorrow.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:07 pm

That's going to be an expensive fix!

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:07 pm

That's going to be an expensive fix!

by **Olly** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:08 pm

That's awesome right there. Let us know how long it takes to get the funk out!

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:09 pm

What was that about nobody listens to Jim?

by **3legged_lab** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:10 pm

Hahaha! Thats fuckin hilarious! She's gonna killed you if the dishes start tasting "funny".

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:10 pm

She went to bed. And just yelled down from upstairs "It's even worse up here. Thank you."

by **jarbo03** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:10 pm

Oh boy.

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:10 pm

It really does smell pretty bad.

by **jarbo03** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:12 pm

Well after I thought the skunk smell was gone from Taz, swimming would bring out a hint of the funk, definitely water activated.

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:14 pm

Just opened it quickly to throw another tab in and run it again. He wouldn't get his head out.

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by **Flightstopper** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:16 pm

Thanks brother, just made the wife read this as to say, "look it could be worse!".

by **Olly** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:18 pm

Assa setting the bar low for all the married guys tonight.

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:19 pm

I put my wife through some tribulations from time to time.

by **AKPirate** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:23 pm

by **aunt betty** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:25 pm

I've came home skunky a time or two.

My dog blackie got sprayed on our first duck hunt together. Had to take him home in the cab of a brand new pickup.
You'd think it'd rub off but it don't.
I kinda doubt the smell will 'stick' to anything after it's been initially sprayed.
Better wait til the wife's gone and run a cycle with a box of baking soda or something like that. Febreeze it. :lol:

by **3legged_lab** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:30 pm

Would dumping some baking soda in a wash cycle help at all?

by **The Duck Hammer** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:31 pm

Just look on the bright side, after she makes you buy a new one you will have a permanent trap washer.

by **Flightstopper** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:34 pm

Olly wrote:Assa setting the bar low for all the married guys tonight.

Never thought I'd get to say Assa helped get me laid. Thanks Jim!

by **AKPirate** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:34 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Would dumping some baking soda in a wash cycle help at all?

I was wondering if vinegar would

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:48 pm

All I know is next time my wife starts bitching about how our dishwasher is a piece of shit and how nothing fits, I'm gonna show her a picture of that tiny SOB. Thanks assa.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:51 pm

http://www.homedepot.com/b/Appliances-Dishwashers/N-5yc1vZc3po?cm_mmc=SEM|THD|D29A&mid=AsFXngSO_mtid_8903tb925190_pcrid_3891007949_pkw_Dishwashers%20Sale_pmt_e

by **waterfowlman** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:56 pm

The only thing I can say to you Jim is: What the hell were you thinking? :lol:

by **aunt betty** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:58 pm

What's it called when a seed sprouts roots and...where the hell the hell did that come from?

You been carrying that around a while I suppose.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:15 pm

aunt betty wrote:What's it called when a seed sprouts roots and...where the hell the hell did that come from?

You been carrying that around a while I suppose.

I think you were feeling ornery that day!

by **aunt betty** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:25 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
aunt betty wrote:What's it called when a seed sprouts roots and...where the hell the hell did that come from?

You been carrying that around a while I suppose.

I think you were feeling ornery that day!

I'm an acorn hard and round...

I'm a dick clock clock, I'm a dick. :lol:

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:27 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
Olly wrote:Assa setting the bar low for all the married guys tonight.

Never thought I'd get to say Assa helped get me laid. Thanks Jim!

I'm glad somebody did, because I'm for damn sure not going to.

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:29 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Would dumping some baking soda in a wash cycle help at all?

I was wondering if vinegar would

I'm going to try bleach tomorrow. The bright side is that my traps are damn near perfect now. Even when the wax starts to wear off next season, they've now been heat-treated with skunk essence. Twice.

by **assateague** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:29 pm

It'll sort itself out eventually. These things usually do.

by **AKPirate** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:32 pm

assateague wrote:It'll sort itself out eventually. These things usually do.

You better hope so :lol:

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