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In honor of the day, what's your best April fools? Your pranks or those pulled on you. I will start. A couple years back my wife called me mid day at work and told me she had taken the kids too lunch at a local Mexican joint and had 3 margaritas at lunch and gotten a DUI with the kids in the car on the way home. She was crying and said I had to go pick up the kids at the station, the whole nine yards. I yelled at her and boiled with rage and fear a whole 5 minutes before she told me it was April fools.

I've got nothing, but that was good!

I have a guy shipping today and I told my chief first thing this morning that he got a dui last night. He was furious and immediately started saying "pull him" he's done" and cussing the kid. Let it go about 3 minutes before I let him in on the joke.

Can't even begin to list all the April fool's pranks I've pulled.
Nailing bubbas boots to the roof with him in them has to be the best ever. He stood there a good minute...someone said "you gonna just stand there all day or what? Grab a bundle of shingles or something.c'mon bubba". And it was on...

My boss just got me so good. I came back from lunch, wasn't even thinking April Fools and he told me I have to re-do an inventory that I just did a few weeks ago. I got, got!

Olly wrote:My boss just got me so good. I came back from lunch, wasn't even thinking April Fools and he told me I have to re-do an inventory that I just did a few weeks ago. I got, got!

:lol:

Hey!
Some guy named UnderRadar is giving away shotguns on that other website...whatever it's called.

Wasnt april fools, but close. Swapped a buddies solid deodorant with cream cheese once. crank it up an inch or so, cut it off, crank it back down and fill with cream cheese, re-texture lightly and replace. LOL

aunt betty wrote:Hey!
Some guy named UnderRadar is giving away shotguns on that other website...whatever it's called.

Pretty sure he did the same thing last year.

My wife called me an hour ago. She's at the orthodontist with my two oldest. Said our insurance is covering much more than we initially thought. When she told me how much we were saving, I about jumped through the roof. Then she dropped the bomb...April fools!

Redbeard wrote:My wife called me an hour ago. She's at the orthodontist with my two oldest. Said our insurance is covering much more than we initially thought. When she told me how much we were saving, I about jumped through the roof. Then she dropped the bomb...April fools!

haha. Went to dentist today. Called wife and told her the truth...DAMN. Could have told her I need all new implants and crowns. Fuck, I blew it.

I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Redbeard wrote:My wife called me an hour ago. She's at the orthodontist with my two oldest. Said our insurance is covering much more than we initially thought. When she told me how much we were saving, I about jumped through the roof. Then she dropped the bomb...April fools!

You should act real serious when you get home and tell her about your boyfriend.

Tiler_J wrote:I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Then...April Fools...I'm a really rich 40 year old with a duck club.

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Then...April Fools...I'm a really rich 40 year old with a duck club.

I wish I was you. Take me hunting next year?

Tiler_J wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Then...April Fools...I'm a really rich 40 year old with a duck club.

I wish I was you. Take me hunting next year?

Yup. I'll show you how MI does it.

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Then...April Fools...I'm a really rich 40 year old with a duck club.

I wish I was you. Take me hunting next year?

Yup. I'll show you how MI does it.

If I ever make it out that way, I'll hold you to it.

Tiler_J wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Then...April Fools...I'm a really rich 40 year old with a duck club.

I wish I was you. Take me hunting next year?

Yup. I'll show you how MI does it.

If I ever make it out that way, I'll hold you to it.

Bring lots of shells, we miss a lot over here.

Tiler_J wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:I once convinced a group of people that I was a semi-rich 40 year old white guy with a fancy duck club.

Then...April Fools...I'm a really rich 40 year old with a duck club.

I wish I was you. Take me hunting next year?

Yup. I'll show you how MI does it.

If I ever make it out that way, I'll hold you to it.

Bring lots of shells, we miss a lot over here.[/quote]

Hey! That's how we do it over here too! Never in 33 years of duck hunting have I ran out of shells in the blind! Everything else, yeah, but not shells.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:

Redbeard wrote:My wife called me an hour ago. She's at the orthodontist with my two oldest. Said our insurance is covering much more than we initially thought. When she told me how much we were saving, I about jumped through the roof. Then she dropped the bomb...April fools!

You should act real serious when you get home and tell her about your boyfriend.

"honey her name's Dan. You know the one from michigan I always text during the spartan's games"

Redbeard wrote:

DeadEye_Dan wrote:

Redbeard wrote:My wife called me an hour ago. She's at the orthodontist with my two oldest. Said our insurance is covering much more than we initially thought. When she told me how much we were saving, I about jumped through the roof. Then she dropped the bomb...April fools!

You should act real serious when you get home and tell her about your boyfriend.

"honey her name's Dan. You know the one from michigan I always text during the spartan's games"

He sounds hideous

Unrequited love

AKPirate wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

DeadEye_Dan wrote:

Redbeard wrote:My wife called me an hour ago. She's at the orthodontist with my two oldest. Said our insurance is covering much more than we initially thought. When she told me how much we were saving, I about jumped through the roof. Then she dropped the bomb...April fools!

You should act real serious when you get home and tell her about your boyfriend.

"honey her name's Dan. You know the one from michigan I always text during the spartan's games"

He sounds hideous

"What are you wearing 'Dan from Michigan?'"

Save this one for later:
Replace the creme filling in Oreo cookies with toothpaste.

i dug a pit a few feet deep in front of my neighbors front door and lined it with sharp and poisoned sticks, covored it with a thin layer of sod. it sure is gonna be funny when she wheels her orphans out to help her get the mail! she deserves it for wearing that nun outfit year round!!

huntall6 wrote:i dug a pit a few feet deep in front of my neighbors front door and lined it with sharp and poisoned sticks, covored it with a thin layer of sod. it sure is gonna be funny when she wheels her orphans out to help her get the mail! she deserves it for wearing that nun outfit year round!!

Haha. Teach that bitch a lesson.

huntall6 wrote:i dug a pit a few feet deep in front of my neighbors front door and lined it with sharp and poisoned sticks, covored it with a thin layer of sod. it sure is gonna be funny when she wheels her orphans out to help her get the mail! she deserves it for wearing that nun outfit year round!!

You're awful.

I put my buddies truck on craigslist a few years back for a couple of G's under book. I said something about how I was moving out of the country for work and I had to get it sold. I ended the post with his name and number.

GadwallGetter530 wrote:

huntall6 wrote:i dug a pit a few feet deep in front of my neighbors front door and lined it with sharp and poisoned sticks, covored it with a thin layer of sod. it sure is gonna be funny when she wheels her orphans out to help her get the mail! she deserves it for wearing that nun outfit year round!!

You're awful.

Thoroughly impressed at your correct usage of you're.

Frylock wrote:

GadwallGetter530 wrote:

huntall6 wrote:i dug a pit a few feet deep in front of my neighbors front door and lined it with sharp and poisoned sticks, covored it with a thin layer of sod. it sure is gonna be funny when she wheels her orphans out to help her get the mail! she deserves it for wearing that nun outfit year round!!

You're awful.

Thoroughly impressed at your correct usage of you're.

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