Couple guys here love to brag about what they ate and how they destroy public restrooms. So what's the minimum # of sheets of TP required?
At home using Charmin I can get by with five. FIVE SHEETS OF CHARMIN. NAH AH AH.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:58 pm
by RonE
You my friend are a destroyer of the environment and a waster of forest products. One sheet should get you by just fine.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:09 pm
by aunt betty
RonE wrote:You my friend are a destroyer of the environment and a waster of forest products. One sheet should get you by just fine.
I know. You use the same corn cob every day and have been since the outhouse fire in 1954.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:11 pm
by vincentpa
aunt betty wrote:Couple guys here love to brag about what they ate and how they destroy public restrooms. So what's the minimum # of sheets of TP required?
At home using Charmin I can get by with five. FIVE SHEETS OF CHARMIN. NAH AH AH.
You must have permanent skid marks on your underwear.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:09 pm
by Frylock
Three or four but I'm pretty messy and get a fair amount on my hands as well.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:18 pm
by QH's Paw
I heard some guys get by with just 1 and then, 1 more to clean under their finger nails.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:28 pm
by Olly
I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:36 pm
by assateague
X2
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:36 pm
by assateague
The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:37 pm
by QH's Paw
assateague wrote:The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.
But, it's okay when there's no company?
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:38 pm
by aunt betty
assateague wrote:The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:42 pm
by assateague
QH's Paw wrote:
assateague wrote:The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.
But, it's okay when there's no company?
As far as you know
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:48 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
Assa, you trying to get free duck commander shit or something?
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:55 pm
by 3legged_lab
Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.
Same here. They grow new trees everyday.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:00 pm
by triplecurl
Wet wipes are the shit.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:03 pm
by NuffDaddy
4 minimum if it's the good paper. The 1 ply shit paper usually takes at least 10 pieces. I've had days where it's a lot more.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:49 pm
by aunt betty
Been noticing how I can make a monster roll last a month when camping but at home its like five days...my female must use more or something...
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:10 pm
by GadwallGetter530
I give zero sheets about this thread....
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:34 am
by T Man
Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.
This. Toilet paper is one thing you don't ration.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:04 am
by Feelin' Fowl
Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.
Get some.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:08 am
by 3legged_lab
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.
Get some.
I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:10 am
by AKPirate
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.
Get some.
I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:15 am
by Feelin' Fowl
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:07 am
by Frylock
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.
Get some.
I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:10 am
by aunt betty
You guys wanna hear what all I ate yesterday and a play by play of this morning along with graphic description of the stank? It was a good start to the day....yup.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:37 am
by NuffDaddy
aunt betty wrote:You guys wanna hear what all I ate yesterday and a play by play of this morning along with graphic description of the stank? It was a good start to the day....yup.
I sure as hell do!!
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:43 am
by huntall6
triplecurl wrote:Wet wipes are the shit.
This.
I stole my daughters wet wipe warmer and it now resides on the back of the toilet. One of the best ideas I ever had!
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:34 am
by FlintRiverFowler
Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.
Damn straight. Ill even shower afterwards if its super sticky.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:35 am
by FlintRiverFowler
triplecurl wrote:Wet wipes are the shit.
Don't flush them. Wet wipes ruined a hunting trip one time bc I had to spend most of a day diggin up my septic tank and gettin somebody to pump it.
Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:57 am
by RonE
Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:15 pm
