Redbeard wrote:Buy not when. I hit that damne pole
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Big dick cakes are delicious!
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I've got her name (at least a first name)...I'm no attorney, but it's nothing more than hearsay.
I thought about checking the pawns, but again, we stayed there 10 days ago - ancient history by pawn standards.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
assateague wrote:I would steal suitcases full of towels, and possibly the TV.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
The Duck Hammer wrote:assateague wrote:I would steal suitcases full of towels, and possibly the TV.
I unbolted a TV and moved it once while at a hotel. They didn't like that at all.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:assateague wrote:I would steal suitcases full of towels, and possibly the TV.
I unbolted a TV and moved it once while at a hotel. They didn't like that at all.
I always check under the mattress for porn. I also look behind any of the pictures on the wall if they aren't screwed to the wall. I found a dollar bill and a dorito once.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
RonE wrote:Go back and rape the broad you talked to and then burn the hotel to the ground. I would be seriously pissed.....and probably mad at myself for being upset with my wife. You are probably far more polite than I am.
RonE wrote:Go back and rape the broad you talked to and then burn the hotel to the ground. I would be seriously pissed.....and probably mad at myself for being upset with my wife. You are probably far more polite than I am.
gila-river wrote:RonE wrote:Go back and rape the broad you talked to and then burn the hotel to the ground. I would be seriously pissed.....and probably mad at myself for being upset with my wife. You are probably far more polite than I am.
I have been here 2 months. This is the 3rd time Ron has suggested the ol rape and arson tactic to solve a problem. Pretty sure he is a Viking.
Goldfish wrote:gila-river wrote:RonE wrote:Go back and rape the broad you talked to and then burn the hotel to the ground. I would be seriously pissed.....and probably mad at myself for being upset with my wife. You are probably far more polite than I am.
I have been here 2 months. This is the 3rd time Ron has suggested the ol rape and arson tactic to solve a problem. Pretty sure he is a Viking.
If it works..
Hey Dan, aren't rings covered under homeowners insurance? It won't get you the exact one back, but maybe a replica?
3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I've got her name (at least a first name)...I'm no attorney, but it's nothing more than hearsay.
I thought about checking the pawns, but again, we stayed there 10 days ago - ancient history by pawn standards.
I know what ya mean. But it doesnt hurt to check anyways.
gila-river wrote:RonE wrote:Go back and rape the broad you talked to and then burn the hotel to the ground. I would be seriously pissed.....and probably mad at myself for being upset with my wife. You are probably far more polite than I am.
I have been here 2 months. This is the 3rd time Ron has suggested the ol rape and arson tactic to solve a problem. Pretty sure he is a Viking.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
gila-river wrote:RonE wrote:Go back and rape the broad you talked to and then burn the hotel to the ground. I would be seriously pissed.....and probably mad at myself for being upset with my wife. You are probably far more polite than I am.
I have been here 2 months. This is the 3rd time Ron has suggested the ol rape and arson tactic to solve a problem. Pretty sure he is a Viking.
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