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Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:58 pm
by Goldfish
Seriously? Everyone is wound up so damn tight lately it seems. I know skinny jeans are the "hip" thing, but just because everyone thinks I wear them (thanks boot for that btw), doesn't men you should wear them. It clearly makes you too uncomfortable that you are on edge about everything.

Go watch some hunting videos or something and stop caring about what happens at some other website.

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:59 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
Is this the start of 40 threads on the same topic?

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:02 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a baptist minister's wife at a pancake buffet! I gotta release that tension somewhere!

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:03 pm
by MuddyWaterWarlock
ducks~n~bucks wrote:I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a baptist minister's wife at a pancake buffet! I gotta release that tension somewhere!

Well then Skippy, go jack off and come back later.

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:04 pm
by 3geese4me
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a baptist minister's wife at a pancake buffet! I gotta release that tension somewhere!

Well then Skippy, go jack off and come back later.

Best option

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:04 pm
by GadwallGetter530
ducks~n~bucks wrote:I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a baptist minister's wife at a pancake buffet! I gotta release that tension somewhere!


kinda sounded like Rex a little bit their buddy. :lol:

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:05 pm
by The Duck Hammer
I don't understand. Did somebody make fun of your camo skinny jeans?

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:05 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a baptist minister's wife at a pancake buffet! I gotta release that tension somewhere!


kinda sounded like Rex a little bit their buddy. :lol:

Good, that's the look I was going for. :lol:

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:15 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
The Duck Hammer wrote:I don't understand. Did somebody make fun of your camo skinny jeans?

Skinny jeans? Are you talking about Montana Man Ovary Squeezers?

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:20 pm
by rebelp74
I beat my meat like we beat dead horses

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:21 pm
by The Duck Hammer
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:I don't understand. Did somebody make fun of your camo skinny jeans?

Skinny jeans? Are you talking about Montana Man Ovary Squeezers?



Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:33 pm
by bill herian
I'm reading you loud and clear, Goldie.

I think its a combo of the off season, guys losing to a montanian in the march madness thing, and the fact that Jehler hasn't been around to diffuse the tension.

Reb hasn't been around either. Another even-keeled dude.

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:54 pm
by 3legged_lab
I thought standard protocol for skinny jeans was to go commando?

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:55 pm
by QH's Paw
bill herian wrote:I'm reading you loud and clear, Goldie.

I think its a combo of the off season, guys losing to a montanian in the march madness thing, and the fact that Jehler hasn't been around to diffuse the tension.

Reb hasn't been around either. Another even-keeled dude.

Ah Beel, you might want to look in some of the recent threads. Reb is around and, I would say not so level headed in the DHC thread right now. :lol:

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:55 pm
by assateague
My skivvies are in a bunch because I like the way it feels. I purposely give myself a wedgie before I walk out the door every morning.

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:56 pm
by rebelp74
QH's Paw wrote:
bill herian wrote:I'm reading you loud and clear, Goldie.

I think its a combo of the off season, guys losing to a montanian in the march madness thing, and the fact that Jehler hasn't been around to diffuse the tension.

Reb hasn't been around either. Another even-keeled dude.

Ah Beel, you might want to look in some of the recent threads. Reb is around and, I would say not so level headed in the DHC thread right now. :lol:

Yeah incase nobody heard me, fuck dhc and the bitches that run it! :lol:

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:01 pm
by The Duck Hammer
assateague wrote:My skivvies are in a bunch because I like the way it feels. I purposely give myself a wedgie before I walk out the door every morning.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:03 pm
by sws002
assateague wrote:My skivvies are in a bunch because I like the way it feels. I purposely give myself a wedgie before I walk out the door every morning.


I feel like there is a tight ass joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to go after it...

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:10 pm
by Bulldog0156
bill herian wrote:I'm reading you loud and clear, Goldie.

I think its a combo of the off season, guys losing to a montanian in the march madness thing, and the fact that Jehler hasn't been around to diffuse the tension.

Reb hasn't been around either. Another even-keeled dude.

Jehler's been busy as shit, wait till you guys hear about his new boat!!!

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:11 pm
by sws002
Bulldog0156 wrote:
bill herian wrote:I'm reading you loud and clear, Goldie.

I think its a combo of the off season, guys losing to a montanian in the march madness thing, and the fact that Jehler hasn't been around to diffuse the tension.

Reb hasn't been around either. Another even-keeled dude.

Jehler's been busy as shit, wait till you guys hear about his new boat!!!


I hope it's better than his watch!

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:12 pm
by Bulldog0156
3legged_lab wrote:I thought standard protocol for skinny jeans was to go commando?

I like to wear jean shorts, often referred to as "jorts," under my skinny jeans as a replacement for boxers.

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:13 pm
by rebelp74
Bulldog0156 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I thought standard protocol for skinny jeans was to go commando?

I like to wear jean shorts, often referred to as "jorts," under my skinny jeans as a replacement for boxers.
it only counts if the pockets are longer the legs

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:19 pm
by 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:My skivvies are in a bunch because I cant get this fucking pear peeled!

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:41 pm
by Goldfish
rebelp74 wrote:I beat my meat like we beat dead horses

Seriously laughed out loud at that one

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:44 pm
by Tiler_J
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:My skivvies are in a bunch because I cant get this fucking pear peeled!

Haha!!

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:00 am
by ducks~n~bucks
Goldfish in his avatar reminds me of the dude in my avatar.

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:03 am
by Bootlipkiller
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Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:09 am
by 3legged_lab
Bootlipkiller wrote:
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:lol:

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:14 am
by Goldfish
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Goldfish in his avatar reminds me of the dude in my avatar.

Check out channel 9. The breast exam chick is on!


Thanks boot, knew I could count on ya

Re: Why are the skivies in a bunch?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:30 am
by Tomkat
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Yeah incase nobody heard me, fuck dhc and the bitches that run it! :lol:[/quote]

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Unamerican :)