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Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:35 pm
by assateague
Team MMA. You can skip ahead to the 2:00 mark. Don't let the dancing girls at the beginning fool you. They're not all that.






Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:46 pm
by gila-river
When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:48 pm
by The Duck Hammer
That was dumb as shit.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:48 pm
by ohioduck
I would watch this.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:49 pm
by assateague
gila-river wrote:When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.



We did the same, but we only had one pair between the neighbor and me. So we had to switch who got the left handed glove every other fight. When he finally got his own pair, it was on. I suspect that nowadays, parents would be arrested for child abuse if they got boxing gloves for their kids, so they could have fights in the basement. And that's why this country's fucked up now.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:51 pm
by gila-river
assateague wrote:
gila-river wrote:When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.



We did the same, but we only had one pair between the neighbor and me. So we had to switch who got the left handed glove every other fight. When he finally got his own pair, it was on. I suspect that nowadays, parents would be arrested for child abuse if they got boxing gloves for their kids, so they could have fights in the basement. And that's why this country's fucked up now.

Yep. We got creative after a while and threw a basketball in that we could kick at each other. The only real injury came from that bright Idea. The neighbor got his nose busted real bad:lol:

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:57 pm
by assateague
That's brilliant. At one point, we decided to allow pushing and wrestling. Probably as a result of Saturday mornings watching Chief Jay Strongbow, Ivan Putski The Polish Hammer, and Bob Bachlund having it out. Now that I think about it, we beat UFC to MMA by about 20 years. :lol:

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:45 pm
by Tomkat
My friend of 45 years came to visit me this fall.
We had bottle rocket fights, yard dart fights, snow ball fights, dirt clod fights, boxed, wrestled, and had some BB gun fights. We are still friends.
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Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:07 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Nobody had gloves in the neighborhood I grew up in. It was real fights every time. Usually on a trampoline. The spin kicks to the head were brutal some times.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:18 pm
by Gunny
Turn the best part of a hockey game into a tv show.

Brilliant... :thumbsup:

Reminds me of Northstars/Blackhawks games as a kid. :lol:

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:20 pm
by R. Chapman
assateague wrote:
gila-river wrote:When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.



We did the same, but we only had one pair between the neighbor and me. So we had to switch who got the left handed glove every other fight. When he finally got his own pair, it was on. I suspect that nowadays, parents would be arrested for child abuse if they got boxing gloves for their kids, so they could have fights in the basement. And that's why this country's fucked up now.

You kidding me?! We still do that shit!

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:27 pm
by aunt betty
assateague wrote:
gila-river wrote:When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.



We did the same, but we only had one pair between the neighbor and me. So we had to switch who got the left handed glove every other fight. When he finally got his own pair, it was on. I suspect that nowadays, parents would be arrested for child abuse if they got boxing gloves for their kids, so they could have fights in the basement. And that's why this country's fucked up now.

My grade-school rival was one weird dude. Very highly competitive kid and he could not handle losing. Beat his ass I don't know how many times.

One summer he disappeared all summer and that fall he invited me to come over to his house and 'box'.
He boxed the hell out of me. Him and his dad had been boxing all summer long.
The next Monday at school he announced he thought he could take me and I whipped the shit out of him again one more time. When I was holding him down bloodying his face I whispered in his ear..."this is for them boxing lessons".



:lol:

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Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:33 pm
by R. Chapman
aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:
gila-river wrote:When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.



We did the same, but we only had one pair between the neighbor and me. So we had to switch who got the left handed glove every other fight. When he finally got his own pair, it was on. I suspect that nowadays, parents would be arrested for child abuse if they got boxing gloves for their kids, so they could have fights in the basement. And that's why this country's fucked up now.

My grade-school rival was one weird dude. Very highly competitive kid and he could not handle losing. Beat his ass I don't know how many times.

One summer he disappeared all summer and that fall he invited me to come over to his house and 'box'.
He boxed the hell out of me. Him and his dad had been boxing all summer long.
The next Monday at school he announced he thought he could take me and I whipped the shit out of him again one more time. When I was holding him down bloodying his face I whispered in his ear..."this is for them boxing lessons".



:lol:

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Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:39 pm
by aunt betty
R. Chapman wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:
gila-river wrote:When I was a kid we had 3 sets of boxing gloves and 6 neighbor kids always hanging out at my house. Everyone got one glove. We invented this years ago. The back of the head sucker punches were epic at times.



We did the same, but we only had one pair between the neighbor and me. So we had to switch who got the left handed glove every other fight. When he finally got his own pair, it was on. I suspect that nowadays, parents would be arrested for child abuse if they got boxing gloves for their kids, so they could have fights in the basement. And that's why this country's fucked up now.

My grade-school rival was one weird dude. Very highly competitive kid and he could not handle losing. Beat his ass I don't know how many times.

One summer he disappeared all summer and that fall he invited me to come over to his house and 'box'.
He boxed the hell out of me. Him and his dad had been boxing all summer long.
The next Monday at school he announced he thought he could take me and I whipped the shit out of him again one more time. When I was holding him down bloodying his face I whispered in his ear..."this is for them boxing lessons".



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:lol:


Oh, there's more. 15 years later my rival and I ended up on the same job. We were sheeting a roof and that silly dummy really messed it up. You know how when your doing the last row of plywood at the top? He got to the top row and we had another 18" to go. He pulled every single truss over and nailed it on the wrong side of the line...worked his ass off doing it and I told him just just let the trusses "run wild" the last row because if you start pulling and pushing them, from below it looks like hell. I had to go do something else and left him to finish.
Later at the end of the day my boss would show up with a case of the coldest beer in town. (every day)
We had a lot of fun picking apart old Donny's work that day. The next day he was gone. The next time I saw him he worked at the lumber yard. I kicked that guys ass without even trying.
:lol:

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:12 pm
by waterfowlman
I like that they can kick and stomp their opponents on the ground.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:16 pm
by Eric Haynes
waterfowlman wrote:I like that they can kick and stomp their opponents on the ground.



You have to know you are fucked when someone on your team is the first to go down.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:37 pm
by aunt betty
Eric Haynes wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:I like that they can kick and stomp their opponents on the ground.



You have to know you are fucked when someone on your team is the first to go down.

Something about your statement...
Your fucked when your teammate goes down.
Sucked? :lol:

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:39 pm
by Eric Haynes
aunt betty wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:I like that they can kick and stomp their opponents on the ground.



You have to know you are fucked when someone on your team is the first to go down.

Something about your statement...
Your fucked when your teammate goes down.
Sucked? :lol:


Nope. You are reaching pretty far on that one.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:29 pm
by Bulldog0156
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Nobody had gloves in the neighborhood I grew up in. It was real fights every time. Usually on a trampoline. The spin kicks to the head were brutal some times.

I managed to kick a kid's braces through his cheek one time doing this. It kinda hurt my heel.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:53 pm
by Mornin Beef
one of those good ideas that just flat out sucks after you try it.

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:56 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
Gunny wrote:Reminds me of Northstars/Blackhawks games as a kid. :lol:


Those were some of the best!

Re: Disaster In The Making

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:09 am
by 3legged_lab
Tomkat wrote:My friend of 45 years came to visit me this fall.
We had bottle rocket fights, yard dart fights, snow ball fights, dirt clod fights, boxed, wrestled, and had some BB gun fights. We are still friends.
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What did you guys do when you were kids?