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Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:05 am**

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Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:31 am**

I really gotta get busy on this, or somebody's going to beat me to it.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:56 pm**

assateague wrote:I really gotta get busy on this, or somebody's going to beat me to it.

If there were a bigfoot, don't you think someone would have a good picture of one looking at a trail-cam to figure out where the fuck the flash came from by now?

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:20 pm**

assateague wrote:I really gotta get busy on this, or somebody's going to beat me to it.

One step at a time buddy, right now you can't even kill a goose with both hands.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:34 pm**

Hey now. If I was ok to blast away with my .35, I would have about $2000 of dead geese by now. But I'm not. No way am I trying to catch a Samsquanch with a piece of Firewire and a stick. Although that woould be pretty badass.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:37 pm**

assateague wrote:Hey now. If I was ok to blast away with my .35, I would have about $2000 of dead geese by now. But I'm not. No way am I trying to catch a Samsquanch with a piece of Firewire and a stick. Although that woould be pretty badass.

Just put your moccasins on and give em the old Mohegan sneak. Mystical flight of the arrow and all that.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:19 am**

Maybe I could sub it out to Uncle Ted. Offer him $25 a goose.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:35 am**

assateague wrote:Maybe I could sub it out to Uncle Ted. Offer him $25 a goose.

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Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:51 am**

assateague wrote:Hey now. If I was ok to blast away with my .35, I would have about $2000 of dead geese by now. But I'm not. No way am I trying to catch a Samsquanch with a piece of Firewire and a stick. Although that woould be pretty badass.

I'm lmao picturing Assa on Bigfoot's back trying to put him in a head lock.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:12 am**

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:15 am**

Imagine when/if anyone catches a live one. PETA would name the thing and demand we treat "Harry" like royalty.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:36 am**

aunt betty wrote:Imagine when/if anyone catches a live one. PETA would name the thing and demand we treat "Harry" like royalty.

It already has a name, Betty. Gigantopithecus.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:37 am**

waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:11 am**

Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:08 am**

aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:09 am**

Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Isn't there supposed to be one on tour now?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/supernatur ... ot2014.asp

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:28 am**

T

ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Isn't there supposed to be one on tour now?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/supernatur ... ot2014.asp

Just curious Ohio but did you read the article in that link you just posted?

Its a hoax.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:56 am**

I really want to be a Sasquatch and follow those dumb fucking Bigfoot hunters around. But I'm too damn scared of getting shot.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:42 pm**

Oh, you would get shot.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:38 pm**

It's going to be really funny when these guys actually find sasquatch and get mauled by what they thought was their frend dressed up in a gorilla suit.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:12 pm**

bill herian wrote:It's going to be really funny when these guys actually find sasquatch and get mauled by what they thought was their friend dressed up in a gorilla suit.

The city I live in has a creek that runs through it called the "Boneyard ditch" or "Copper Slough".
There are deer, turkeys, pheasants, coons , skunks, muskrats and everything right in town. (hiding from the yotes)
The way the habitat has been eliminated contributes.

I better go put up a sasquatch camera...you never know. :popcorn:

It'd get stolen though.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:01 am**

Found "LittleFoot", BigFoot has a cousin. Lives in the land of the lost.
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Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:24 am**

waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Fuck that, he'd be worth lots more alive.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:30 am**

Frylock wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Fuck that, he'd be worth lots more alive.

Yep. Of course science would need several to experiment on. One to see how hot it has to be to kill one. One to see how cold.
Probably want to see how many amps it takes to roast one too.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:31 am**

aunt betty wrote:
Frylock wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Fuck that, he'd be worth lots more alive.

Yep. Of course science would need several to experiment on. One to see how hot it has to be to kill one. One to see how cold.
Probably want to see how many amps it takes to roast one too.

Mmmmmm....roasted big foot, sounds delicious.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:17 pm**

Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Do you think it would be worth less if I had to quarter it up to get it out of the woods?

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:26 pm**

3legged_lab wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Do you think it would be worth less if I had to quarter it up to get it out of the woods?

Only slightly

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:44 pm**

Of course I would keep the cape in tact for the taxidermist though.

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