Big day today.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 amLady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
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Big day today.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 amRe: Big day today.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:20 amTake down the stripper pole in the living room.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:22 amRemove all dead hookers. Using the proper tool of course.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:22 amManlyMan wrote:Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:27 amSeven hours...make yourself a honey do list and get ahead of the game. Then start rubbing your ankle with sandpaper to toughen it up. The shackle for the ball n chain goes there.
Orrrr.
Run Forest, run.
Congrats manlyman.
Orrrr.
Run Forest, run.
Congrats manlyman.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:28 amPiss on everything to further establish your domain.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:32 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 amDrink beer and crush some box
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 amMake her a kick-ass dinner
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:46 amRelax and have a beer!
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:46 amManlyMan wrote:Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
The romance stage has officially ended.
Prepare for the harsh reality of cohabitation.
In time you will become a chronic masturbater. Do not be alarmed or surprised; this is natural. All part of natures design.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:49 amNuclear Waste:
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. sunkist orange or orange crush
Ice to fill glass rest of the way.
Keith Richards says "it's lovely".
Get wasted Doc.
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. sunkist orange or orange crush
Ice to fill glass rest of the way.
Keith Richards says "it's lovely".
Get wasted Doc.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:30 pmcapt1972 wrote:
Yes please.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:50 pmRe: Big day today.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:53 pmIt's time to wager on how long it takes her to tell him, "no, you have to stay home this weekend and make flower arrangements and invitations to her BFF's wedding".
My guess is Thanksgiving and Christmas will be spent at her parents from now on.
Does FIL hunt? If so, you may have a chance.
My guess is Thanksgiving and Christmas will be spent at her parents from now on.
Does FIL hunt? If so, you may have a chance.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:12 pmYou should call one of your friends that has a baby and borrow it for a few hours. Set up a crib in the spare room.
Explain to her how the mother wants to be involved once she gets out of rehab.
Explain to her how the mother wants to be involved once she gets out of rehab.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:31 pmbill herian wrote:You should call one of your friends that has a baby and borrow it for a few hours. Set up a crib in the spare room.
Explain to her how the mother wants to be involved once she gets out of rehab.
Bill, you are a devious sonuvabitch, I like it!
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:44 pmTomkat wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
The romance stage has officially ended.
Prepare for the harsh reality of cohabitation.
In time you will become a chronic masturbater. Do not be alarmed or surprised; this is natural. All part of natures design.
I'm actually quite afraid the opposite will happen. That is my "me time." I'm afraid I will lose it with someone always there staring at me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:46 pmI am sure doc is working on a checklist of chores and an orientation handbook of acceptable conduct....a layout of where everything belongs...etc etc etc
Congrats Doc
Congrats Doc
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:49 pmCongrats Doc I guess 
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:49 pmSnack of champions.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:52 pmDoc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:54 pmno way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:56 pmYou trip me out, Doc
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:10 pmMasturbate two hours prior to her arrival. That way when you properly welcome her to her new home you'll last 53 seconds longer than usual...essentially doubling your usual play time
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:11 pmare those for her? Or you?ManlyMan wrote:no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:13 pmRedbeard wrote:are those for her? Or you?ManlyMan wrote:no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
Myself.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:14 pmRedbeard wrote:Masturbate two hours prior to her arrival. That way when you properly welcome her to her new home you'll last 53 seconds longer than usual...essentially doubling your usual play time
Got to keep the pipes clear...
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:18 pmgood for you man. I can honestly say I've never bought flowers for myselfManlyMan wrote:Redbeard wrote:are those for her? Or you?ManlyMan wrote:no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
Myself.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:21 pmbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
