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I broke my wheel hoe last year, and decided that since I have a welder, I'd fix it. Good as new. Well, good as 1922, anyway.


















I think it's paid for itself officially, now.

Looks like I need to show you how to weld.

I'd like to see you do better with a microwave

Good job. Now put your Amish hat on and get back to work.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I'd like to see you do better with a microwave

Assa is far and away the world's greatest science oven welder!

Jefferson! Nice work Assa, definitely need some more practice with the lightning generator.

MOhuntingGuy wrote:Looks like I need to show you how to weld.

Functionality, name of the game. Anybody shows up at my place with an x-ray machine is getting run off with a pitchfork.

assateague wrote:

MOhuntingGuy wrote:Looks like I need to show you how to weld.

Functionality, name of the game. Anybody shows up at my place with an x-ray machine is getting run off with a pitchfork.

Is the weld holding? Then its good enough.

AT, gotta ask, do you own a welding hood?
Your eyes are worth the investment now that you have a welder.
Burnt my eyes once and it's something you do not want.
Feels like sand in your eyes and hurts like hell.

He made one out of a cereal box, a pair of sunglasses, some tin foil, a hardhat liner and a piece of tinted glass.

Yes, I've got a cool auto darkening Kobalt helmet, with flames and shit on it.

assateague wrote:Yes, I've got a cool auto darkening Kobalt helmet, with flames and shit on it.

Gift?

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

assateague wrote:Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

good deal.

assateague wrote:Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

Not paid for, I was close enough.

A penny saved...
At and I really take that one seriously.

assateague wrote:Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a death wish .

Fify

assateague wrote:Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

In all likelihood he owns a welder, he either just doesn't know it yet or hasn't had the time/balls/death wish to assemble it.

He did supply one of the microwaves for my machine, and was anxiously taking part in the development of Jefferson. I think he was waiting to see if it worked, since he already had the helmet, but then maybe changed his mind when he saw the power of the finished product. Oh well.

There will be an almost comical degree of irony if this thing does, in fact, kill me at some point.

assateague wrote:He did supply one of the microwaves for my machine, and was anxiously taking part in the development of Jefferson. I think he was waiting to see if it worked, since he already had the helmet, but then maybe changed his mind when he saw the power of the finished product. Oh well.

There will be an almost comical degree of irony if this thing does, in fact, kill me at some point.

Or when you grow a vagina on your neck.

I'll wear a lot of really rough turtlenecks, and never leave the house.

assateague wrote:I'll wear a lot of really rough turtlenecks, and never leave the house.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

assateague wrote:Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

Just make sure that when his microwave oven takes a shit that he throws it away or you will be only one microwave away from losing your helmet.

This is a valid point. And they ain't cheap.

So back to the important stuff - are you going to post a picture when that neck growth starts?

Did you just ask to see Jim's pussy??

Perv

3legged_lab wrote:So back to the important stuff - are you going to post a picture when that neck growth starts?

It might need to be my fallback retirement plan, if the Bigfoot thing doesn't work out.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Did you just ask to see Jim's pussy??

Perv

Haha. You telling me you wouldnt look?

Yah - but I wouldn't ask. You can't just waltz up to a guy and ask to see his neck pussy.

assateague wrote:This is a valid point. And they ain't cheap.

I only paid 200 for my lincoln viking