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Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:44 pm
by Redbeard
So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:45 pm
by Olly
Looks perfect to me.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:46 pm
by Redbeard
She said "I thought you meant no tractor tires"

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:47 pm
by Mornin Beef
you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:53 pm
by 3legged_lab
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:53 pm
by Redbeard
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:54 pm
by Redbeard
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:56 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time


I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:57 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time


I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:58 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time


I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?


Think she had the hots for JR

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:00 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Redbeard"]So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time


I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?


Think she had the hots for JR[/quote]the redhead? You gingers all stick together don't ya

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:05 pm
by AKPirate
If that's what it takes

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:05 pm
by 3legged_lab
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"][quote="Redbeard"]So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?
Ha! Yea it's hanging in your spot. Park in front of my neighbors house next time


I want to park in front of the hot looking MILF neighbors house
do I have a hot milf neighbor?


Think she had the hots for JR[/quote]the redhead? You gingers all stick together don't ya[/quote]
Hahaha

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:05 pm
by Mornin Beef
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:06 pm
by Redbeard
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:08 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby


Hot neighbor won't need it filled to get wet

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:09 pm
by Mornin Beef
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:09 pm
by Redbeard
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
theres nothing better than messing with your kids

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:09 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right? sidenote, im talking about the water in the bottom of tire, you know, you jump on it and your crouch gets a good splash.
ill make sure it's always full. Hose is nearby


Hot neighbor won't need it filled to get wet
hey hey hey now!

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:12 pm
by AKPirate
Uh oh

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:34 pm
by RonE
Drill a few holes in it so that it drains when water gets in it. Expect the kids cloths to be covered with black tire soot for the first month of two.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:36 pm
by Tiler_J
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

I thought you didn't park under trees anymore?

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:36 pm
by assateague
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right?




No.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:38 pm
by Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:you guys dont get rain so at least the kiddles will stay unsurprisingly dry. sweet deal.
i live in the rainiest part of California. Rained today til noon

so cool< am i doing it right?




No.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
seriously wasnt here for that quip

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:24 pm
by vincentpa
This just made me think of the scene in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles when the guy makes his wife pick up the suitcases.

"She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:26 pm
by Mornin Beef
vincentpa wrote:This just made me think of the scene in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles when the guy makes his wife pick up the suitcases.

"She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

i like that nasal guttural noise he makes keeping his chaw juice from going into his stomach.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:36 pm
by The Duck Hammer
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Why would you park under a tree? Don't you remember what happened last time.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:22 pm
by 3legged_lab
The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Why would you park under a tree? Don't you remember what happened last time.

Thaaat shit buffed out.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:25 pm
by The Duck Hammer
3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So momma red calls me today and says she running down to Hummel tire to grab a free tire to put up a rope swing. I said "ok just grab a small tire."

Small tire my ass she says
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1398210288.915556.jpg

Front yard? Where the hell am I supposed to park my truck?

Why would you park under a tree? Don't you remember what happened last time.

Thaaat shit buffed out.

Should have left that shit like it was. Then you could have gone around spreading your gnarly war stories.

Re: Tire swing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:12 pm
by Redbeard