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Thank goodness. We were getting pretty concerned.

Something definitely wrong when a guy with the handle "Manly Man" posting pics of his new comforter.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Something definitely wrong when a guy with the handle "Manly Man" posting pics of his new comforter.

I don't think I've ever used the word "comforter" in a sentence before. Did I spell it right?

Don't let the ol lady near it after a night of drinking!! Don't need her ruining this duvet as well....

First time you don't get your way, beat off on her comforter

I hope, for your sake, it is hypoallergenic.

I still think ManlyMan is playing the long con, how did she not have an issue with the duvet before they moved in together? Did she not ever sleep over? There are too many holes in this story...

Got any "love stains" on it yet? Surely, you've taken it for a test drive.

Next time, get out of bed, wipe you dick on the drapes and tell her that you are concerned about soiling the comforter.

RonE wrote:Got any "love stains" on it yet? Surely, you've taken it for a test drive.

Next time, get out of bed, wipe you dick on the drapes and tell her that you are concerned about soiling the comforter.

I concur with this solid advice.

That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

assateague wrote:That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

Damn! That's a nice chili ring.

*Cinnamon ring

assateague wrote:That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

Haha

Feelin' Fowl wrote:*Cinnamon ring

Cinnamon ring, chili ring, fartbox all the same thing.

Docs gonna have to get a new comforter now

The color didn't match the walls anyways.

assateague wrote:That flower on it looks like a huge, screaming anus.

Prolapsed

Yep.

How do you two know what a prolapsed butt hole looks like?

Pictures.

I'll post a few, if you want validation.

assateague wrote:I'll post a few, if you want validation.

No, I am quite alright without knowing.

So doc, you got a comforter set, what did the lady get? A chainsaw??

huntall6 wrote:So doc, you got a comforter set, what did the lady get? A chainsaw??

A nice set of balls to go right in her purse.

Redbeard wrote:First time you don't get your way, beat off on her comforter

That should be the first thing he does. I could just picture the future Mrs. Coming home to Manly Man naked rubbing one out on "his" new comforter. The look on her face would be priceless. That could be the true test of her feelings for him. If she stays after witnessing that act, she truly loves him. Who knows? She might take the opportunity to show her hidden wild side and join in. It could be a win-win scenario.

At least its not pink