Hunting with Idiots.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:41 amWho are some of the idiots you guys have hunted with? Like stories about guys claiming birds, etc.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:41 amRe: Hunting with Idiots.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:45 amOkay, so there was this time my dad was hunting with my uncle, and they were hiding 30 yards apart on a river. A flock of ducks comes in, they both get up and shoot, and 5 ducks drop. According to my uncle, he killed those 5 ducks in his 3 shots, including the banded drake mallard that was dead 40 yards on the opposite side of my dad from him. It happens to be the only band my dad has even seen killed while he was duck hunting, and he has been at it since he was a kid, and now in his 40's.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:48 amA guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot. 
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:50 amGadwallGetter530 wrote:A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:50 amGadwallGetter530 wrote:A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.
Shallow enough to watch you guys wade in while he paddled around in a canoe?
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:53 amducks~n~bucks wrote:Who are some of the idiots you guys have hunted with? Like stories about guys claiming birds, etc.
Haven't hunted with anyone on here yet.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:53 amducks~n~bucks wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.
Shallow enough to watch you guys wade in while he paddled around in a canoe?
Yeah, something along those lines.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:54 amcapt1972 wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:Who are some of the idiots you guys have hunted with? Like stories about guys claiming birds, etc.
Haven't hunted with anyone on here yet.
It would be a prevalige..... NAY! An honor to hunt with any one of us from the WCH!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:03 amI have a feeling one could come back scarred for life.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:23 am[
It would be a prevalige..... NAY! An honor to hunt with any one of us from the WCH!!!
An honor huh?
It would be a prevalige..... NAY! An honor to hunt with any one of us from the WCH!!!
An honor huh?
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:30 amTomkat wrote:[
It would be a prevalige..... NAY! An honor to hunt with any one of us from the WCH!!!
An honor huh?
Jokes man. Just jokes.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:32 amIn the "way back when" I was doing a lot of our camp's booking, a fellow who was coming with a group of old college buddies called me from Washington, DC (not surprisingly) to see how much hunter orange Louisiana law required him to wear while goose hunting. Not wanting to discourage the obviously new hunter, I just politely informed him that there is no such requirement for waterfowling and that his crew would be hunting white spreads with me, and I'd provide the only special clothing required, white parkas. Then I forgot about the hunter orange question until the morning of their first hunt.
Don't tell HNTFSH over on DHC, but big blue/snow and speck spreads are a group bagging affairs, because anyone claiming he knows who all of six to a dozen shooters hit what all in a swarm of geese is a damn liar. To keep us straight on limits without having to count and recount the pile, it was my custom just to drop our birds behind each hunter laying in the spread until everyone had a limit. And that's what I was doing when I tossed a bird down behind a fellow who sat bolt upright, as though shocked, and said, "I don't know that I'm comfortable with a dead bird that close."
Pretty sure I'd found my hunter orange man. Know I couldn't help but laugh and tell him he'd "Best stay the fuck away from KFC."
Don't tell HNTFSH over on DHC, but big blue/snow and speck spreads are a group bagging affairs, because anyone claiming he knows who all of six to a dozen shooters hit what all in a swarm of geese is a damn liar. To keep us straight on limits without having to count and recount the pile, it was my custom just to drop our birds behind each hunter laying in the spread until everyone had a limit. And that's what I was doing when I tossed a bird down behind a fellow who sat bolt upright, as though shocked, and said, "I don't know that I'm comfortable with a dead bird that close."
Pretty sure I'd found my hunter orange man. Know I couldn't help but laugh and tell him he'd "Best stay the fuck away from KFC."
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:32 amHunted with these three cops from Memphis. First thing they did was really Piss off the guy who owned the clubhouse. They showed up, broke out their 9 mm's and started shooting. I had to stop them because their target lined up perfect with the neighbors house.
Their hunt wasn't perfect so they call me and my guys a bunch of liars and accused us of taking "the good fields".
We were hunting public and the cops misunderstood.
We LET THEM HAVE THE BEST PIT IN THE BEST FIELD.
After they called me a cocksucking piece of shit liar I told them to get into their truck, take off, and never come back. They tried showing their badges to me and I pointed out we're way out of your jurisdiction. This is MY house. Git!
Their hunt wasn't perfect so they call me and my guys a bunch of liars and accused us of taking "the good fields".
We were hunting public and the cops misunderstood.
We LET THEM HAVE THE BEST PIT IN THE BEST FIELD.
After they called me a cocksucking piece of shit liar I told them to get into their truck, take off, and never come back. They tried showing their badges to me and I pointed out we're way out of your jurisdiction. This is MY house. Git!
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:34 amRick wrote:In the "way back when" I was doing a lot of our camp's booking, a fellow who was coming with a group of old college buddies called me from Washington, DC (not surprisingly) to see how much hunter orange Louisiana law required him to wear while goose hunting. Not wanting to discourage the obviously new hunter, I just politely informed him that there is no such requirement for waterfowling and that his crew would be hunting white spreads with me, and I'd provide the only special clothing required, white parkas. Then I forgot about the hunter orange question until the morning of their first hunt.
Don't tell HNTFSH over on DHC, but big blue/snow and speck spreads are a group bagging affairs, because anyone claiming he knows who all of six to a dozen shooters hit what all in a swarm of geese is a damn liar. To keep us straight on limits without having to count and recount the pile, it was my custom just to drop our birds behind each hunter laying in the spread until everyone had a limit. And that's what I was doing when I tossed a bird down behind a fellow who sat bolt upright, as though shocked, and said, "I don't know that I'm comfortable with a dead bird that close."
Pretty sure I'd found my hunter orange man. Know I couldn't help but laugh and tell him he'd "Best stay the fuck away from KFC."
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:45 amI've never hunted with Rex.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:13 amThe good thing is, its up to me to pick and choose who I hunt with and usually before I go hunting with someone new I meet them before we go hunting. The guys I hunt with, I trust with my dog, my gun, my truck, decoys, etc...if I can't then I'm not hunting with you.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:40 amWoody wrote:I've never hunted with Rex.
HFNV has, or I have with him.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:56 amI plead the fifth
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:59 amI don't need to hunt with idiots anymore, I have a forum full of them to chat with. 
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:12 amaunt betty wrote:I don't need to hunt with idiots anymore, I have a forum full of them to chat with.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:15 amOh, the evil has awoken and ya'll gonna feel some butthurt if you keep pushing the buttons.GadwallGetter530 wrote:aunt betty wrote:I don't need to hunt with idiots anymore, I have a forum full of them to chat with.
I tried playing nicely with you idiots and it seems that all you understand is PISS. I'm aiming now...
Golden showers for errybody. You want some Gad?
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:18 amI'm getting my jedi bat-chicken costume on. Ya'll are in deep deep shit.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:20 amaunt betty wrote:Oh, the evil has awoken and ya'll gonna feel some butthurt if you keep pushing the buttons.GadwallGetter530 wrote:aunt betty wrote:I don't need to hunt with idiots anymore, I have a forum full of them to chat with.
I tried playing nicely with you idiots and it seems that all you understand is PISS. I'm aiming now...
Golden showers for errybody. You want some Gad?
Is it sour?
Re: Hunting with Idiots.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:23 amRick wrote:In the "way back when" I was doing a lot of our camp's booking, a fellow who was coming with a group of old college buddies called me from Washington, DC (not surprisingly) to see how much hunter orange Louisiana law required him to wear while goose hunting. Not wanting to discourage the obviously new hunter, I just politely informed him that there is no such requirement for waterfowling and that his crew would be hunting white spreads with me, and I'd provide the only special clothing required, white parkas. Then I forgot about the hunter orange question until the morning of their first hunt.
Don't tell HNTFSH over on DHC, but big blue/snow and speck spreads are a group bagging affairs, because anyone claiming he knows who all of six to a dozen shooters hit what all in a swarm of geese is a damn liar.
P."
I promise not to tell my BFF HntFsh
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:25 amI really don't know Gad but I could send you a sample so you could tell us all about the sourness of betty-pee.
I haven't ate any asparagus yet but if you want I can package you up some "Special P".
You want a jar of moonshine to cleanse your guts with after you drink my piss?
I haven't ate any asparagus yet but if you want I can package you up some "Special P".
You want a jar of moonshine to cleanse your guts with after you drink my piss?
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:28 amI've hunted with idiots, nimrods and assorted others. I hate hunting with people who always try to get the first shot almost as much as I hate hunting with people that shoot over other hunters. If someone rings my bell by shooting too close to my ear, they are on a short string from then on and usually not invited back.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:36 amRonE wrote:I've hunted with idiots, nimrods and assorted others. I hate hunting with people who always try to get the first shot almost as much as I hate hunting with people that shoot over other hunters. If someone rings my bell by shooting too close to my ear, they are on a short string from then on and usually not invited back.
Likke to shoot late and clean up the mess when in a gang.
RonE, stay away from my right side. I'm the guy who will have a shell eject into your face. I like to put myself on the far right end in a duck blind or pit so I don't have to worry about that.
If you want to shoot in a way that your shells eject at me...no big deal just don't miss the duck you're shooting at.
Am just like every other idiot you ever hunted with except I will let you shoot first even when I'm calling the shot. Someone has to shoot first and I'll wait a second or maybe two. After I hear one or maybe two pops...I'm like bam bam bam.
Here's a video of some people you know. Try and pick out the FAT guy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:37 amaunt betty wrote:[attachment=-1]uploadfromtaptalk1398778009574.jpg[/attachment]
Is that a scene from your 8mm snuff film?
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:39 amGadwallGetter530 wrote:aunt betty wrote:[attachment=-1]uploadfromtaptalk1398778009574.jpg[/attachment]
Is that a scene from your 8mm snuff film?
No, just what it looks like when you hunt with non-idiots and everything goes right.