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making Iowans
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Tue May 13, 2014 6:13 pmby one2many
http://whotv.com/2014/05/13/sash-arrest ... ter-chase/The Oskaloosa Police Department says a former Hawkeye football star was arrested over the weekend after a scooter chase.
Twenty-five-year-old Tyler Sash was arrested early Sunday morning. Police say an officer tried to pullover Sash at 1:27 a.m. in the southeast part of Oskaloosa because he was driving a scooter with no lights on. Sash didn’t pull over and then ditched the scooter, running from police.
When police found Sash hiding behind a tree he initially refused their orders to surrender. Police say he resisted when officers tried to put him in handcuffs and officers tased him and took him into custody.
Sash admitted to having six drinks within an hour but refused to take a field sobriety test. He is charged with public intoxication and interference with official acts.
Sash played three seasons with the Hawkeyes but declared for the NFL draft before his senior year. He was cut by the New York Giants last August.from what i heard he was hiding behind a tree and the cops yelled at him that they could see him and he shouted out: no you cant"
also yuo shouted "don't taze me bro" i think he was on the NY Giants team when they won the Super Bowl
Re: making Iowans
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Tue May 13, 2014 8:44 pmby one2many
shit.... title was to be making iowans proud
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 9:25 amby ohioduck
You know what Iowa stands for
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 9:30 amby aunt betty
ohioduck wrote:You know what Iowa stands for
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
Why do ducks fly upside down over OHIO?
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 9:41 amby Woody
and Ohio stands for
Fagot
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 9:46 amby aunt betty
They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 9:50 amby Tiler_J
aunt betty wrote:They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.
Haha! Oh my god! That is so funny! Did you make that one up? Good job!
What was the sarcasm sign again? @? #? Fuck it. @&$)(;:/-.,?!'[]{}}#%^^*=•¥£€><~||\_.' It's got to be one of those.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 9:58 amby aunt betty
Tiler_J wrote:aunt betty wrote:They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.
Haha! Oh my god! That is so funny! Did you make that one up? Good job!
What was the sarcasm sign again? @? #? Fuck it. @&$)(;:/-.,?!'[]{}}#%^^*=•¥£€><~||\_.' It's got to be one of those.
Na, just googled Ohio jokes and it was like the fifth one down. lol
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:01 amby Tiler_J
aunt betty wrote:Tiler_J wrote:aunt betty wrote:They fly upside down because there ain't anything worth crapping on in Ohio.
Haha! Oh my god! That is so funny! Did you make that one up? Good job!
What was the sarcasm sign again? @? #? Fuck it. @&$)(;:/-.,?!'[]{}}#%^^*=•¥£€><~||\_.' It's got to be one of those.
Na, just googled Ohio jokes and it was like the fifth one down. lol
Hahaha!! Awesome Betty!
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:06 amby WisconsinWaterfowler
Hahahaha
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:23 amby Feelin' Fowl
I haven't heard that one, and will be using it!
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:24 amby ohioduck
AHAHA. One for betty
Q: What did the Illinois female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:32 amby Feelin' Fowl
ohioduck wrote:AHAHA. One for betty
Q: What did the Illinois female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Where's a tomato to throw? That was terrible' (almost as bad as this one)
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:36 amby Tiler_J
ohioduck wrote:AHAHA. One for betty
Q: What did the Illinois female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 10:44 amby DeadEye_Dan
The toothbrush was invented in Ohio.
If it had been created anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 11:04 amby aunt betty
DeadEye_Dan wrote:The toothbrush was invented in Ohio.
If it had been created anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Ha!
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 12:19 pmby 3legged_lab
DeadEye_Dan wrote:The toothbrush was invented in Ohio.
If it had been created anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Thats an old Arkansas joke.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 12:44 pmby one2many
do you know why its so windy in Iowa?
it because Minnesota sucks and Missouri blows
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 12:46 pmby ohioduck
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 12:52 pmby one2many
ohioduck wrote:Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom
i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:07 pmby gila-river
one2many wrote:ohioduck wrote:Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom
i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses
Used to do it all the time taking a chopper down south of the farm. Only one place to get lunch along the way.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:12 pmby one2many
gila-river wrote:one2many wrote:ohioduck wrote:Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom
i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses
Used to do it all the time taking a chopper down south of the farm. Only one place to get lunch along the way.
when we are chopping half the guys stop in one town the rest stop in a different town.its pretty cool seeing all the dump trucks lined up on main street
funniest thing i seen was down in an Amish/Mennonite area there was a horse and buggy tied up outside a NAPA
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:24 pmby gila-river
one2many wrote:gila-river wrote:one2many wrote:ohioduck wrote:Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom
i have been closer to town then home on more then a few occasions and just drove the tractor to town for lunch or a can of chew.
i know im not the only one.
one thing to remember these tractors cost more then most fuckers houses
Used to do it all the time taking a chopper down south of the farm. Only one place to get lunch along the way.
when we are chopping half the guys stop in one town the rest stop in a different town.its pretty cool seeing all the dump trucks lined up on main street
funniest thing i seen was down in an Amish/Mennonite area there was a horse and buggy tied up outside a NAPA
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:51 pmby assateague
Once are at a Mennonite restaurant in Yoder, KS. As we were leaving, our waitress came out the kitchen door, hopped on a tractor parked in the back lot, and drove off through "town".
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:54 pmby Woody
assateague wrote:Once are at a Mennonite restaurant in Yoder, KS. As we were leaving, our waitress came out the kitchen door, hopped on a tractor parked in the back lot, and drove off through "town".
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 2:09 pmby one2many
assateague wrote:Once are at a Mennonite restaurant in Yoder, KS. As we were leaving, our waitress came out the kitchen door, hopped on a tractor parked in the back lot, and drove off through "town".
thats awesome
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 2:15 pmby aunt betty
Lake Shelbyville is near an Amish community.
Went fishing there and saw a sign on a fence saying worms for sale so I drove up to this house that had three baseball teams worth of Amish kids in the yard. They scurried into the house real quick..."ENGLISHER! "
After a few minutes the worm salesman (sinner) came out and sold me my worms.
They really should write the damned signs in fucking German if they don't want to sell us worms or Amish furniture.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 3:21 pmby ohioduck
I buy worms off a ex-amish guy.( I won't buy from the amish) .buck a dozen. big night crawlers too.
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 4:32 pmby one2many
aunt betty wrote:Lake Shelbyville is near an Amish community.
Went fishing there and saw a sign on a fence saying worms for sale so I drove up to this house that had three baseball teams worth of Amish kids in the yard. They scurried into the house real quick..."ENGLISHER! "
After a few minutes the worm salesman (sinner) came out and sold me my worms.
They really should write the damned signs in fucking German if they don't want to sell us worms or Amish furniture.
how do you know he was a sinner? most around me have signs in Deutsch and English .
i dont think there is anything more enjoyable to a hook and eye then to take money from the English
Re: making Iowans
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Wed May 14, 2014 4:35 pmby one2many
ohioduck wrote:I buy worms off a ex-amish guy.( I won't buy from the amish) .buck a dozen. big night crawlers too.
i dont even know if thats a good price or not