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Thought I'd give a home to all these jokes I've read on here.

So..... tell us a joke funny guy.

why did AT cross the road?









Cuz there was something shiny over there.

A man wakes up very late for work one day. He gets dressed in a hurry, hops in his car and goes flying down the road. He crosses a little bridge in town and as soon as he gets to the far side he hears a police siren and looks in his rear view to see he is being pulled over. The officer walks to the mans window and asks "sir, what is you're hurry? You were doing 60 in a 35" the man replies "I'm sorry officer but I work in the medical field and am terribly late for an emergency at the office!" "Oh ya?" The cop asks matter of factly "what is it you do that's so important?" The man replies " I am a rectal elastogist" the cop is a little taken aback by this answer and says " a rectal elastologist? What exactly do you do?" "Well" the man says " I start with an average human sphincter of about an inch or two in diameter and with a lot of time and anesthesia, I stretch it out to about 6 foot." Shocked, the officer asks "what in the hell would you do with a 6 foot asshole!!!?" To which the man snappily replies " stick him at the end of a bridge with a radar gun."

That joke is courtesy of an Arizona DPS officer btw. (Our version of highway patrol)

Mornin Beef wrote:why did AT cross the road?









To get the chicken!

FIFY Beef. You gotta pay more attention.

This thread will last a long time before having to be moved to the Hawaii forum.































That was my joke.

Olly wrote:This thread will last a long time before having to be moved to the Hawaii forum.































That was my joke.

Nostradamus!:lol:

gila-river wrote:

Morpheus wrote:This thread will last a long time before having to be moved to the Hawaii forum.































That was my joke.

Nostradamus!:lol:

Ha!

Tiler_J wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:why did AT cross the road?









To get the chicken!

FIFY Beef. You gotta pay more attention.

good ol at, he takes a lot shit on this site. good ol bastard at, he sures knows how to take a joke. that at, that ol somabitch dont mind a razzing for a dirty ol liberal at heart like he is.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of the door?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in a hole?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile if leaves?

What do you call a cow with no legs on one side?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a guy who hits on Clyde?

aunt betty wrote:What do you call a guy who hits on Clyde?

Doug Funny

Bootlipkiller wrote:

aunt betty wrote:What do you call a guy who hits on Clyde?

Doug Funny

It's a motherfuckin ie. Get it right if your gonna insult.

flight control wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

flight control wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs on one side?

Lean beef

What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

NuffDaddy wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

aunt betty wrote:What do you call a guy who hits on Clyde?

Doug Funny

It's a motherfuckin ie. Get it right if your gonna insult.

Did you run into Pintail yet?

aunt betty wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

aunt betty wrote:What do you call a guy who hits on Clyde?

Doug Funny

It's a motherfuckin ie. Get it right if your gonna insult.

Did you run into Pintail yet?

Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg laying under a truck?

Not sure im comfortable with all these 'missing limbs' jokes.

3legged_lab wrote:Not sure im comfortable with all these 'missing limbs' jokes.

Hahahahahha
I'll keep the dog one up my sleeve.

NuffDaddy wrote:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of the door?

Matt

NuffDaddy wrote:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in a hole?

Phill

NuffDaddy wrote:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile if leaves?

Russell.

NuffDaddy wrote:What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene.