Gun Control
Posted:
Tue May 27, 2014 7:00 pmby RonE
It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Tue May 27, 2014 7:03 pmby aunt betty
RonE wrote:It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !
You gotta think...
Did she say bend over and cough or did you just do it?
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Tue May 27, 2014 7:17 pmby 3legged_lab
aunt betty wrote:RonE wrote:It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !
You gotta think...
Did she say bend over and cough or did you just do it?
Dont over think it. Takes all the funny away.
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Tue May 27, 2014 7:20 pmby aunt betty
3legged_lab wrote:aunt betty wrote:RonE wrote:It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !
You gotta think...
Did she say bend over and cough or did you just do it?
Dont over think it. Takes all the funny away.
I used all my funny up.
I go to the same Dick's store and the same silly girl is working the gun counter.
I make her look for a Beretta 390 every time I go there. She still hasn't figured out its a discontinued model.
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Wed May 28, 2014 12:28 amby Tiler_J
My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Wed May 28, 2014 12:29 amby AKPirate
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!
Introduce him to Mike at the next WCH, he'll get over that.
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Wed May 28, 2014 11:08 amby sws002
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!
That was the going joke when I was working in Michigan. Lesbians shop at MC Sports because they don't like Dick's.
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Wed May 28, 2014 11:38 amby gila-river
Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!
I had never heard of dicks sporting goods before moving to AZ. I was driving down the freeway with my wife and she shouts Dicks!!! As we drive by one. I thought she had Tourette's until she explained to me it was a sporting goods store.
Re: Gun Control
Posted:
Wed May 28, 2014 1:09 pmby Eric Haynes
gila-river wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:gila-river wrote:Tiler_J wrote:My son calls Dick's Sporting Goods - Richard's. He's afraid he will get in trouble if he says Dick's. Haha!
I had never heard of dicks sporting goods before moving to AZ. I was driving down the freeway with my wife and she shouts Dicks!!! As we drive by one. I thought she had Tourette's until she explained to me it was a sporting goods store.
So cool
Was waiting for it:lol:
I'm from NY. Very predictable here unlike MI
