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A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:59 am

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???
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Re: A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:15 pm

That was good Rex :lol::lol:
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Re: A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby Redbeard » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:43 pm

R. Chapman wrote:One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man, Tripod, he stated, "You may come with us, also."

Tripod, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife, six children and a three legged lab with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, Tripod turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???
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Re: A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:47 pm

Hahahahaha
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Re: A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:50 pm

Redbeard wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man, Tripod, he stated, "You may come with us, also."

Tripod, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife, six children and a three legged lab with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, Tripod turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???
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Re: A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby Rick » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:00 pm

R. Chapman wrote:One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate...


Tricked by the title, I thought sure he was going to get Macked by an 18-wheeler at that point.
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Re: A heart warming story about a lawyer.

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:59 am

Rick wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate...


Tricked by the title, I thought sure he was going to get Macked by an 18-wheeler at that point.

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