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Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:50 am
by gila-river
Wife and I found a flick titled "black rock" on Netflix last night. Fairly predictable plot. 3 women go camping on a remote island. Meet 3 strange men out hunting on said island. Trouble ensues. It was corny in parts and lacked any real surprises. However there was some decent topless scenes to be had. Including Actress Lake Bell whom I have a thing for. So overall I will give it 3 out if 5 stars. Worth it if you have netflix. Do not pay to rent.

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:59 am
by Redbeard
And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:07 pm
by gila-river
Redbeard wrote:And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

I will let you know this afternoon. Titty time marks are mandatory in the honest movie review thread from here forward:lol:

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:32 pm
by Glimmerjim
Redbeard wrote:And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Things can get better with time....my wife called me in the other night to watch Jennifer Aniston as a stripper in some silly movie. I thought that was pretty decent of her! :lol:

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:49 pm
by Redbeard
Jim you crack me up

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:26 pm
by Goldfish
Glimmerjim wrote:
Redbeard wrote:And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Things can get better with time....my wife called me in the other night to watch Jennifer Aniston as a stripper in some silly movie. I thought that was pretty decent of her! :lol:

That's actually not a bad movie, not that I can remember the name of it

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:36 pm
by sws002
Goldfish wrote:
Glimmerjim wrote:
Redbeard wrote:And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Things can get better with time....my wife called me in the other night to watch Jennifer Aniston as a stripper in some silly movie. I thought that was pretty decent of her! :lol:

That's actually not a bad movie, not that I can remember the name of it


We're The Millers

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:47 pm
by Tiler_J
Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:55 pm
by Bad17
Wow Tiler you are very knowledgeable on the different genres of porn.

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:55 pm
by Glimmerjim
Redbeard wrote:Jim you crack me up

Being an idiot is WAY more fun than most idiots admit Red! They actually wish they were smarter.....go figure. If I had a clue how I'd F**k up tomorow, life would really have no pizzaz for me! :beer:

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:02 pm
by AKPirate
Tiler_J wrote:Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.


Hey

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:14 pm
by Tiler_J
Bad17 wrote:Wow Tiler you are very knowledgeable on the different genres of porn.

Thank you.

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:15 pm
by Tiler_J
AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.


Hey

Seal porn?

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:18 pm
by AKPirate
Tiler_J wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.


Hey

Seal porn?


Sounds kinky

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:21 pm
by Glimmerjim
Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:24 pm
by Redbeard
Glimmerjim wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Jim you crack me up

Being an idiot is WAY more fun than most idiots admit Red! They actually wish they were smarter.....go figure. If I had a clue how I'd F**k up tomorow, life would really have no pizzaz for me! :beer:
your humility is a breath of fresh air on this forum fulla cocky assholes

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:25 pm
by Redbeard
Tiler_J wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.


Hey

Seal porn?
hahaha

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:26 pm
by Redbeard
Glimmerjim wrote:Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.
sarah Jessica Parker's mom? That Jamie lee Curtis?

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:38 pm
by Glimmerjim
Glimmerjim wrote:Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.


Redbeard wrote: sarah Jessica Parker's mom? That Jamie lee Curtis?


Is she really? I didn't know that. Jamie was Tony Curtis and ? daughter. Weird rumors of her being a hermaphrodite, but I have no idea. Jamie was also in the movie "Perfect" with John Travolta, and one of the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" or something similar horror movie wise. She's a cutie, but her mammalian glands are destined to be preserved in the Smithsonian!

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:40 pm
by Tiler_J
Glimmerjim wrote:Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

Elizabeth Hurley in a weird movie called The Weight of Water. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Truly amazing!

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:41 pm
by Redbeard
Glimmerjim wrote:
Glimmerjim wrote:Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.


Redbeard wrote: sarah Jessica Parker's mom? That Jamie lee Curtis?


Is she really? I didn't know that. Jamie was Tony Curtis and ? daughter. Weird rumors of her being a hermaphrodite, but I have no idea. Jamie was also in the movie "Perfect" with John Travolta, and one of the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" or something similar horror movie wise. She's a cutie, but her mammalian glands are destined to be preserved in the Smithsonian!
great body. But has a horse's face

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:43 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:45 pm
by Goldfish
Bootlipkiller wrote:Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princess has great tits
Yup.

Btw, ftfy to be the girl, not the guy

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:45 pm
by Redbeard
Bootlipkiller wrote:Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits
x2

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:46 pm
by Glimmerjim
Glimmerjim wrote:Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

Tiler_J wrote: Elizabeth Hurley in a weird movie called The Weight of Water. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Truly amazing!


I will get it based just on that review, Tiler. Elizabeth Hurley is kind of just above the fray when it comes to beautiful women. Isn't that who Hugh Grant was with when he got busted for picking up a cheap crack whore in LA? What............in the f**k........gets into people's minds? :shock: "Nah, I don't really like that 6 carat blue diamond........I think I'll take that chipped glass in the aluminum ring instead."

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:46 pm
by Glimmerjim
Bootlipkiller wrote:Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

I've got to get a pencil and paper.....

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:49 pm
by Glimmerjim
Redbeard wrote: great body. But has a horse's face

Sarah J P or Jamie, Red? I always thought Jamie was pretty cute. SJP would look natural with a feed bag around her neck. I wouldn't get behind her though. Bet she can kick like a bitch! :lol:

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:49 pm
by Redbeard
Glimmerjim wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

I've got to get a pencil and paper.....
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Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:51 pm
by Glimmerjim
Bootlipkiller wrote:Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princess has great tits


Goldfish wrote: Yup.

Btw, ftfy to be the girl, not the guy


I guess it begs to be asked.....how were his tits? :lol:

Re: Honest movie reviews

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:53 pm
by Goldfish
Glimmerjim wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princess has great tits


Goldfish wrote: Yup.

Btw, ftfy to be the girl, not the guy


I guess it begs to be asked.....how were his tits? :lol:
honest movie review? Pretty nice, lol