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Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:44 pm
by Olly
I have them.

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:55 pm
by Goldfish
I'll take Things I Never Needed To Know for 400 Alex...

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:05 pm
by 3legged_lab
Olly wrote:I have them.

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Its the duck farts and if they don't go away soon I'm affraid I'll be sleeping outside

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:08 pm
by Redbeard
Olly wrote:I have them.

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YouTube video or it didnt happen

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:11 pm
by Olly
SBD

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:19 pm
by grizz18
Its "Gnarly"

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:32 pm
by Olly
grizz18 wrote:Its "Gnarly"


Next farts for you grizz.

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:34 pm
by MOhuntingGuy
I got em yesterday while out hunting. Makes it worse when they make you gag and you are in waders. You can't escape them.

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:59 pm
by jarbo03
Congrats! A wonderful situation when it can be shared with others. Earlier today I crop dusted a woman at the store in a rascal, I felt bad and chuckled at the same time.

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:34 pm
by Mornin Beef
If you think Mornin' Beef don't know then you best asked somebody. The worst is when you get a case of the unstoppables when first wooing a girl. I've sat in my picture window watching a girl leave while releasing a steady 20 second fart that was enough to float a parachute.

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:53 pm
by obxbufflehead
Mornin Beef wrote:If you think Mornin' Beef don't know then you best asked somebody. The worst is when you get a case of the unstoppables when first wooing a girl. I've sat in my picture window watching a girl leave while releasing a steady 20 second fart that was enough to float a parachute.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:46 pm
by assateague
jarbo03 wrote:Congrats! A wonderful situation when it can be shared with others. Earlier today I crop dusted a woman at the store in a rascal, I felt bad and chuckled at the same time.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I smart bombed the wife and oldest daughter to wake them up this morning.

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:02 pm
by blackrhino
I like when I'm driving to a duck hunt and my hunting partner is half asleep. I reach down and hit the child window lock. Then cut a horrible taco bell/beer fart then crack his window about 5" to allow a draft while he is helpless to change his plight. Always fun. :lol:

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:06 pm
by jarbo03
Oh yea! That is one of my favorite moves!

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:15 pm
by 3legged_lab
blackrhino wrote:I like when I'm driving to a duck hunt and my hunting partner is half asleep. I reach down and hit the child window lock. Then cut a horrible taco bell/beer fart then crack his window about 5" to allow a draft while he is helpless to change his plight. Always fun. :lol:

After you hit the child lock you have to let it stew for a couple minutes before you crack the window. :thumbsup:

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:21 pm
by Redbeard
With the heat cranked up!

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:24 pm
by jarbo03
I am feeling sad tonight, I have some super wicked gas and no one to share it with! :-D

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:32 pm
by gangrig25
had chili for supper...with extra beans and peppers.
no prisoners in the AM. :duck:

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:46 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I got em yesterday while out hunting. Makes it worse when they make you gag and you are in waders. You can't escape them.

I know this feeling every mornin this past week. Been wearing my carhartt coveralls in to work due to the cold.... Holy hell I think the smell is just stuck in them. Especially after that beef stroganoff last night.


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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:37 pm
by Bulldog0156
I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:00 am
by huntall6
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I got em yesterday while out hunting. Makes it worse when they make you gag and you are in waders. You can't escape them.

I know this feeling every mornin this past week. Been wearing my carhartt coveralls in to work due to the cold.... Holy hell I think the smell is just stuck in them. Especially after that beef stroganoff last night.


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If you hug yourself and let it stove pipe out the bottom you can successfully blame it on the guy next to you....

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:33 pm
by 3legged_lab
Bulldog0156 wrote:I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

This is truth.

Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:39 pm
by jarbo03
3legged_lab wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

This is truth.

I like when I can do it while getting out of someone elses car.

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Re: Knarly Farts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:47 pm
by Mornin Beef
jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:I hate it when you rip one right before getting out of the car for work: come back 10 hours later and it's just in there waiting for you.

This is truth.

I like when I can do it while getting out of someone elses car.

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The best is when you wait and hold it until you get in.