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How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:21 pm
by Woody

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:30 pm
by NuffDaddy
That would be cool...
But I'd rather kill em like this.



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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:47 pm
by Woody
God they are stupid birds.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:07 pm
by rebelp74
NuffDaddy wrote:That would be cool...
But I'd rather kill em like this.



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That was pretty cool.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:40 am
by huntntech
It would have been better if he used a hammer, instead of a gun :lol:

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:14 pm
by Eric Haynes
huntntech wrote:It would have been better if he used a hammer, instead of a gun :lol:

What i was going to say. What a let down. Get that close and use a gun anyways.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:26 pm
by The Duck Hammer

That was badass. I didn't figure that they worked that well. I may have to get some now.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:44 pm
by rebelp74
Eric Haynes wrote:
huntntech wrote:It would have been better if he used a hammer, instead of a gun :lol:

What i was going to say. What a let down. Get that close and use a gun anyways.

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I was honestly thinking he was going to catch it and ring it's neck.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:44 pm
by NuffDaddy
I was hopin for a ningi star.


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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:12 pm
by Woody
The Duck Hammer wrote:

That was badass. I didn't figure that they worked that well. I may have to get some now.



There are better videos... where the head completely off and the bird runs around in circles.

They require a password on YouTube and I wasn't sure if that would make it unenviable here.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:19 pm
by Bufflehead
Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:21 am
by obxbufflehead
Bufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Looks like I'm going to be one of them. They are smart. If you stop and open your truck door they will run away. They don't care if you just drive by. Hell, at our friends farm he can drive his tractor through a flock of them but once he stops they all run.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:56 am
by jarbo03
obxbufflehead wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Looks like I'm going to be one of them. They are smart. If you stop and open your truck door they will run away. They don't care if you just drive by. Hell, at our friends farm he can drive his tractor through a flock of them but once he stops they all run.

They are stupid birds, but they have good senses

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:21 am
by Eric Haynes
If we are talking spring turkey here, they are smart, but terrible sense. They are looking for one thing, turkey poon. Not much gets in their way, and that's why they may come off as stupid.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:58 am
by BrewGUN
obxbufflehead wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Looks like I'm going to be one of them. They are smart. If you stop and open your truck door they will run away. They don't care if you just drive by. Hell, at our friends farm he can drive his tractor through a flock of them but once he stops they all run.

We've done this before, but walk along behind the tractor, 15 yards away from them, you stop, the tractor driver keeps going, by the time they realize your there it's too late and a load of #6's is headed their way!

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:12 am
by jarbo03
Anything that will continue trying to fuck a plastic decoy after kicking another decoys ass is not smart.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:34 am
by Eric Haynes
jarbo03 wrote:Anything that will continue trying to fuck a plastic decoy after kicking another decoys ass is not smart.

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Poor thing hasnt been laid in a year man! You would be thinking with your pecker too

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:41 am
by jarbo03
Eric Haynes wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Anything that will continue trying to fuck a plastic decoy after kicking another decoys ass is not smart.

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Poor thing hasnt been laid in a year man! You would be thinking with your pecker too

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I'll act that way the next day, let alone a year!

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:45 am
by Goldfish
Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:09 am
by NuffDaddy
Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:05 pm
by rebelp74
NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Yes, they are NOT smart.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:19 pm
by NuffDaddy
rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Yes, they are NOT smart.

gun or bow? And what state?


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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:25 pm
by rebelp74
NuffDaddy wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Yes, they are NOT smart.

gun or bow? And what state?


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Either, every state that I've hunted them in.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:38 pm
by NuffDaddy
rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Yes, they are NOT smart.

gun or bow? And what state?


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Either, every state that I've hunted them in.

come on up to Northern MI and try to kill a decent deer with a bow. I can guarantee you'd change your mind. Those deer pattern people faster that a hunter can pattern them. I hunt almost every weekend through deer season and I'm lucky to get 1 or 2 shooters in range a season.


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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:16 pm
by Goldfish
Yes I deer hunt. Gun and bow. They are dumber than door nails. As long as you cover your scent, or walk in right, you shouldn't have a problem, if it's a problem at all. Can't count the number of deer I've seen come check us out as we are gutting one.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:21 pm
by Eric Haynes
Goldfish wrote:Yes I deer hunt. Gun and bow. They are dumber than door nails. As long as you cover your scent, or walk in right, you shouldn't have a problem, if it's a problem at all. Can't count the number of deer I've seen come check us out as we are gutting one.

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Yup. Dumber than shit. Olly got q decent buck this year in MI, and it was his first ever. Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:16 pm
by NuffDaddy
Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:19 pm
by rebelp74
NuffDaddy wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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It also requires being still and quiet.

Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:26 pm
by NuffDaddy
rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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It also requires being still and quiet.

that's all the easy part. It's figuring out where the deer are moving and getting setup on a spot where you can get a shot at them that's the hard part.


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Re: How to kill a turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:27 pm
by rebelp74
NuffDaddy wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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It also requires being still and quiet.

that's all the easy part. It's figuring out where the deer are moving and getting setup on a spot where you can get a shot at them that's the hard part.


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No, that's the easy part. They are coming to the corn.