who's the douche bag?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?

Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.

coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.

[Redbeard]

Capt's trolling us. There is no way he gives two shits about someone else's un crate trained, Walmart rescued mutt.

[Redbeard]

Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?

Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.

coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.

I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

[FlintRiverFowler]

Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?

Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.

coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.

I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.

[Redbeard]

[quote="Redbeard"]Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?

Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.

coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.

I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.[/quote]yup that's what this old timer did. That way they're still there should you ever decide you want em

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="DeadEye_Dan"][quote="Redbeard"]Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?

Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.

coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.

I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.[/quote]yup that's what this old timer did. That way they're still there should you ever decide you want em[/quote]
My grandparents old garage door killed their cat and smashed the hood on my dads 57 Chevy but that was before those sensors existed.
I'm still willing to take the gamble.

[Olly]

[quote="DeadEye_Dan"][quote="Redbeard"]Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?

Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.

coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.

I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.[/quote]yup that's what this old timer did. That way they're still there should you ever decide you want em[/quote]

Or just close the circuit the sensors plug into....

[Goldfish]

Capt don't act like you don't know you are a douche

[Woody]

Capt don't act like you don't know you are a douche

I think he is trying to make sure everyone else knows.

[QH's Paw]

Capt. douche and his first mate doucherita.
You said he was out with his wife but, I'm pretty sure he has a husband.
Leaving the dog with someone for a few hours is ghey.
You leaving him in a rig while you drink is a Dbag move and you know it.
Nice attempt at a troll though.

[capt1972]

Capt. douche and his first mate doucherita.
You said he was out with his wife but, I'm pretty sure he has a husband.
Leaving the dog with someone for a few hours is ghey.
You leaving him in a rig while you drink is a Dbag move and you know it.
Nice attempt at a troll though.

No troll. And a lot of the "babying" of the dog comes from his wife.

[Bootlipkiller]

If you agreed to take care of some ones dog. You don't leave that fucking thing in a truck while you sit in a bar. I'd take my dog back and not say anything to you. Sorry bro. You're a first class Dbag.

Did you miss the part when I said I checked on the dog every 20 minutes?

To me. I don't care. That's not watching the dog in my eyes. But then again I think of my dog as my kid. Shit, I even jerk my dog off. "Watching some ones dog." Usually means it's at your place not in a car while you're at a bar.

Say Wut?

[AKPirate]

If you agreed to take care of some ones dog. You don't leave that fucking thing in a truck while you sit in a bar. I'd take my dog back and not say anything to you. Sorry bro. You're a first class Dbag.

Did you miss the part when I said I checked on the dog every 20 minutes?

To me. I don't care. That's not watching the dog in my eyes. But then again I think of my dog as my kid. Shit, I even jerk my dog off. "Watching some ones dog." Usually means it's at your place not in a car while you're at a bar.

Say Wut?

[rebelp74]

Y'all haven't heard about this? He puts the jizz in the salsa he makes for Boot.

[Mornin Beef]

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.

[Bootlipkiller]

Y'all haven't heard about this? He puts the jizz in the salsa he makes for Boot.

That's just gross!

[AKPirate]

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.

Make sure you vote, every vote counts!

[capt1972]

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.

Make sure you vote, every vote counts!

Rock the Vote!

[Mornin Beef]

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.

Make sure you vote, every vote counts!

Thank you for the very kind reminder. And I want to thank you as far in advance as I possibly can for the next time AK.

[AKPirate]

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.

Make sure you vote, every vote counts!

Thank you for the very kind reminder. And I want to thank you as far in advance as I possibly can for the next time AK.

Your welcome

[rebelp74]

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.

Make sure you vote, every vote counts!

Rock the Vote!

Don't rock the vote, baby!

[assateague]

This dog is 5 months old. Not like it's a 10 week old pup. Would he have been pissed off if you took it swimming? Would he have been pissed off if you took it to PetSmart? Would he have been pissed off if you took it for a walk? Fuck that. Unless he takes the dog to work with him in a coat pocket, the dog is by itself every day for far longer than you were in there drinking beers.

[AKPirate]

This dog is 5 months old. Not like it's a 10 week old pup. Would he have been pissed off if you took it swimming? Would he have been pissed off if you took it to PetSmart? Would he have been pissed off if you took it for a walk? Fuck that. Unless he takes the dog to work with him in a coat pocket, the dog is by itself every day for far longer than you were in there drinking beers.

Like the way you think, don't forget to vote Assa

[FlintRiverFowler]

We used to have a microbrewery/pub here in town that you could take your dog in. It was pretty cool. But the place shut down bc manager/part owner was stealing money from his partners including his 86 year old mother who had stake in it. Oh and his partners... They were his "partners" know what I mean? (Rope sucker)
But you could take your dog in and that was kind cool.

[AKPirate]

All tied up Capt, few more votes and you can shove your pole in his face...

[Mornin Beef]

We used to have a microbrewery/pub here in town that you could take your dog in. It was pretty cool. But the place shut down bc manager/part owner was stealing money from his partners including his 86 year old mother who had stake in it. Oh and his partners... They were his "partners" know what I mean? (Rope sucker)
But you could take your dog in and that was kind cool.

your dog probably loss respect for you tho, they know when shit is gay as hell too.

[assateague]

[FlintRiverFowler]

We used to have a microbrewery/pub here in town that you could take your dog in. It was pretty cool. But the place shut down bc manager/part owner was stealing money from his partners including his 86 year old mother who had stake in it. Oh and his partners... They were his "partners" know what I mean? (Rope sucker)
But you could take your dog in and that was kind cool.

your dog probably loss respect for you tho, they know when shit is gay as hell too.

My dog wasn't born yet.

[capt1972]

All tied up Capt, few more votes and you can shove your pole in his face...

Thanks AK

[AKPirate]

All tied up Capt, few more votes and you can shove your pole in his face...

Thanks AK

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