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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:47 am

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?


Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.
coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:49 am

Capt's trolling us. There is no way he gives two shits about someone else's un crate trained, Walmart rescued mutt.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:50 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?


Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.
coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.
I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:56 am

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?


Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.
coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.
I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:46 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:[quote="Redbeard"]Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?


Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.
coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.
I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.[/quote]yup that's what this old timer did. That way they're still there should you ever decide you want em
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:48 pm

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="DeadEye_Dan"][quote="Redbeard"]Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?


Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.
coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.
I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.[/quote]yup that's what this old timer did. That way they're still there should you ever decide you want em[/quote]
My grandparents old garage door killed their cat and smashed the hood on my dads 57 Chevy but that was before those sensors existed.
I'm still willing to take the gamble.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Olly » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:57 pm

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="DeadEye_Dan"][quote="Redbeard"]Who the hell needs a dog sitter for one evening?


Shit. I don't even have an automatic/emergency stop on my garage door and I've got a couple 3 kids riding bikes in and out all the time.
coincidentally neither do I

I fuckin hate those things. I've got a new garage door motor bc mine is so old it doesn't have a remote, but I've been delaying putting it up partially bc I hate those damn sensors. I'm sure there's a way to bypass them.
I'll show ya how the guy who owned the house before me did it

I think I have an idea of how... Just mount them on the wall somewhere pointed at each other.[/quote]yup that's what this old timer did. That way they're still there should you ever decide you want em[/quote]

Or just close the circuit the sensors plug into....
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Goldfish » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:26 pm

Capt don't act like you don't know you are a douche
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Woody » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:27 pm

Goldfish wrote:Capt don't act like you don't know you are a douche


I think he is trying to make sure everyone else knows.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:59 pm

Capt. douche and his first mate doucherita.
You said he was out with his wife but, I'm pretty sure he has a husband.
Leaving the dog with someone for a few hours is ghey.
You leaving him in a rig while you drink is a Dbag move and you know it.
Nice attempt at a troll though.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby capt1972 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:48 pm

QH's Paw wrote:Capt. douche and his first mate doucherita.
You said he was out with his wife but, I'm pretty sure he has a husband.
Leaving the dog with someone for a few hours is ghey.
You leaving him in a rig while you drink is a Dbag move and you know it.
Nice attempt at a troll though.

No troll. And a lot of the "babying" of the dog comes from his wife.
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who's the douche bag?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:17 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
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GadwallGetter530 wrote:If you agreed to take care of some ones dog. You don't leave that fucking thing in a truck while you sit in a bar. I'd take my dog back and not say anything to you. Sorry bro. You're a first class Dbag. :thumbsup:

Did you miss the part when I said I checked on the dog every 20 minutes?



To me. I don't care. That's not watching the dog in my eyes. But then again I think of my dog as my kid. Shit, I even jerk my dog off. "Watching some ones dog." Usually means it's at your place not in a car while you're at a bar.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:19 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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capt1972 wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:If you agreed to take care of some ones dog. You don't leave that fucking thing in a truck while you sit in a bar. I'd take my dog back and not say anything to you. Sorry bro. You're a first class Dbag. :thumbsup:

Did you miss the part when I said I checked on the dog every 20 minutes?



To me. I don't care. That's not watching the dog in my eyes. But then again I think of my dog as my kid. Shit, I even jerk my dog off. "Watching some ones dog." Usually means it's at your place not in a car while you're at a bar.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:42 pm

Y'all haven't heard about this? He puts the jizz in the salsa he makes for Boot.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:50 pm

Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:52 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Y'all haven't heard about this? He puts the jizz in the salsa he makes for Boot.

That's just gross!
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:52 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby capt1972 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:54 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:55 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.


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Thank you for the very kind reminder. And I want to thank you as far in advance as I possibly can for the next time AK.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:58 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.


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Thank you for the very kind reminder. And I want to thank you as far in advance as I possibly can for the next time AK.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:49 pm

capt1972 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Hey capt, I with you on this one. I would have been furious if I had to get all crazy worried when I was drinking cuz that really kills a buzz like no other. Dogs are suppose to enjoy sitting in a truck, they love that shit and 20 minutes is perfect for a coicided cig break too. If I was you I would have walked through that dumbasses front door and straight to his fridge and grabbed three free beers and I would have kicked that dog upside down too. Fuck that pantywaisted puppy sitting shit.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby assateague » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:49 pm

This dog is 5 months old. Not like it's a 10 week old pup. Would he have been pissed off if you took it swimming? Would he have been pissed off if you took it to PetSmart? Would he have been pissed off if you took it for a walk? Fuck that. Unless he takes the dog to work with him in a coat pocket, the dog is by itself every day for far longer than you were in there drinking beers.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:52 pm

assateague wrote:This dog is 5 months old. Not like it's a 10 week old pup. Would he have been pissed off if you took it swimming? Would he have been pissed off if you took it to PetSmart? Would he have been pissed off if you took it for a walk? Fuck that. Unless he takes the dog to work with him in a coat pocket, the dog is by itself every day for far longer than you were in there drinking beers.


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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:45 pm

We used to have a microbrewery/pub here in town that you could take your dog in. It was pretty cool. But the place shut down bc manager/part owner was stealing money from his partners including his 86 year old mother who had stake in it. Oh and his partners... They were his "partners" know what I mean? (Rope sucker)
But you could take your dog in and that was kind cool.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:47 pm

All tied up Capt, few more votes and you can shove your pole in his face...
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:48 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:We used to have a microbrewery/pub here in town that you could take your dog in. It was pretty cool. But the place shut down bc manager/part owner was stealing money from his partners including his 86 year old mother who had stake in it. Oh and his partners... They were his "partners" know what I mean? (Rope sucker)
But you could take your dog in and that was kind cool.

your dog probably loss respect for you tho, they know when shit is gay as hell too.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby assateague » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:49 pm

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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:49 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:We used to have a microbrewery/pub here in town that you could take your dog in. It was pretty cool. But the place shut down bc manager/part owner was stealing money from his partners including his 86 year old mother who had stake in it. Oh and his partners... They were his "partners" know what I mean? (Rope sucker)
But you could take your dog in and that was kind cool.

your dog probably loss respect for you tho, they know when shit is gay as hell too.

My dog wasn't born yet.
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby capt1972 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:50 pm

AKPirate wrote:All tied up Capt, few more votes and you can shove your pole in his face...

Thanks AK :thumbsup:
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Re: who's the douche bag?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:55 pm

capt1972 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:All tied up Capt, few more votes and you can shove your pole in his face...

Thanks AK :thumbsup:


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