2013 WFF west coast hunt...

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Mon May 20, 2013 8:20 pm

assateague wrote:I may do it just to get TK to kick me out of his boat.
he'll put up with native cock tubes just not alcohol. He's a strictler on that
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Mon May 20, 2013 8:20 pm

Jim how the hell did you find that picture? The chive?
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Mon May 20, 2013 8:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Mon May 20, 2013 8:22 pm

3legged_lab wrote:This thread needs some attention.

I'll bring the legendary tri-tips that I keep posting pics of.
shit yea man. Cause I was just planning on serving up take en bake pizzas all week
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Mon May 20, 2013 8:29 pm

How do they choose who gets a cock tube to the chin, or only to the nipple?

If Jim wears that outfit, with PBR cans tied to the hat, throwing devil horns while sipping from a bottle of Wild Turkey, he would be a WFF god. I would also buy his hunting license.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 20, 2013 8:30 pm

What the fuck have you people done to this thread!
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm

jarbo03 wrote:How do they choose who gets a cock tube to the chin, or only to the nipple?

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The ones that only go to the nipple have more girth. 50/50 your set ether way.:)
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Mon May 20, 2013 8:34 pm

Redbeard wrote:Jim how the hell did you find that picture? The chive?



I remembered seeing them in a National Geographic about 30 years ago. The stuff i had to Google to find it again wasn't pleasant, though.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Mon May 20, 2013 9:27 pm

assateague wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Jim how the hell did you find that picture? The chive?



I remembered seeing them in a National Geographic about 30 years ago. The stuff i had to Google to find it again wasn't pleasant, though.
holy shit I bet
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 20, 2013 9:48 pm

assateague wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Jim how the hell did you find that picture? The chive?



I remembered seeing them in a National Geographic about 30 years ago. The stuff i had to Google to find it again wasn't pleasant, though.

If I remember the documentary correctly the dick covers are hollowed out sweat potatoes.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Mon May 20, 2013 10:01 pm

I think you're correct.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 20, 2013 10:16 pm

assateague wrote:I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Mon May 20, 2013 10:21 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.

Nothing like beating it up like it owes you money, while watching some saggy titted Aborogine.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby rebelp74 » Mon May 20, 2013 10:22 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.

Nothing like beating it up like it owes you money, while watching some saggy titted Aborogine.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 20, 2013 10:25 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.

Nothing like beating it up like it owes you money, while watching some saggy titted Aborogine.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

I preferred the scrambled channel, I'm not into dark meat or saggy tits.:)
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Mon May 20, 2013 10:35 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.

Nothing like beating it up like it owes you money, while watching some saggy titted Aborogine.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

I preferred the scrambled channel, I'm not into dark meat or saggy tits.:)


Squinting like mad, trying to make out one boob.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 20, 2013 10:39 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.

Nothing like beating it up like it owes you money, while watching some saggy titted Aborogine.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

I preferred the scrambled channel, I'm not into dark meat or saggy tits.:)


Squinting like mad, trying to make out one boob.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

Oh those two seconds of clarity were great. OBX would not understand.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Mon May 20, 2013 10:50 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:[quote="assateague"]I think you're correct.

I watched a ton of good old fashion discovery channel as a kid.

Nothing like beating it up like it owes you money, while watching some saggy titted Aborogine.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

I preferred the scrambled channel, I'm not into dark meat or saggy tits.:)


Squinting like mad, trying to make out one boob.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

Oh those two seconds of clarity were great. OBX would not understand.[/quote]
On these cable boxes.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Mon May 20, 2013 11:03 pm

Sometimes you could push 2 buttons halfway at the same time, sort of toggling, and get a much better scrambled picture.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Tiler_J » Mon May 20, 2013 11:08 pm

One of my buddies little brothers discovered that if you had it on the scrambled channel, then unplugged the cable then plugged it back in at the exact second the next hour came up on the box it would be unscrambled for an hour. He had a lot of VHS tapes with one hour segments on it. :lol:
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 20, 2013 11:15 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:What the fuck have you people done to this thread!

My bad.
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread needs some attention.

I'll bring the legendary tri-tips that I keep posting pics of.
shit yea man. Cause I was just planning on serving up take en bake pizzas all week

I'll bring some down, they're about 3lbs - you think 2 of em is enough?
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 20, 2013 11:18 pm

assateague wrote: The stuff i had to Google to find it again wasn't pleasant, though.

Hilarious!
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby rebelp74 » Mon May 20, 2013 11:21 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote: The stuff i had to Google to find it again wasn't pleasant, though.

Hilarious!

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Tiler_J » Mon May 20, 2013 11:27 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What the fuck have you people done to this thread!

My bad.
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread needs some attention.

I'll bring the legendary tri-tips that I keep posting pics of.
shit yea man. Cause I was just planning on serving up take en bake pizzas all week

I'll bring some down, they're about 3lbs - you think 2 of em is enough?

Looks like there will probably be 8 guys on the hunt, so you will have to be the judge. The spoony-triplets are pretty small, so they shouldn't eat much. :lol:
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon May 20, 2013 11:30 pm

your not funny..... :D
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Tiler_J » Mon May 20, 2013 11:32 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:your not funny..... :D

I was wondering who was going to chime in first, saw you and Jason were both on. I thought it was kind of funny. :lol:
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Mon May 20, 2013 11:37 pm

fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch... ill fuckin fuck you and all of your fish eatin lesbian friends in front of your fuckin mothers... youre gonna die bitch
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 20, 2013 11:44 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What the fuck have you people done to this thread!

My bad.
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread needs some attention.

I'll bring the legendary tri-tips that I keep posting pics of.
shit yea man. Cause I was just planning on serving up take en bake pizzas all week

I'll bring some down, they're about 3lbs - you think 2 of em is enough?

Looks like there will probably be 8 guys on the hunt, so you will have to be the judge. The spoony-triplets are pretty small, so they shouldn't eat much. :lol:

I see what else I can come with that would be considered local
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue May 21, 2013 12:04 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch... ill fuckin fuck you and all of your fish eatin lesbian friends in front of your fuckin mothers... youre gonna die bitch


Well, everyone, meet Jason. He really is a great guy, once you get past the cat sodomy and his collection of barbie dolls.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Tiler_J » Tue May 21, 2013 12:06 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch... ill fuckin fuck you and all of your fish eatin lesbian friends in front of your fuckin mothers... youre gonna die bitch


Well, everyone, meet Jason. He really is a great guy, once you get past the cat sodomy and his collection of barbie dolls.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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