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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue May 21, 2013 12:37 am

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i shoot spoonies wrote:fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch... ill fuckin fuck you and all of your fish eatin lesbian friends in front of your fuckin mothers... youre gonna die bitch


Well, everyone, meet Jason. He really is a great guy, once you get past the cat sodomy and his collection of barbie dolls.


I think it might be easy to get over the cats and barbies, but I might struggle with all of his gheyness...
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Tue May 21, 2013 1:13 am

cat died... wife ate it. fuckin Asians. Barbie dolls got lost during the move. wish I could find them, would have probably prevented the idea of knocking up my mail order bride again.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Tiler_J » Tue May 21, 2013 1:16 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:cat died... wife ate it. fuckin Asians. Barbie dolls got lost during the move. wish I could find them, would have probably prevented the idea of knocking up my mail order bride again.

4 months till the new baby? Your wife going to let you sneak out for this hunt?
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Tue May 21, 2013 1:23 am

yeah 4 months left. found out we're having a girl on Friday. im not sure but I feel as if my life will be coming to an abrupt halt in about 13yrs when I have to put some poor little fucktard in the bypass. ive talked to the baby carrot about the hunt a little bit. sounds like its gonna be a jan hunt? I can make it no problem. I havnt discussed it with the ol bag yet but I told her after our last hunt, I wouldn't be missing any with the w.coast krew.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue May 21, 2013 1:27 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:yeah 4 months left. found out we're having a girl on Friday. im not sure but I feel as if my life will be coming to an abrupt halt in about 13yrs when I have to put some poor little fucktard in the bypass. ive talked to the baby carrot about the hunt a little bit. sounds like its gonna be a jan hunt? I can make it no problem. I havnt discussed it with the ol bag yet but I told her after our last hunt, I wouldn't be missing any with the w.coast krew.


I've heard that before...... :lol:


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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Tiler_J » Tue May 21, 2013 1:29 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:yeah 4 months left. found out we're having a girl on Friday. im not sure but I feel as if my life will be coming to an abrupt halt in about 13yrs when I have to put some poor little fucktard in the bypass. ive talked to the baby carrot about the hunt a little bit. sounds like its gonna be a jan hunt? I can make it no problem. I havnt discussed it with the ol bag yet but I told her after our last hunt, I wouldn't be missing any with the w.coast krew.

Congrats on having a girl! Definitely scarier having a girl. I still have a few years before I have to worry about that.

Glad you are planning making it, we already had you penciled in on the list. Even if we didn't hunt, it should be a great time.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 7:45 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch... ill fuckin fuck you and all of your fish eatin lesbian friends in front of your fuckin mothers... youre gonna die bitch
I read that in my best southie accent
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 7:47 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:cat died... wife ate it. fuckin Asians. Barbie dolls got lost during the move. wish I could find them, would have probably prevented the idea of knocking up my mail order bride again.
Ha! I miss having you around!
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 7:48 am

i shoot spoonies wrote:yeah 4 months left. found out we're having a girl on Friday. im not sure but I feel as if my life will be coming to an abrupt halt in about 13yrs when I have to put some poor little fucktard in the bypass. ive talked to the baby carrot about the hunt a little bit. sounds like its gonna be a jan hunt? I can make it no problem. I havnt discussed it with the ol bag yet but I told her after our last hunt, I wouldn't be missing any with the w.coast krew.
congrats Jason. Oh and for the record, girls are 10x tougher to raise than boys. Have fun with that
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Tue May 21, 2013 7:52 am

I don't have boys, but have no problem believing that one. Oldest will be 14 Saturday, and I've about had my fill of emotionally driven boy-related, illogical nonsense already. She has 3 more weeks to find her own summer job, otherwise she's going to be a laborer on the watermelon farm down the road. Already got it arranged. I firmly believe that a few hours a day under the sun tending watermelon vines will greatly reduce both the time available, and the desire, for drama.


Wish I could make it out west for a hunt, but it ain't happening this year.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 9:35 am

assateague wrote:I don't have boys, but have no problem believing that one. Oldest will be 14 Saturday, and I've about had my fill of emotionally driven boy-related, illogical nonsense already. She has 3 more weeks to find her own summer job, otherwise she's going to be a laborer on the watermelon farm down the road. Already got it arranged. I firmly believe that a few hours a day under the sun tending watermelon vines will greatly reduce both the time available, and the desire, for drama.


Wish I could make it out west for a hunt, but it ain't happening this year.
I love it. Here with a few years I'll give Sam the same option or he'll be cheap labor for one of the many dairymen I know. But he's mowing lawns in the neighborhood so he's off to a good start.

And hell ya man you're welcome out here any damn time
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Tue May 21, 2013 9:53 am

When you're ready to head west, stop by and pick me up AT.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Tue May 21, 2013 12:55 pm

Will do.

If I end up with a female pup, her and Taz can hump their way across the country in the backseat.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 1:02 pm

assateague wrote:Will do.

If I end up with a female pup, her and Taz can hump their way across the country in the backseat.
info only. If your pups are born in Cali don't forget to register them here in every county, have em chipped and inspected by fish and game
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby assateague » Tue May 21, 2013 1:04 pm

Please tell me you're joking.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 1:04 pm

I am. It ain't that bad...yet
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue May 21, 2013 1:07 pm

assateague wrote:Please tell me you're joking.

:D
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Tue May 21, 2013 1:21 pm

assateague wrote:Will do.

If I end up with a female pup, her and Taz can hump their way across the country in the backseat.


Taz would love you forever. He is quite randy given the slightest opportunity.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 1:51 pm

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assateague wrote:Will do.

If I end up with a female pup, her and Taz can hump their way across the country in the backseat.


Taz would love you forever. He is quite randy given the slightest opportunity.

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like father like son huh
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Tue May 21, 2013 2:23 pm

Except he is completely ok banging a chick with a beard.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 2:30 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Except he is completely ok banging a chick with a beard.

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hahaha
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 21, 2013 2:48 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Except he is completely ok banging a chick with a beard.

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Liar
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby jarbo03 » Tue May 21, 2013 3:13 pm

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jarbo03 wrote:Except he is completely ok banging a chick with a beard.

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Liar


Damn it! I told you that story in complete confidentiality.

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Goldfish » Tue May 21, 2013 3:15 pm

I missed this, but about those scrambled channels back when you could just adjust your vertical hold so that on other channels it would be messed up, but it would straighten out those "other" channels. Now digital stuff screwed that up.

I'm still jealous you guys are getting together for this

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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 3:22 pm

Goldfish wrote:I'm still jealous you guys are getting together for this
you should be. We're calling it Project X
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 21, 2013 3:38 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:I'm still jealous you guys are getting together for this
you should be. We're calling it Project X

Haha!
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 4:26 pm

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Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:I'm still jealous you guys are getting together for this
you should be. We're calling it Project X

Haha!
Mike's bringing the flame thrower. The Spoonie Bros are bringing their pet midget
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 21, 2013 5:29 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:I'm still jealous you guys are getting together for this
you should be. We're calling it Project X

Haha!
Mike's bringing the flame thrower. The Spoonie Bros are bringing their pet midget

Scratch that and tell one of them spoons to bring me a vally azian.
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 21, 2013 10:34 pm

So my trailer sleeps five. Might be able to squeeze in six or seven. Anyone bringing a rig to sleep in?
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Re: 2013 WFF west coast hunt...

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 21, 2013 10:54 pm

I'll have the canopy back on my truck by then, I can sleep in there. Hell, I can pitch a tent in the back yard for all I care.


How cold is Humboldt in January? :lol:
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