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Postby Redbeard » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:14 pm

About to start planning a retirement party for the one supervisor we all like. Asked him if December was good for him. He said "Hell no. Let's do it in February, after duck season." I'm glad at least one of us was thinking. Should be fun. It'll turn into a Roast for sure. Dress attire: mossy oak, real tree, Max 4, MODB...
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Westie25 » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:18 pm

That sounds awesome. I plan on retiring by 30
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Olly » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:22 pm

Only 13.5 years left for me if I stay in.
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:23 pm

Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:29 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:31 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street

With money from the evidence locker???
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:31 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street

With money from the evidence locker???

yea there's no money there
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:35 pm

anymore.
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Olly » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:36 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street

With money from the evidence locker???

yea there's no money there


Because you bought that scull boat?
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:39 pm

Olly wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street

With money from the evidence locker???

yea there's no money there


Because you bought that scull boat?

that was poker winnings
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:41 pm

We're all going to assume the evidence locker at you station is pretty boring if its not filled with weed, coke, and whores.
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:56 pm

Olly wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street

With money from the evidence locker???

yea there's no money there


Because you bought that scull boat?

Redbeard wrote:that was poker winnings

Geez Red, what's up? Seems like you're getting a little defensive about the subject. Did your supervisor sign up for this site? :twisted:
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby vincentpa » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:40 pm

Coke and whores make for a great party.
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby assateague » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:03 pm

You should definitely get a male stripper for the guy.
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:16 pm

assateague wrote:You should definitely get a male stripper for the guy.

Or a granny stripper
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Flightstopper » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:41 am

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:You should definitely get a male stripper for the guy.

Or a granny stripper


Can't beat a granny with roast beef curtains, mmmmmm
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Redbeard » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:20 am

QH's Paw wrote:
Olly wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab"]Can you tap the resources in the evidence locker for such an occasion?

no need too. It'd be easier here to just buy it on the street

With money from the evidence locker???

yea there's no money there


Because you bought that scull boat?

[quote="Redbeard wrote:that was poker winnings

Geez Red, what's up? Seems like you're getting a little defensive about the subject. Did your supervisor sign up for this site? :twisted:[/quote]
defensive!?! Haha I could care less
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby Redbeard » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:21 am

assateague wrote:You should definitely get a male stripper for the guy.

as much as I'd hate to see some dude stripping, I'd love to see the look on his face (my supervisor's face, not the strippers!)
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby assateague » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:46 am

You'd be a legend.
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Re: Retirement Party

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:59 am

Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:You should definitely get a male stripper for the guy.

as much as I'd hate to see some dude stripping, I'd love to see the look on his face (my supervisor's face, not the strippers!)

:D
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