TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[DeadEye_Dan]

Olly the Nazi
Won't let boys realize dreams
wearing faggy garb

[Fowlplay]

Love is always here
Water flows- cup is empty?
Cup needs to be moved.

Give that cup to 2 girls.

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you're a sick individual

[Willie]

I will say right here I am no fan of big waves. I get seasick in normal seas.


Why your no daisy at all....

Actually it's not the height of the waves, it's the distance between them. 20' seas every 12 seconds is much more comfortable than 4' - 6' waves every 4 seconds causing a "confused" sea.....that will kick your ass.

4'-6' every 4 seconds is an average day on the mighty Great Lakes. So unpredictable.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Not an average day. Just days with winds 20kts or better

And not the 6's more like 2-4 or 3-5 if the winds are sustained long enough.

[assateague]

Rollin' down the street
Smoking endo, sippin on
Gin and juice- laid back


Who knew Snoop was a Japanese poet?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Not TK. He doesn't listen to Snoop Deeohdoublegee

[Willie]

Not TK. He doesn't listen to Snoop Deeohdoublegee

The old snoop was good shiznit.

[3legged_lab]

Rollin' down the street
Smoking endo, sippin on
Gin and juice- laid back


Who knew Snoop was a Japanese poet?

Mind. Blown.

[Tomkat]

Friday

Today is a good day!
Friday means work week is over
Suck my nuts, bitches

[jehler]

What is it likey
To have a work week over?
My job never ends

[jarbo03]

Love is always here
Water flows- cup is empty?
Cup needs to be moved.

Give that cup to 2 girls.

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you're a sick individual

Thanks!:evil::evil:

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[Tomkat]

Jarbo's Philly Cheese Steak

Hot and juicy, steak
from philly, and loves hot dogs
When is last call?

[assateague]

Glad TK is back
The break was short, but needed.
Now write poems, bitch.

[Tomkat]

Still on hiatus
dont want you to fuck up smokers
UBS is an art form, too.

[jarbo03]

Jarbo's Philly Cheese Steak

Hot and juicy, steak
from philly, and loves hot dogs
When is last call?

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[Tomkat]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dog have short beard
Someday, egg roll and starfish, too.
Moonpie jumping jack

[jarbo03]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dog have short beard
Someday, egg roll and starfish, too.
Moonpie jumping jack

AB, is that you?

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[aunt betty]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dog have short beard
Someday, egg roll and starfish, too.
Moonpie jumping jack

AB, is that you?

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I ain't smart enuff to fake a post like that. (wish I were)
If you start counting the syllables...it's obviously TK.
4,8,5

[aunt betty]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dog has a short beard
Get egg roll and starfish, too.
Moonpie jumping jack

AB, is that you?

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I ain't smart enuff to fake a post like that. (wish I were)
If you start counting the syllables...it's obviously TK.
4,8,5

Fixed it.

[jarbo03]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dog have short beard
Someday, egg roll and starfish, too.
Moonpie jumping jack

AB, is that you?

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quote]I ain't smart enuff to fake a post like that. (wish I were)
If you start counting the syllables...it's obviously TK.
4,8,5

:D:D:D:D

Good point Betty, didn't coubt the syllables.

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[Tomkat]

I dont count shit
I hated math and math teachers in school
WFF gives me freedom from math

[aunt betty]

I dont count shit
I hated math and math teachers in school
WFF gives me freedom from math

This scares me. How do you know how many bricks to buy when you build a mailbox?
(Masons invented math for this purpose)

[rebelp74]

I dont count shit
I hated math and math teachers in school
WFF gives me freedom from math

This scares me. How do you know how many bricks to buy when you build a mailbox?
(Masons invented math for this purpose)

Masons invented math?

[assateague]

I thought it was an Arab- Ali al-Mataymateek

[rebelp74]

I figured it was the chinese, since they are so good at it.

[jarbo03]

I bet a dude named Grog used math before it was invented!

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[assateague]

I figured it was the chinese, since they are so good at it.

Valid point.

[assateague]

It damn sure wasn't anyone anywhere in my family tree, I can promise you that. 50/50.

[rebelp74]

This guy knows who it was!

[Tomkat]

Horseshit

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