A great man walks amongst us....

[Redbeard]

This thread's gotten outta hand. I'm starting to get alittle uncomfortable. Olly time to lock her down

[assateague]

Good. Hopefully you can talk about it well enough to convince your wife that we should use your garage as our base camp for "The Expedition To Kill Bigfoot". We can blur her face out for the Discovery Channel cameras, if it'd make her more comfortable.

[Redbeard]

Good. Hopefully you can talk about it well enough to convince your wife that we should use your garage as our base camp for "The Expedition To Kill Bigfoot". We can blur her face out for the Discovery Channel cameras, if it'd make her more comfortable.

I'm just curious, what kinda arms do y'all plan on toting on this expedition? I'll have my marlin 1895 45-70 for any close quarter combat. We need thumpers. I'm tired of watching bigfoot expeditions on tv where guys take to the woods unarmed.

Garage is fine. My trailer can be our mobile operations center

[Redbeard]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

[assateague]

I'm taking my .35. If it'll kill an emu, it'll kill a Squatch. And a .40, in case we have to run for it, and I have to shoot one of you bastards in the knee.

[assateague]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

Jehler's bringing salmon carcii. We're good.

[Redbeard]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

Jehler's bringing salmon carcii. We're good.

good call. With all the salmon in our rivers, that should be a good attractant

[QH's Paw]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

I can ask my Mother inlaw to pee in a jar for you. That's pretty close.

[Redbeard]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

I can ask my Mother inlaw to pee in a jar for you. That's pretty close.

Hahaha

[Tomkat]

Good. Hopefully you can talk about it well enough to convince your wife that we should use your garage as our base camp for "The Expedition To Kill Bigfoot". We can blur her face out for the Discovery Channel cameras, if it'd make her more comfortable.

I'm just curious, what kinda arms do y'all plan on toting on this expedition? I'll have my marlin 1895 45-70 for any close quarter combat. We need thumpers. I'm tired of watching bigfoot expeditions on tv where guys take to the woods unarmed.

Garage is fine. My trailer can be our mobile operations center

I would take my 870 pump 12 gauge, with my rifled slug barrel on it. That would tame his ass down, based on what it has done to wild hogs.

[Redbeard]

Good. Hopefully you can talk about it well enough to convince your wife that we should use your garage as our base camp for "The Expedition To Kill Bigfoot". We can blur her face out for the Discovery Channel cameras, if it'd make her more comfortable.

I'm just curious, what kinda arms do y'all plan on toting on this expedition? I'll have my marlin 1895 45-70 for any close quarter combat. We need thumpers. I'm tired of watching bigfoot expeditions on tv where guys take to the woods unarmed.

Garage is fine. My trailer can be our mobile operations center

I would take my 870 pump 12 gauge, with my rifled slug barrel on it. That would tame his ass down, based on what it has done to wild hogs.

good call

[Tomkat]

The flip side is, I would have to be in fear of my life to shoot that gun; the recoil is, shall we say, noticeable?

[jehler]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

Jgun piss has got to be identical, he's an ape and his wife took his nuts years ago. May not want to include jgun in this, could be family of his we are hunting

[JGUN]

Maybe??? Does it look like a white Bubba from Forrest Gump and smell like beer?

[Flightstopper]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

I can ask my Mother inlaw to pee in a jar for you. That's pretty close.

This post ranks way up there in WFF history so far

[jarbo03]

I will show up wit a 7.62X54R with bayonet. I will also bring my uncle from Mt with me, I will send him into the trees unarmed, bigfoot will come out waving a white flag! If anyone knowsw where to get urine for hunting BF, it would be him.

[Goldfish]

I just picked up a bear grylls ultimate survival knife and I can grab a bag or two of jacks link.

[Olly]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

I can ask my Mother inlaw to pee in a jar for you. That's pretty close.

How the hell did I miss this? Haha post of the year i think.

[jarbo03]

I just picked up a bear grylls ultimate survival knife and I can grab a bag or two of jacks link.

If there is gonna be Jack Links, I am not getting anywhere close to squatch!

[Redbeard]

I just picked up a bear grylls ultimate survival knife and I can grab a bag or two of jacks link.

If there is gonna be Jack Links, I am not getting anywhere close to squatch!

I wouldn't worry too much when 45 cal slug thumps him square in the chest followed by one of TK's 12 ga slugs to the guts

[Bootlipkiller]

Anyone have access to female ape urine?

I can ask my Mother inlaw to pee in a jar for you. That's pretty close.

How the hell did I miss this? Haha post of the year i think.

X2 Just plan awesome!!!!

[assateague]

I just picked up a bear grylls ultimate survival knife and I can grab a bag or two of jacks link.

If there is gonna be Jack Links, I am not getting anywhere close to squatch!

I wouldn't worry too much when 45 cal slug thumps him square in the chest followed by one of TK's 12 ga slugs to the guts

No, no, no, no, no. Somebody shoots him in the knee while it's being recorded, then dispatches him. Then the audio recording becomes the basis for the "Squatch In Distress" calls we're gonna develop and sell for $69.99 at Cabela's.

Gotta think like Phil. The Enquirer money will only go so far.

[Redbeard]

I just picked up a bear grylls ultimate survival knife and I can grab a bag or two of jacks link.

If there is gonna be Jack Links, I am not getting anywhere close to squatch!

I wouldn't worry too much when 45 cal slug thumps him square in the chest followed by one of TK's 12 ga slugs to the guts

No, no, no, no, no. Somebody shoots him in the knee while it's being recorded, then dispatches him. Then the audio recording becomes the basis for the "Squatch In Distress" calls we're gonna develop and sell for $69.99 at Cabela's.

Gotta think like Phil. The Enquirer money will only go so far.

Enquirer my ass. I've already got a book deal in the works. And I'm my movie script is half written.

[assateague]

The movie should be set in 1868. Some wore out, washed up gold miners, and some Confederate veterans head to the hills for one more chance at finding a big claim. One of their crew gets killed by a Squatch (my iPhone now accepts that as a word, by the way), and the rest vow revenge. They kill a Squatch and achieve fame and riches unheard of in the played-out gold fields. Sort of a Josey Wales meets Hell on Wheels meets Anaconda.

[assateague]

Plus I just really want an excuse to grow the Earpstache, ride a horse, and shoot stuff.

[Bootlipkiller]

Plus I just really want an excuse to grow the Earpstache, ride a horse, and shoot stuff.

With a plot like that you could most defiantly do a sequel where the Sasquatch's brother leaves the forest and comes to the big city where he hunts down and avenges brother saquatch's death.

Sounds Oscar worthy to me!

[Westie25]

I'm betting it goes straight to DVD..

[assateague]

That's where the money's at, Mr. Jealous.

[Westie25]

That's where the money's at, Mr. Jealous.

I just want to part in it.

[assateague]

You can be the guy that gets eaten by the Squatch in the beginning to set off our quest for vengeance.