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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Olly » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:18 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Got propositioned by a squaw when launching at the casino a couple years back.

Literally said "I'll suck your dick for $10"



Oddly enough, I've been propositioned twice and both times were squaws.


I had a drunk native offer a blow J for a ride back to the res one night in town.

Nope.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:24 pm

Glad to hear we aint the only ones with reservations around. Yet to be propositioned though
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:35 pm

Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby jehler » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:38 pm

Olly wrote:A picture is worth a 1000 words.

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That is a Snow cow.
hey, you know Susie?
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:37 pm

Does she go by Susie Q?
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:38 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby 3geese4me » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:42 pm

Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair


Sucked Bigfoots dick for $10
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:51 pm

3geese4me wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair


Sucked Bigfoots dick for $10

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:53 pm

3geese4me wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair


Sucked Bigfoots dick for $10

Shouldn't you post that in the latest purchase thread? I bet bigfoot really likes you now.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby 3geese4me » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:43 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
3geese4me wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair


She sucked Bigfoots dick for $10

Shouldn't you post that in the latest purchase thread? I bet bigfoot really likes you now.

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:29 pm

3geese4me wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
3geese4me wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair


She sucked Bigfoots dick for $10

Shouldn't you post that in the latest purchase thread? I bet bigfoot really likes you now.

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:30 pm

3geese4me wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!
he was trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot. Caught her instead...leaving Bigfoots lair


Sucked Bigfoots dick for $10

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:19 am

rebelp74 wrote:Please tell me that pic is from a trail cam!

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:24 am

Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Got propositioned by a squaw when launching at the casino a couple years back.

Literally said "I'll suck your dick for $10"



Oddly enough, I've been propositioned twice and both times were squaws.


I had a drunk native offer a blow J for a ride back to the res one night in town.

Nope.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: did she have any cheese burgers. ;)
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Goldfish » Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:31 am

Redbeard wrote:Glad to hear we aint the only ones with reservations around. Yet to be propositioned though

Shoot, around here the ones living on the rez are the ones with the money

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Redbeard » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:11 pm

Goldfish wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Glad to hear we aint the only ones with reservations around. Yet to be propositioned though

Shoot, around here the ones living on the rez are the ones with the money

sent from a phancy fone
well I'll sure say our reservations support every drunken indian stereotype you've ever heard
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:44 pm

Every rez I've ever been on does that.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:48 pm

Our indians have a casino, but aren't allowed to sell booze
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:55 pm

But they make a killing on cigarettes.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:32 pm

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby BrewGUN » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:37 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
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I've been looking for a chiminae (sp?) for a while, but the Assaness in me doesn't wanna pay brand new prices, paver pit works just fine.
That looks nice, I'm gettin ready to head out coon huntin.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:55 pm

The Assa in me paid $49 a couple years ago when Menards was getting ready to store them for the winter.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:45 am

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Shouldnt that one say "it's a boy" ?
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby ManlyMan » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:36 am

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Mornin Beef » Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:40 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Always key to a golf game.

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drink a water after three weisers and your best game will stabilize until the back nine, then repeat.
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby BrewGUN » Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:55 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Always key to a golf game.

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canned water?
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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Woody » Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:54 pm

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:06 pm

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Looks good, no matter what Jehler is going to say about it! :lol:
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Re: Kick those feet up...

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Re: Kick those feet up...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:17 pm

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