The what's for dinner thread!

[Redbeard]

Thought maybe you were eating something exotic tonight. Wouldnt surprise me. You being a high roller and all

With his bank roll he probably eats tiger dicks and panda steaks.

Panda steaks maybe but the other one sounds like poor people food. Matter of fact I'd rather eat mac n cheese.

Mac and tiger dick cheese?

[Bootlipkiller]

Thought maybe you were eating something exotic tonight. Wouldnt surprise me. You being a high roller and all

With his bank roll he probably eats tiger dicks and panda steaks.

I hear tiger dicks are a delicacy in some countries

I bet I could get my wife to try it, but I don't think she would swallow it.

[Bootlipkiller]

Thought maybe you were eating something exotic tonight. Wouldnt surprise me. You being a high roller and all

With his bank roll he probably eats tiger dicks and panda steaks.

Panda steaks maybe but the other one sounds like poor people food. Matter of fact I'd rather eat mac n cheese.

Tiger dick is like Asian Viagra.

[Redbeard]

Thought maybe you were eating something exotic tonight. Wouldnt surprise me. You being a high roller and all

With his bank roll he probably eats tiger dicks and panda steaks.

Panda steaks maybe but the other one sounds like poor people food. Matter of fact I'd rather eat mac n cheese.

Tiger dick is like Asian Viagra.

is it the dick itself or the dick cheese?

[Bootlipkiller]

Thought maybe you were eating something exotic tonight. Wouldnt surprise me. You being a high roller and all

With his bank roll he probably eats tiger dicks and panda steaks.

Panda steaks maybe but the other one sounds like poor people food. Matter of fact I'd rather eat mac n cheese.

Tiger dick is like Asian Viagra.

is it the dick itself or the dick cheese?

Tripod likes the cheese.

[3legged_lab]

Thought maybe you were eating something exotic tonight. Wouldnt surprise me. You being a high roller and all

With his bank roll he probably eats tiger dicks and panda steaks.

Panda steaks maybe but the other one sounds like poor people food. Matter of fact I'd rather eat mac n cheese.

Mac and tiger dick cheese?

A delicacy in Chinese trailer parks.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Tiger dicks are magic - they make you strong, like bull.

[3legged_lab]

Tiger dicks are magic - they make you strong, like bull.

Do you eat them? Or put them elsewhere?

[Tiler_J]

Tiger dicks are magic - they make you strong, like bull.

Just don't gag on the bone.

[3legged_lab]

Tiger dicks are magic - they make you strong, like bull.

Just don't gag on the bone.

Haha!

[Redbeard]

Which one of you ladies woke up this morning and poured yourself a big ole bowl of tiger dicks?

[3geese4me]

I can say that I did not. I had scrambled eggs cooked by a man from Kyrgyzstan. Still a tad runny, pretty sure I'm going to shit my face off later on. Which I hope does not happen because I'm going to be on a 17 hour plane ride. And having explosive bowels on a cramped military cargo plane is a bad day for all.

[3legged_lab]

Which one of you ladies woke up this morning and poured yourself a big ole bowl of tiger dicks?

They're called Cinnamon Tigre Sticks dammit!

[3legged_lab]

They're grrrrreat!

[FlintRiverFowler]

I had a tub of movie popcorn some nachos and a bag of peanut m&ms for dinner. With two gallons of coca cola. Then i swirled it together taking a two mile walk with the dog.I'm walking a thin line between rippin off some killer walking farts and shitting my pants.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Titty milk!

[jehler]

Titty milk!

fruity pebbles and boon milk, breakfast of champions

[Redbeard]

Titty milk!

drove momma crazy when I'd reach over and squeeze, squirting that titty milk everywhere. Only one way to clean it up

[rebelp74]

[3legged_lab]

Titty milk!

drove momma crazy when I'd reach over and squeeze, squirting that titty milk everywhere. Only one way to clean it up

FYI, they don't like hearing the word 'Bessy' when you do that.

[DeadEye_Dan]

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[Redbeard]

Words of wisdom for you kidless wonders

[Redbeard]

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he looks well fed

[jehler]

He sleepin good Dan?

[Redbeard]

I'm more concerned about how well he's latching on?

[Redbeard]

Dan...I work part time as a lactation consultant. Let me know if ya'll need any advice. I travel too

[triplecurl]

Dan...I work part time as a lactation consultant. Let me know if ya'll need any advice. I travel too

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[DeadEye_Dan]

He sleepin good Dan?

Yep. We wake him up every 3 hours to eat because he's still small, but has already increased his per feeding volume by 50% since Thursday. Won't be long and we'll be able to let him go longer between feeds. Betting he sleeps 20 hrs a day right now

Dan...I work part time as a lactation consultant. Let me know if ya'll need any advice. I travel too

Grew up on a dairy. Have a BS in Ag Biz with a minor in Dairy science. I've got her cranking.

[jehler]

I'm more concerned about how well he's latching on?

shit, just smack the back of their head real good into that boob and watch out!

[Redbeard]

He sleepin good Dan?

Yep. We wake him up every 3 hours to eat because he's still small, but has already increased his per feeding volume by 50% since Thursday. Won't be long and we'll be able to let him go longer between feeds. Betting he sleeps 20 hrs a day right now

That's good news

Dan...I work part time as a lactation consultant. Let me know if ya'll need any advice. I travel too

Grew up on a dairy. Have a BS in Ag Biz with a minor in Dairy science. I've got her cranking.

Titties and udders are not the same thing