Kick those feet up...

[GadwallGetter530]

It was her mom, haven't heard much about her since the trailer full of dildos story.

Tell the story damn it!

I would like to interject. Prior to this story. When I was running around with this chick years ago she wasn't a crackwhore..... Boot you may proceed.

[Bootlipkiller]

It was her mom, haven't heard much about her since the trailer full of dildos story.

Tell the story damn it!

I would like to interject. Prior to this story. When I was running around with this chick years ago she wasn't a crackwhore..... Boot you may proceed.

Buddy I will give you that she was on a break but prior to and after she was dabbling.

[GadwallGetter530]

It was her mom, haven't heard much about her since the trailer full of dildos story.

Tell the story damn it!

I would like to interject. Prior to this story. When I was running around with this chick years ago she wasn't a crackwhore..... Boot you may proceed.

Buddy I will give you that she was on a break but prior to and after she was dabbling.

Yeah true, bitch like to party to say the least. It's a shame really she was smokin hot. She made bad life choices.

[Bootlipkiller]

Ok so one of my co workers told me this story. Her boyfriend who happens to be a 40 year old crack head had just been arrested for burglary and a ton of other charges. The kicker was they were living in a trailer parked in the front yard of an abandoned house and did not have permission to be there. My buddy shows up to tell her the trailer is being towed and she needs to leave and not come back. They tell her to gather her important belongings. She goes in the trailer and comes back out with a bag full of porn movies and a black dildo my buddy described as the size of a fire extinguisher. no clothing no food just the huge rubber dick and bag of porn. My buddy said he couldn't help but say "my god" when he saw the massive size of the fake dong!:lol:

[Bootlipkiller]

It was her mom, haven't heard much about her since the trailer full of dildos story.

Tell the story damn it!

I would like to interject. Prior to this story. When I was running around with this chick years ago she wasn't a crackwhore..... Boot you may proceed.

Buddy I will give you that she was on a break but prior to and after she was dabbling.

Yeah true, bitch like to party to say the least. It's a shame really she was smokin hot. She made bad life choices.

After meeting mom she's just a product of her environment.

[GadwallGetter530]

Ok so one of my co workers told me this story. Her boyfriend who happens to be a 40 year old crack head had just been arrested for burglary and a ton of other charges. The kicker was they were living in a trailer parked in the front yard of an abandoned house and did not have permission to be there. My buddy shows up to tell her the trailer is being towed and she needs to leave and not come back. They tell her to gather her important belongings. She goes in the trailer and comes back out with a bag full of porn movies and a black dildo my buddy described as the size of a fire extinguisher. no clothing no food just the huge rubber dick and bag of porn. My buddy said he couldn't help but say "my god" when he saw the massive size of the fake dong!:lol:

She's stayin classy Sutter county.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Ok so one of my co workers told me this story. Her boyfriend who happens to be a 40 year old crack head had just been arrested for burglary and a ton of other charges. The kicker was they were living in a trailer parked in the front yard of an abandoned house and did not have permission to be there. My buddy shows up to tell her the trailer is being towed and she needs to leave and not come back. They tell her to gather her important belongings. She goes in the trailer and comes back out with a bag full of porn movies and a black dildo my buddy described as the size of a fire extinguisher. no clothing no food just the huge rubber dick and bag of porn. My buddy said he couldn't help but say "my god" when he saw the massive size of the fake dong!:lol:

And this was Gaddy's ex???

Please tell me this was Gaddy's ex!

[GadwallGetter530]

Yup, Her dad was worse.

[GadwallGetter530]

Ok so one of my co workers told me this story. Her boyfriend who happens to be a 40 year old crack head had just been arrested for burglary and a ton of other charges. The kicker was they were living in a trailer parked in the front yard of an abandoned house and did not have permission to be there. My buddy shows up to tell her the trailer is being towed and she needs to leave and not come back. They tell her to gather her important belongings. She goes in the trailer and comes back out with a bag full of porn movies and a black dildo my buddy described as the size of a fire extinguisher. no clothing no food just the huge rubber dick and bag of porn. My buddy said he couldn't help but say "my god" when he saw the massive size of the fake dong!:lol:

And this was Gaddy's ex???

Please tell me this was Gaddy's ex!

yeah I dated her for awhile back in the day when she wasn't all fucked up.

[Bootlipkiller]

Meth is an evil drug.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Poor Gaddy. How could you ever fulfill her needs after the fire extinguisher?

[Feelin' Fowl]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. - Gadwall "Rick" James

FIFY

[GadwallGetter530]

Poor Gaddy. How could you ever fulfill her needs after the fire extinguisher?

Bra, That was after me. That's why she ran to the fire extinguisher. She couldn't find any thing close to the same size.

[Bootlipkiller]

I stopped her one time and she had no idea who I was and couldn't stop talking about how bad she had to take a shit!

[Feelin' Fowl]

Poor Gaddy. How could you ever fulfill her needs after the fire extinguisher?

Bra, That was after me. That's why she ran to the fire extinguisher. She couldn't find any thing close to the same size.

lol'd for real! Well played sir!

[GadwallGetter530]

I stopped her one time and she had no idea who I was and couldn't stop talking about how bad she had to take a shit!

Getting classier.

[Bootlipkiller]

Poor Gaddy. How could you ever fulfill her needs after the fire extinguisher?

Bra, That was after me. That's why she ran to the fire extinguisher. She couldn't find any thing close to the same size.

Is it strange that I saw this response coming? I think not!

[GadwallGetter530]

Poor Gaddy. How could you ever fulfill her needs after the fire extinguisher?

Bra, That was after me. That's why she ran to the fire extinguisher. She couldn't find any thing close to the same size.

Is it strange that I saw this response coming? I think not!

We have been buddies a long time.

[Goldfish]

Too easy guys...

sent from a phancy fone

[assateague]

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Ha! I google imaged this one:

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Not to interrupt the dildo talk, but we call those sand burrs here. What are the things you guys refer to as sand burrs?

[jarbo03]

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Sand burrs have more thorns, not as hard or tough, but they are sharper.

[Olly]

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Sand burrs have more thorns, not as hard or tough, but they are sharper.

Remove and reinstall tapatalk.

Sent from my phone.

[jarbo03]

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Sand burrs have more thorns, not as hard or tough, but they are sharper.

Remove and reinstall tapatalk.

Sent from my phone.

Figured it was something like that.

[assateague]

Shake it.

[Goldfish]

Are you trying a new thing since everyone is onto your "piss on it" suggestion?

sent from a phancy fone

[assateague]

I think it was Nuff that I told to shake his phone a while back. Just bringing back some old tricks. Now shhhhhhhhhh.

[Goldfish]

Lol.

If you want some power behind that, Samsung phones actually do things when you shake them and bump them and things like that

sent from a phancy fone

[jarbo03]

I have found that they do not like being tapped against the wall at high velocity

[jarbo03]

I screamed at it. Here is a sand burr.

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[DC727]

Amish mafia