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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:57 pm

I thought that was going a completely different direction.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Redbeard » Fri Sep 27, 2013 4:07 pm

assateague wrote:I thought that was going a completely different direction.
total letdown
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:15 pm

assateague wrote:I thought that was going a completely different direction.


Yeah.

She totally wants to ride the baloney pony.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:25 pm

Redbeard wrote:well...did you pass or fail?


failed :lol: there was only one real math problem on it, the rest was shit like Jim's daughter has to do, apparently i don't understand what is the "best" way to solve a problem. i wrote "It's best to just solve the fucking problem.". :lol:

the math problem is the one i wrote out, i got full credit.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:44 am

today's math: Revisiting second grade: writing word problems.


I can't fucking believe that i'm actually paying money for this horse shit.

"Use cue words and well chosen letters to write a formula expressing the information."

Q) Rose paid twice as much as Mike. [Use R and M]


Rose is obviously a dumb bitch who needs to let Mike do the buying in the future if she paid twice as much for the same shit.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby possumfoot » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:53 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:today's math: Revisiting second grade: writing word problems.


I can't **** believe that i'm actually paying money for this horse ****.

"Use cue words and well chosen letters to write a formula expressing the information."

Q) Rose paid twice as much as Mike. [Use R and M]


Rose is obviously a dumb **** who needs to let Mike do the buying in the future if she paid twice as much for the same ****.



M2=R

or

R=M2

or

R(0.5)=M

or

M=R(0.5)

or

R (1/2)=M

or

M= R(1/2)
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:05 pm

possumfoot wrote:

M2=R

or

R=M2

or

R(0.5)=M

or

M=R(0.5)

or

R (1/2)=M

or

M= R(1/2)


I know.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:45 pm

M=R/2
R/2=M
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:14 pm

Depends on how many the fucking box holds. Good hell.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Olly » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:15 pm

No.... It says "evenly" the there are 13 oranges...

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:16 pm

What if the box holds 25?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:16 pm

Are the items the same size and/or symmetrical?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Olly » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:17 pm

Haha you're reading that wrong. It's just saying which fruit can be divided evenly in two.

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:17 pm

What if one box holds 10, and one box holds 20?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:18 pm

Olly wrote:Haha you're reading that wrong. It's just saying which fruit can be divided evenly in two.

Sent from my phone.

That may be what it means, but that is not what it says...
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Olly » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:21 pm

assateague wrote:What if one box holds 10, and one box holds 20?


It doesn't matter, it's just ask which of the listed fruits can you put equal amounts into each of the 2 boxes.

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:20 pm

so, math quiz today asked what the four words in question 6 of the fall test from 3 years ago was.


my answer: This is NOT math. turned it in and left, this shit fucking infuriates me.

good news is that everyone in the class is failing :lol:
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:09 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:What if one box holds 10, and one box holds 20?


It doesn't matter, it's just ask which of the listed fruits can you put equal amounts into each of the 2 boxes.

Sent from my phone.


Who says you can't mix the fruit in one of these imaginary-sized boxes?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:10 pm

How many shotgun shells evenly fit in a box?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:26 pm

Divide by 2 assa
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:30 pm

I know that. But "evenly" does not necessarily mean "by twos". If you put 26 shotgun shells in a box, would they be "evenly" in the box, or would it be a clusterfuck?

If they're going to pretend to make kids think, rather than teach them the basics they need to know, then I'm willing to play their game all the way through. No half-assedness allowed.

What if the two boxes in question hold 6 each?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:25 pm

Your thinking too deep into this. We have all agreed with you up to this point, but I do believe the government shutdown is getting to you... You're wrong on this one.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:33 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Your thinking too deep into this. We have all agreed with you up to this point, but I do believe the government shutdown is getting to you... You're wrong on this one.


I'm with Assa on this one.

One of the basics that all children should know is, Say what you mean & mean what you say.

The example here fails to uphold this basic concept.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:35 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Your thinking too deep into this. We have all agreed with you up to this point, but I do believe the government shutdown is getting to you... You're wrong on this one.


I'm with Assa on this one.

One of the basics that all children should know is, Say what you mean & mean what you say.

The example here fails to uphold this basic concept.


You know, it doesn't surprise me that Mossberg boy is on the wrong side of yet another argument...
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:43 pm

assateague wrote:I know that. But "evenly" does not necessarily mean "by twos".

No but the fact that there are "2" boxes does.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:48 pm

I got a box of Hevi-Shot and a box of Xperts. I have two boxes. I have 30 shells. Tell me how they "evenly" go back into their two boxes.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:54 pm

assateague wrote:I got a box of Hevi-Shot and a box of Xperts. I have two boxes. I have 30 shells. Tell me how they "evenly" go back into their two boxes.


Damn I was going to be a smartass but the Hevi-Shot derailed my logic train.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby capt1972 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:55 pm

assateague wrote:I got a box of Hevi-Shot and a box of Xperts. I have two boxes. I have 30 shells. Tell me how they "evenly" go back into their two boxes.

Arnt there 25 to a box?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:57 pm

The Xperts, yes. The Hevi, 5. Unless they make a box of 25. If so, the fact that I'm still alive means I haven't seen one, since I barely survived seeing the price for a box of 5.
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