Kick those feet up...

[Redbeard]

Or farm chickens!

[The Duck Hammer]

Or farm chickens!

Boom! We raise cattle back home too.


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[Redbeard]

Or farm chickens!

Boom! We raise cattle back home too.


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Ok cowboy you win. I'll just keep on posing. And I thought the cowboys on the cattle ranch I goose hunt on w're real. Shows you what I know

[ManlyMan]

Square toe people are nancy pelosi supporters.

And doctors in boots are wannabe cowboys.


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We grow beans, board horses and pump oil on our land. I can wear boots with pride.

no way Doc. You're a poser like me. You can't wear boots unless you ride, rope and work cattle

what about goats?

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[The Duck Hammer]

Or farm chickens!

Boom! We raise cattle back home too.


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Ok cowboy you win. I'll just keep on posing. And I thought the cowboys on the cattle ranch I goose hunt on w're real. Shows you what I know

And the word is were.


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[Westie25]

Square toe people are nancy pelosi supporters.

And doctors in boots are wannabe cowboys.


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We grow beans, board horses and pump oil on our land. I can wear boots with pride.

no way Doc. You're a poser like me. You can't wear boots unless you ride, rope and work cattle

what about goats?

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Easy now. I hear some people here like goats milk. You'll get em all riled up.

[The Duck Hammer]

Square toe people are nancy pelosi supporters.

And doctors in boots are wannabe cowboys.


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We grow beans, board horses and pump oil on our land. I can wear boots with pride.

no way Doc. You're a poser like me. You can't wear boots unless you ride, rope and work cattle

what about goats?

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I'm confused now. Are you implying that the lady is more of a cowboy than you?


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[ManlyMan]

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Do you not get the crocs til you're on your own?

Not too many docs wear crocs. More of a nurse thing and they've kind of fallen out of favor. A lot of hospitals nixed the ones with vent holes so people stopped wearing them because they turned your feet into wet stink bombs.

Now most people wear Dansko clogs. They are the most hideous contraptions known to man. They are women's clogs, but everyone wears them because of comfort and support.

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I absolutely refuse to wear them.

You should see the ones my wife wears. Horrible.

she rocks the danskos? Does she wear the crazy design pattern ones? All the women wear those.

[Redbeard]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

[Westie25]

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Do you not get the crocs til you're on your own?

Not too many docs wear crocs. More of a nurse thing and they've kind of fallen out of favor. A lot of hospitals nixed the ones with vent holes so people stopped wearing them because they turned your feet into wet stink bombs.

Now most people wear Dansko clogs. They are the most hideous contraptions known to man. They are women's clogs, but everyone wears them because of comfort and support.

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I absolutely refuse to wear them.

You should see the ones my wife wears. Horrible.

she rocks the danskos? Does she wear the crazy design pattern ones? All the women wear those.

They're just covered in flowers. It's so damn bright.

[Westie25]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

Just gotta claim it.

[The Duck Hammer]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

This is a good question. The second definition is interesting.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

Does a rodeo cowboy fall under the second definition?

[jarbo03]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

Just gotta claim it.

You have to wear a hat, have a rinf in your pocket from your can of chew. Even though your jeans have never actually been dirty, you have to make rips and age them yourself. Unless you can afford to buy them already aged. It also helps to like douche bags like Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, and Colt Ford.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

Just gotta claim it.

You have to wear a hat, have a rinf in your pocket from your can of chew. Even though your jeans have never actually been dirty, you have to make rips and age them yourself. Unless you can afford to buy them already aged. It also helps to like douche bags like Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, and Colt Ford.

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Wait a minute...I was dirty once...

[Flightstopper]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

True grit.

[one2many]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

lifted diesel truck. that never pulls a livestock trailer. big belt buckle, and cowboy hat and boots.
has nothing to do with cows at all.

[one2many]

Is that a stuffed Gremlin over your TV? Looks just like Gizmo.

hahaha. thats the first boar hog my own dogs caught. just shy of 300lbs

[one2many]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

Just gotta claim it.

You have to wear a hat, have a rinf in your pocket from your can of chew. Even though your jeans have never actually been dirty, you have to make rips and age them yourself. Unless you can afford to buy them already aged. It also helps to like douche bags like Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, and Colt Ford.

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Wait a minute...I was dirty once...

oh shit i like colt ford please dont hate

[huntall6]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

lifted diesel truck. that never pulls a livestock trailer. big belt buckle, and cowboy hat and boots.
has nothing to do with cows at all.

Hey hey hey! Easy on the belt buckle comments!!

[(MT)Montanafowler]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

square toed boots

[Westie25]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

Just gotta claim it.

You have to wear a hat, have a rinf in your pocket from your can of chew. Even though your jeans have never actually been dirty, you have to make rips and age them yourself. Unless you can afford to buy them already aged. It also helps to like douche bags like Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, and Colt Ford.

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I know jarbo has seen this before...

http://totalfratmove.com/why-luke-bryan-is-terrible/

[one2many]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

lifted diesel truck. that never pulls a livestock trailer. big belt buckle, and cowboy hat and boots.
has nothing to do with cows at all.

Hey hey hey! Easy on the belt buckle comments!!

lmao

[Redbeard]

Apparently Hammer makes a living on horseback

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Most of His Songs Are Female Masturbatory Aids

that is fucking classic!

[jarbo03]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

Just gotta claim it.

You have to wear a hat, have a rinf in your pocket from your can of chew. Even though your jeans have never actually been dirty, you have to make rips and age them yourself. Unless you can afford to buy them already aged. It also helps to like douche bags like Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, and Colt Ford.

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Wait a minute...I was dirty once...

oh shit i like colt ford please dont hate

Say it ain't so Jeffy, say it ain't so!

[one2many]

time to go crawl back under my rock.

[The Duck Hammer]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

True grit.

Best answer here.


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[Rick]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

This is a good question. The second definition is interesting.

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Working cows doesn't make the cowboy. I'm plenty proud to have heard two old Cajun cowboys agree, "Rick's got the hoo-doo on them cows.", but I can't claim to be one of 'em. Just a good hand in the pen or as a rider (whose favorite horse is called "borrowed stock"). Cows and folks who own and work them are thick in my part of the country, but cowboys are a whole lot fewer and farther between. And a lot of the folks I've seen anxious to point out "All hat, no cows." are pretty much just that, too.

"Just sayin'..."

[Redbeard]

So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?

This is a good question. The second definition is interesting.

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Working cows doesn't make the cowboy. I'm plenty proud to have heard two old Cajun cowboys agree, "Rick's got the hoo-doo on them cows.", but I can't claim to be one of 'em. Just a good hand in the pen or as a rider (whose favorite horse is called "borrowed stock"). Cows and folks who own and work them are thick in my part of the country, but cowboys are a whole lot fewer and farther between. And a lot of the folks I've seen anxious to point out "All hat, no cows." are pretty much just that, too.

"Just sayin'..."

exactly right