gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Redbeard wrote:texans are wannabe cowboysThe Duck Hammer wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Square toe people are nancy pelosi supporters.
And doctors in boots are wannabe cowboys.
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Nope. Next to Wyoming, we're the real fucking deal hoss.
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Rick wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Redbeard wrote:So what does make a cowboy a cowboy?
This is a good question. The second definition is interesting.
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Working cows doesn't make the cowboy. I'm plenty proud to have heard two old Cajun cowboys agree, "Rick's got the hoo-doo on them cows.", but I can't claim to be one of 'em. Just a good hand in the pen or as a rider (whose favorite horse is called "borrowed stock"). Cows and folks who own and work them are thick in my part of the country, but cowboys are a whole lot fewer and farther between. And a lot of the folks I've seen anxious to point out "All hat, no cows." are pretty much just that, too.
"Just sayin'..."
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
one2many wrote:all hat and no cattle is what i have pointed out here and there. im not a cowboy and refuse to wear a cowboy hat.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
lmao true but not the answer i was looking for
Rick wrote:one2many wrote:all hat and no cattle is what i have pointed out here and there. im not a cowboy and refuse to wear a cowboy hat.
Have to admit I hadn't noticed and wasn't fingering you. But maybe you shoulda stopped at fisting that momma cow...
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jehler wrote:are you trying to tell us you're a proud poppa?
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
The Duck Hammer wrote:What is it Jeff?!?! I got to know.
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one2many wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:What is it Jeff?!?! I got to know.
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the mother is in the picture and she is purebred Red Angus. the bull is a pure bred Simmental
he made a few funny looking ones this spring. the ones out of the red cows are black and white. the ones that are out of black cows are red and white.
a neighbor asked me when i started milking i about had to slap him![]()
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
Simmental can have some wild colors and patterns. normally they wont throw this pattern but every once in a while it happens. this year it happened about 5 times.The Duck Hammer wrote:one2many wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:What is it Jeff?!?! I got to know.
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the mother is in the picture and she is purebred Red Angus. the bull is a pure bred Simmental
he made a few funny looking ones this spring. the ones out of the red cows are black and white. the ones that are out of black cows are red and white.
a neighbor asked me when i started milking i about had to slap him![]()
I thought you was into red Angus. Never seen a color pattern like that on anything other than a Holstein.
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one2many wrote:got to do what you got to dolove when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.
huntall6 wrote:MT is right.
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:one2many wrote:got to do what you got to dolove when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.
always a funny reaction![]()
and yes, i've AIed and done preg checks.
one2many wrote:
you are getting up there in age, you will know all about it soon
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
one2many wrote:(MT)Montanafowler wrote:one2many wrote:got to do what you got to dolove when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.
always a funny reaction![]()
and yes, i've AIed and done preg checks.
i cant change a baby with out puking in my mouth, but this shit dont bother me.
huntall6 wrote:MT is right.
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:one2many wrote:(MT)Montanafowler wrote:one2many wrote:got to do what you got to dolove when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.
always a funny reaction![]()
and yes, i've AIed and done preg checks.
i cant change a baby with out puking in my mouth, but this shit dont bother me.
never had any dealings with babies or children, so no comment. i've just never been one to vom from a smell or sight.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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