Latest Purchase Thread

[assateague]

FYI, as fragile as an iPhone looks, I haven't....never mind, not gonna jinx it

Too late. You thought it.

[jehler]

FYI, as fragile as an iPhone looks, I haven't....never mind, not gonna jinx it

Too late. You thought it.

nope

[assateague]

Jehler's never broken his iPhone.

[jehler]

God dammit!

[jehler]

IRS
NASCAR points
Rain tax
Bugs teachers know education better than you
I'm going to buy some beer with my gov card
Kitchen aide mixer...

TAKE THAT FUCKER

[assateague]

LOLing.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

what's the over/under of the time John's phone has left before it bites the big one?

bonus points if you correctly predict COD

[one2many]

i have a jitterbug i can send him after his iphone takes a crap

[(MT)Montanafowler]

i have a jitterbug i can send him after his iphone takes a crap

is that the one with the giant buttons and shows shit in like size 50 font?

[The Duck Hammer]

i have a jitterbug i can send him after his iphone takes a crap

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[The Duck Hammer]

what's the over/under of the time John's phone has left before it bites the big one?

bonus points if you correctly predict COD

9 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 11 seconds


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[(MT)Montanafowler]

what's the over/under of the time John's phone has left before it bites the big one?

bonus points if you correctly predict COD

9 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 11 seconds


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prediction of cause of death?

[The Duck Hammer]

what's the over/under of the time John's phone has left before it bites the big one?

bonus points if you correctly predict COD

9 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 11 seconds


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prediction of cause of death?

Baptism, It will go into the water as a phone and enter its new life as a paperweight.

[assateague]

Oh, he's gonna be so pissed about this

[(MT)Montanafowler]

i'm going with 17 days, mid morning. COD: Baptism via gopro

[The Duck Hammer]

i'm going with 17 days, mid morning. COD: Baptism via gopro

I was gonna go with Jr wanted to get some awesome GoPro footage and tossed it up and shot the bitch but that's a little unrealistic.

I also thought about factoring in the Guns, since I figure they are both wildcards.

In the end Baptism was the only way to go, because at least Jehler will be freaking the fuck out on next Saturday every time he pulls it out of his pocket near water.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Jehler will be freaking the fuck out on next Saturday every time he pulls it out of his pocket near water.

that's why i added the gopro part. sooner or later the gopro remote is gonna catch on a pocket or slip out of a glove and go in the drink

[jarbo03]

10-19-2013 8:33 AM

[jarbo03]

[The Duck Hammer]

Hell Yes! Jarbo you da man!


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[The Duck Hammer]

I take it back. You ruined it.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I take it back. You ruined it.

what did it say?

[The Duck Hammer]

I take it back. You ruined it.

what did it say?

He had an actual countdown picture posted.

[jarbo03]

I take it back. You ruined it.

what did it say?

He had an actual countdown picture posted.

It wouldn't countdown, was stuck at that time. Was gonna be cool though.

[The Duck Hammer]

I take it back. You ruined it.

what did it say?

He had an actual countdown picture posted.

It wouldn't countdown, was stuck at that time. Was gonna be cool though.

Yes but the picture implied that somewhere out there was a clock ticking away the time between now and Jehler's phones impending doom.

[RonE]

Spent my morning exploring a new piece of marsh the big cheese leased sight unseen. Couldn't find a spot for a suitable pond because it's all very shallow with a hard sand bottom, but it turns out it has two boat trails: the one I took the mudboat in on and another hidden by flotant I stepped into. Looks like my next purchase(s) may be replacement for the "mil spec" phone that shut down after that very quick dip and/or the camera I've not tried yet. Pulled both batteries and have them baking on the truck dash, we'll see...

If your cell phone takes a short bath and you are worried about it, put it in a large bowl filled with uncooked rice. In the middle of the night the Orientals will come and fix it for you.

[3legged_lab]

Is that how it works?

[jarbo03]

Spent my morning exploring a new piece of marsh the big cheese leased sight unseen. Couldn't find a spot for a suitable pond because it's all very shallow with a hard sand bottom, but it turns out it has two boat trails: the one I took the mudboat in on and another hidden by flotant I stepped into. Looks like my next purchase(s) may be replacement for the "mil spec" phone that shut down after that very quick dip and/or the camera I've not tried yet. Pulled both batteries and have them baking on the truck dash, we'll see...

If your cell phone takes a short bath and you are worried about it, put it in a large bowl filled with uncooked rice. In the middle of the night the Orientals will come and fix it for you.

[jarbo03]

Here ya go.

[The Duck Hammer]

Perfect


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