Kick those feet up...

[3legged_lab]

got to do what you got to do love when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.

always a funny reaction

and yes, i've AIed and done preg checks.

i cant change a baby with out puking in my mouth, but this shit dont bother me.

never had any dealings with babies or children, so no comment. i've just never been one to vom from a smell or sight.

Some day your first born will be playing quietly in his room, almost too quietly, but you'll be so happy for the peace and too naive to know better. Later on you'll decide to poke your head in, just to check, and find that the diaper that he "was once wearing" is now off with its contents smeared on most everything within an 8' radius - including himself.

Get back to me when that day happens.

[assateague]

You'll smell it at least 10 feet before you get to the doorway. You'll instinctively know what happened, but a sense of morbid curiosity will drive you those last few steps. You will be amazed at how fast and how far you can carry a child with both arms stuck straight out in front of you. At that point, you would be able to find the bathtub with your eyes closed. Which they may very well be.

[Redbeard]

got to do what you got to do love when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.

always a funny reaction

and yes, i've AIed and done preg checks.

i cant change a baby with out puking in my mouth, but this shit dont bother me.

never had any dealings with babies or children, so no comment. i've just never been one to vom from a smell or sight.

Some day your first born will be playing quietly in his room, almost too quietly, but you'll be so happy for the peace and too naive to know better. Later on you'll decide to poke your head in, just to check, and find that the diaper that he "was once wearing" is now off with its contents smeared on most everything within an 8' radius - including himself.

Get back to me when that day happens.

that was yesterday

[Redbeard]

You'll smell it at least 10 feet before you get to the doorway. You'll instinctively know what happened, but a sense of morbid curiosity will drive you those last few steps. You will be amazed at how fast and how far you can carry a child with both arms stuck straight out in front of you. At that point, you would be able to find the bathtub with your eyes closed. Which they may very well be.

negative just casually go outside and hope momma finds it first

[assateague]

No way. Momma uses way to much detergent in the washing machine, and she'd probably burn through a whole roll of paper towels, when just a few would do. That shit ain't free.

[Redbeard]

No way. Momma uses way to much detergent in the washing machine, and she'd probably burn through a whole roll of paper towels, when just a few would do. That shit ain't free.

Haha

[3legged_lab]

That's 2 of ya that know exactly what I'm sayin, and I bet there's more.

[3legged_lab]

You'll smell it at least 10 feet before you get to the doorway. You'll instinctively know what happened, but a sense of morbid curiosity will drive you those last few steps. You will be amazed at how fast and how far you can carry a child with both arms stuck straight out in front of you. At that point, you would be able to find the bathtub with your eyes closed. Which they may very well be.

negative just casually go outside and hope momma finds it first

I may use this technique from time to time myself.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

got to do what you got to do love when i have a city person out when im AIing cows. bicep deep in her ass and elbow deep in her whoo whoo. they never do try it when i ask.

always a funny reaction

and yes, i've AIed and done preg checks.

i cant change a baby with out puking in my mouth, but this shit dont bother me.

never had any dealings with babies or children, so no comment. i've just never been one to vom from a smell or sight.

Some day your first born will be playing quietly in his room, almost too quietly, but you'll be so happy for the peace and too naive to know better. Later on you'll decide to poke your head in, just to check, and find that the diaper that he "was once wearing" is now off with its contents smeared on most everything within an 8' radius - including himself.

Get back to me when that day happens.

i'll do you one better, i'll be sure and post up pics here for you to critique his diaper tossing form

[Westie25]

That's 2 of ya that know exactly what I'm sayin, and I bet there's more.

Not. Never.

[3legged_lab]

That's 2 of ya that know exactly what I'm sayin, and I bet there's more.

Not. Never.

I'll send you a loaner for the summer next year - you'll never knock her up.

[assateague]

That's 2 of ya that know exactly what I'm sayin, and I bet there's more.

Not. Never.

She could be pregnant right now, I tell ya.

[Redbeard]

That's 2 of ya that know exactly what I'm sayin, and I bet there's more.

Not. Never.

don't want kids huh

[Redbeard]

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[3legged_lab]

Is that your ninja sword.

[The Duck Hammer]

Wore out from sword fighting?


Sent from my Vox Mortem

[Redbeard]

We all beat the shit outta each other with nerf swords

[one2many]

think mine broke my finger tonight

[Westie25]

That's 2 of ya that know exactly what I'm sayin, and I bet there's more.

Not. Never.

don't want kids huh

Ya we hope to wait a few more years though.

[Redbeard]

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[Westie25]

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[Redbeard]

Designer jeans and square toes boots...just spells Westie

[ManlyMan]

At da airport

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[Feelin' Fowl]

Olly...I thought we had a no man porn policy.

No? We should implement one.

[jehler]

At da airport

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didnt know you were a wolverine doc

[3legged_lab]

"Who wears short shorts?"

[assateague]

At da airport

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Doc. C'mon, man.

[Redbeard]

At da airport

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you're only gonna pick up one type a lady in shorts like those

[assateague]

The kind with a penis?

[Woody]

The kind with a penis?

Wouldn't that make it, not a lady?