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The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:32 pm

jarbo03 wrote:It would excite me to hunt without needing an axe or a sledgehammer.
you probably hunt here in a t shirt and flip flops
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:36 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:It would excite me to hunt without needing an axe or a sledgehammer.
you probably hunt here in a t shirt and flip flops



I bet Tim wears speedos and aqua socks.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:38 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:It would excite me to hunt without needing an axe or a sledgehammer.
you probably hunt here in a t shirt and flip flops



I bet Tim wears speedos and aqua socks.
he planning on giving Charlie a day off???
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby AKPirate » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:43 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:It would excite me to hunt without needing an axe or a sledgehammer.
you probably hunt here in a t shirt and flip flops



I bet Tim wears speedos and aqua socks.
he planning on giving Charlie a day off???


I am so white you can see the blood circulating in me, that wouldn't be pretty. Better to watch Charlie work.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:08 pm

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Redbeard wrote:Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby AKPirate » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:11 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:31 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.


If the ducks don't fly He'll start humping your leg.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby AKPirate » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:35 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.


If the ducks don't fly He'll start humping your leg.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:37 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.


If the ducks don't fly He'll start humping your leg.

Does he fall over like Tug?

Its because he can't balance on one leg and nut at the same time.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:41 pm

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Does he fall over like Tug?

Its because he can't balance on one leg and nut at the same time.


No, but when he finishes, his eyes roll to the back of his head and he starts screaming " I HAVE A BELLYBUTTON!!! I HAVE A BELLYBUTTON!!!" kinda creepy.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:45 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:[quote="Redbeard"]Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.


If the ducks don't fly He'll start humping your leg.

Does he fall over like Tug?

Its because he can't balance on one leg and nut at the same time.[/quote]ironically I always fall off the bed when I blow my load
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:51 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="AKPirate"][quote="Redbeard"]Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.


If the ducks don't fly He'll start humping your leg.

Does he fall over like Tug?

Its because he can't balance on one leg and nut at the same time.[/quote]ironically I always fall off the bed when I blow my load[/quote]

I normally slide off the bed looking for an exit plan.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:52 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"][quote="AKPirate"][quote="Redbeard"]Just cause everyone's sister looks like a dog, doesn't mean y'all can ignore my posts


I am kinda bummed Tripod isn't bringing Tripod. Maybe he can come out of retirement for one weekend?

His blind manners have gone to shit after not hunting much last season and only once this seasons. He'd probably drive us all nuts.


No worse than Boot.


If the ducks don't fly He'll start humping your leg.

Does he fall over like Tug?

Its because he can't balance on one leg and nut at the same time.[/quote]ironically I always fall off the bed when I blow my load[/quote]

I normally slide off the bed looking for an exit plan.[/quote]haha
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:58 pm

jarbo03 wrote:I normally slide off the bed looking for an exit plan.

Supposed to yell "IM THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!"
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby assateague » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:03 am

I just go towel off the champ.




There's #1.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:04 am

assateague wrote:I just go towel off the champ.




There's #1.


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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:08 am

assateague wrote:I just go towel off the champ.




There's #1.

Bathrobe beware.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby AKPirate » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:11 am

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I just go towel off the champ.




There's #1.

Bathrobe beware.


Hope that robe is white. If it's a dark color and she's making breakfast later, she is going to be wearing a marker.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:41 am

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I just go towel off the champ.




There's #1.

Bathrobe beware.


Hope that robe is white. If it's a dark color and she's making breakfast later, she is going to be wearing a marker.

Not my problem, I don't wear a robe.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:50 pm

So soon!
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:59 pm

10 day forecast doesn't look good fellas. Soon as I get home I'll scout my ass off.

The lack of rain has wreaked havoc on our fields. The geese are AWOL.

Does anyone have marsh seats they can bring?

Does anyone have a badass boat they wanna bring?!

And I'll ask again...does anyone have a dog they wanna bring?

JB...being the junior in the group you may have to bring your mutt. Hope it can swim. We won't be hunting rice or refuge mud holes
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:20 pm

Redbeard wrote:10 day forecast doesn't look good fellas. Soon as I get home I'll scout my ass off.

The lack of rain has wreaked havoc on our fields. The geese are AWOL.

Does anyone have marsh seats they can bring?

Does anyone have a badass boat they wanna bring?!

And I'll ask again...does anyone have a dog they wanna bring?

JB...being the junior in the group you may have to bring your mutt. Hope it can swim. We won't be hunting rice or refuge mud holes

We don't care about the hunting forecast..... the birds aren't gonna be the "make or break" part of this deal

Boot has a marsh seat that I'm sure I can borrow. Lol

I can bring the rat if we need something to set decoys in muddy swamps.

Or I can drag my boat down there if you think we need it. Problem with it is, it'll only hunt 3 people. Just use it for transport? ? ?
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:10 day forecast doesn't look good fellas. Soon as I get home I'll scout my ass off.

The lack of rain has wreaked havoc on our fields. The geese are AWOL.

Does anyone have marsh seats they can bring?

Does anyone have a badass boat they wanna bring?!

And I'll ask again...does anyone have a dog they wanna bring?

JB...being the junior in the group you may have to bring your mutt. Hope it can swim. We won't be hunting rice or refuge mud holes

We don't care about the hunting forecast..... the birds aren't gonna be the "make or break" part of this deal

Boot has a marsh seat that I'm sure I can borrow. Lol

I can bring the rat if we need something to set decoys in muddy swamps.

Or I can drag my boat down there if you think we need it. Problem with it is, it'll only hunt 3 people. Just use it for transport? ? ?
I know man, you're right, but I was more concerned about me. I wanna shoot some birds.

Naw we won't need the rat

Bringing your rig is up to you. We'd just use it for transport. Possibly a few decent river spots I'm gonna check out
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:45 pm

If I'm doing transports I can take myself and 3 riders. How long of runs would you estimate?

The only thing that would scare me is running full tilt, loaded with people, in unfamiliar water.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:47 pm

3legged_lab wrote:If I'm doing transports I can take myself and 3 riders. How long of runs would you estimate?

The only thing that would scare me is running full tilt, loaded with people, in unfamiliar water.
wouldn't be long. And I believe most water would be deep. No reason to go full tilt. I'll do some scouting and get back to ya
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:48 pm

We'll keep in touch prior to the hunt, I only need a day or notice if I'm gonna bring it.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:51 pm

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Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:54 pm

If we need it I'll bring it.
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