Britt

[R. Chapman]

This story is about a friend of mine, Britt. At the time she had just moved from TX. So she did a decent amount of whitetail hunting, especially with an AR-15. Anyways, we became pretty good friends, so I invited her to go buck hunting with me on ranch. At the time, I had a light weight .300 WSM. We start into the timber, taking our time and being as quiet as possible. Well we get in there about half a mile and I see this buck looking straight at us. I knew it was nice buck, so I had Britt get in front of me to shoot him. At the crack of the rifle, I heard the thump of the little bullet smacking the deer right in the neck, but he turns around and takes off. I knew he was hit good, so we start following his blood trail, rifles at the ready in case he busted out. We didn't go but 100 yards before we see him again, so she takes a shot at him, and misses. Same thing happened the next shot. The 4th shot land high above the chest cavity and the 5th and final shot landed in front of the front shoulder. Old Bucky kept trotting along till he was just outside another patch of timber, stopped, and looked at us again. By that time, I had Britt saddle up behind the .300, and at the bark of the rifle, she fell flat on her ass. I didn't realize this because I was watching the buck, who looked like Derek Jeter had just hit a home run swing to his head. Anyways, she said something about how I should have told her it kicked and that I was a son of a bitch or bastard or something along those lines. Anyways I looked over and the first thing I noticed was the blood seeping out of her head. She has never forgiven for the scar the gun left her, and she probably never will. On the bright side, she was happier en heck.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

That's a hell of a mark on her face! Good thing she killed the deer. She may have ended your chances at ever having kids if she didn't!

[NuffDaddy]

Way to leave your mark kid.

[R. Chapman]

My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.

[Goldfish]

Not as much as you think...

[NuffDaddy]

My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.

Nah...She just likes you.

[R. Chapman]

The thing I have learned about women is they will never forgive you for that. Every single day when she wakes up, the first thing she sees is that scar, then she thing thinks about the dipshit that let that happen, the. She starts thinking about it while shes driving. Then she wakes up on the side of a ditch with her car totaled. Don't wake up on the side of a ditch with you car totaled and avoid shooting big guns.

[Willie]

That's a nice deer

[Goldfish]

Or, she remembers trying to impress you and you not seeing her advances, wondering if she didn't do something right, or if this scar now makes you think she isn't attractive. As a matter of fact, I believe you owe it to her to make her feel pretty and ask her out, lol.

And if she says anything along the lines of "you are just doing this because you gave me a scar" you best quickly say something along the lines of "I've always thought you were cute. Why do you think I took you hunting?" or some other quick reply that had nothing to do with the scar.

If you really think she thinks about it

[assateague]

My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.

Then, technically, the first words she says are "what's up".

[NuffDaddy]

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[assateague]

I don't know that that's a grammar nazi so much as a word definition nazi.

[Redbeard]

My bad and a mistake I never made again. I called her the other day. Every time she answers, the first words she says is "Fuck You" preceded by "what's up?". Probably is still pissed about that mark.

Then, technically, the first words she says are "what's up".

HA!

[R. Chapman]

Or, she remembers trying to impress you and you not seeing her advances, wondering if she didn't do something right, or if this scar now makes you think she isn't attractive. As a matter of fact, I believe you owe it to her to make her feel pretty and ask her out, lol.

And if she says anything along the lines of "you are just doing this because you gave me a scar" you best quickly say something along the lines of "I've always thought you were cute. Why do you think I took you hunting?" or some other quick reply that had nothing to do with the scar.

If you really think she thinks about it

I've always thought she was good lookin'. I tried to get together with her but it didn't work out. One of the biggest set backs was she lives 2 and a half hours away. That makes it hard to do any dating.

[R. Chapman]

That's a nice deer

It was a nice deer, a really nice 4 pointer.

[NuffDaddy]

That's a nice deer

It was a nice deer, a really nice 4 pointer.

You need to go back to math class

[R. Chapman]

You need to know that westerners count points different its a 4x4, brow tines do t count as point here.

[assateague]

Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

[3legged_lab]

Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

[assateague]

What are they, balls?

[3legged_lab]

:lol:

I don't know that that's a grammar nazi so much as a word definition nazi.

Can't have grammar without words.

[rebelp74]

Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong

[assateague]

Grammar is the rules. He didn't break any rules, he just used the wrong word.

"After my brother and I rode to the store in your sister's vagina, we went to the movies tomorrow."

Proper grammar, but inaccurate use of the words.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Rex helped his Grandpa Jack off a horse.


Rex helped his Grandpa Jack, off a horse.



Grammar matters.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

[Redbeard]

Grammar is the rules. He didn't break any rules, he just used the wrong word.

"After my brother and I rode to the store in your sister's vagina, we went to the movies tomorrow."

Proper grammar, but inaccurate use of the words.

Haha you're killing me

[Redbeard]

Rex helped his Grandpa Jack off a horse.


Rex helped his Grandpa Jack, off a horse.



Grammar matters.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

I'll have Sam use this as an example in his next English class

[R. Chapman]

Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong

Your wrong if you think eye guards are points if you're in the west. You easterners make us shit when you say you shot a 12 point deer, we're thinking a damn 12x12, not 6x6.

[rebelp74]

Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong

Your wrong if you think eye guards are points if you're in the west. You easterners make us shit when you say you shot a 12 point deer, we're thinking a damn 12x12, not 6x6.

Look here Rex Mother Fucking Chapman, I am never wrong.

[R. Chapman]

Rex helped his Grandpa Jack off a horse.


Rex helped his Grandpa Jack, off a horse.



Grammar matters.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

I'll have Sam use this as an example in his next English class

[assateague]

Because of course they're not pointy things coming out of a deer's skull. Why on earth would they ever be considered points?

Because they're just eye guards, not points.

wrong

Your wrong if you think eye guards are points if you're in the west. You easterners make us shit when you say you shot a 12 point deer, we're thinking a damn 12x12, not 6x6.

Look here Rex Mother Fucking Chapman, I am never wrong.

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