I saw Red at work today!

by **T Man** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:17 pm

Keeping the world safe for democracy as a California HIghway Patrol

by **Redbeard** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:21 pm

And you didn't even wave???

by **jarbo03** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:17 pm

Redbeard wrote:And you didn't even wave???

You were probably too busy clubbing some one.

by **T Man** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:42 pm

I did, you were just too busy pointing out the asses on black chicks.

by **Redbeard** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:02 pm

T Man wrote:I did, you were just too busy pointing out the asses on black chicks.

wasn't me then. I stare but I don't point. I'm cooler than that

by **Redbeard** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:03 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:And you didn't even wave???

You were probably too busy clubbing some one.

why in the hell do you keep confusing me with Boot

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:24 pm

Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.

by **Redbeard** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:46 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.

cause you're not Mexican???

by **Bootlipkiller** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:39 pm

by **jehler** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:07 pm

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.
cause you're not Mexican???

now of gaddy was your new partner...

by **Redbeard** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:08 pm

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.
cause you're not Mexican???
now of gaddy was your new partner...

hed drive me crazy blowing his calls all damn day in the car

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:15 pm

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.
cause you're not Mexican???

I am rather swarthy though.

by **AKPirate** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:35 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.
cause you're not Mexican???
now of gaddy was your new partner...
hed drive me crazy blowing his calls all damn day in the car

He blew every call on everyone's lanyard twice at the WCH, and then apologized for the spit...then Momma Red said no more calling in the garage because she knew he was doing it wrong :lol:

by **Redbeard** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:51 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why didn't we choose that photo for our avatar?? Dammit.
cause you're not Mexican???
now of gaddy was your new partner...
hed drive me crazy blowing his calls all damn day in the car

He blew every call on everyone's lanyard twice at the WCH, and then apologized for the spit...then Momma Red said no more calling in the garage because she knew he was doing it wrong

she said it sounded like Mike was giving it to Juice Box real good

by **AKPirate** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:15 am

Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!

by **huntall6** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:14 am

AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!

What's Wrong with that?

by **AKPirate** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:18 pm

huntall6 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!

What's Wrong with that?

Nothing, but he tried it on the guys riding in his truck at the WCH.

by **rebelp74** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:24 pm

AKPirate wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!

What's Wrong with that?

Nothing, but he tried it on the guys riding in his truck at the WCH.

:lol::lol:

by **Redbeard** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:57 pm

AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!

is that what he did with JR??

by **Goldfish** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:16 pm

Why do you think red didn't want to come back when qhp said his was stuck

by **aunt betty** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:49 am

There is a motorcycle policeman working on Interstate 57 between Mattoon and Tuscola. Seen him taking radar every time I go south. THAT has to suck. I mean it's below freezing and he's riding a scooter. Damn .

by **3legged_lab** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:34 pm

Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!
is that what he did with JR??

I said "No juice! I'm from Oregon".

by **AKPirate** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:46 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!
is that what he did with JR??

I said "No juice! I'm from Oregon".

by **Bootlipkiller** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:10 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Juice's takes his girls to a 4WD spot and says his Grandma's truck isn't working and they need to strip to stay warm. After he is done he suddenly finds 4WD works, Miracle. Thanks GranMaMa!
is that what he did with JR??

I said " juice! Will you touch my organ".

by **3legged_lab** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:20 pm

Blow on this duck call boy!