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If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:33 am

Just buy some.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:41 am

only women drink fireball, seriously.
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Postby huntall6 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:55 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:only women drink fireball, seriously.


And hipsters.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:45 am

Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.
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If you like red hots candy

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:48 am

aunt betty wrote:Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.
I'm still shocked that he's even heard of it. Someone musta fixed the telegraph line after the last injun attack
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:02 am

Redbeard wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.
I'm still shocked that he's even heard of it. Someone musta fixed the telegraph line after the last injun attack

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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:22 am

If you EVER see this, just buy some. Its only 40 proof but the taste and aftertaste...berrylicious.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby Goldfish » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:28 am

aunt betty wrote:Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.

Not the young ones. Then they bitch about why they can never find a good man though.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:20 pm

Redbeard wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.
I'm still shocked that he's even heard of it. Someone musta fixed the telegraph line after the last injun attack


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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby assateague » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:22 pm

They should've named it "Firewater".
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby Olly » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:03 pm

aunt betty wrote:Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.


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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby one2many » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:13 pm

Olly wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Montana, someday you will grow up and find out that over testosteroned men kind of turn most ladies off.


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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:15 pm

The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby one2many » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:18 pm

aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.

yep. women are not into macho........ :roll:
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:26 pm

one2many wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.

yep. American women are not into macho........ :roll:

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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby one2many » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:33 pm

you are right Betty american women all like to have a gay male friend to talk with to shop with to bitch to about their macho old man. maybe thats what they see in you anf the other nancy boys :D
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:42 pm

one2many wrote:you are right Betty american women all like to have a gay male friend to talk with to shop with to bitch to about their macho old man. maybe thats what they see in you anf the other nancy boys :D

I surrender. You are right. You probably get more pussy and are probably getting fucked and sucked right now.
I think you are so good at getting pussy because you are one... :lol:
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby one2many » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:50 pm

i stated nowhere anything about myself..... but you are right i still pull mad ass. if you and olly like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, having to talk feelings or sleeping in the wet spot thats all on you :thumbsup:
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:19 pm

one2many wrote:i stated nowhere anything about myself..... but you are right i still pull mad ass. if you and olly like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, having to talk feelings or sleeping in the wet spot thats all on you :thumbsup:

HAHA.
Its been fun.

Is there such a thing as a fireball pina colada? ;)
Binnys sells the Fireball in 750 ml and 1.75 liter size. My wife is going to be HAPPY!
We thought you could not get it in Illinois. Looked at the Fireball site and it has a map...We bought some in Harrisburg, Arkansas. According to their map they can not distribute to Arkansas or Illinois, yet we can buy it.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby huntall6 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:36 pm

aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.


Or because you always got weed...
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Postby DC727 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:55 pm

aunt betty wrote:
one2many wrote:i stated nowhere anything about myself..... but you are right i still pull mad ass. if you and olly like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, having to talk feelings or sleeping in the wet spot thats all on you :thumbsup:

HAHA.
Its been fun.

Is there such a thing as a fireball pina colada? ;)
Binnys sells the Fireball in 750 ml and 1.75 liter size. My wife is going to be HAPPY!
We thought you could not get it in Illinois. Looked at the Fireball site and it has a map...We bought some in Harrisburg, Arkansas. According to their map they can not distribute to Arkansas or Illinois, yet we can buy it.
Internet lies.


We can get it at every bar around here, and at most stores

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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:37 pm

huntall6 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.


Or because you always got weed...
That ain't true. Just always when you are in the boat...
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:20 pm

aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.


not sure how you got here from "only women drink fireball."

women who aren't interested in "macho" are probably lesbians.

and we wonder why guys today wear skinny chick pants and look flamboyantly queer. There used to be a standard men held each other to, but since personal accountability went tits up, that notion is long dead. now we have bitchly little boys playing dolls and becoming hair dressers and shit.

men SHOULD be macho! not like cavemen but there should still be a standard that men hold each other to.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:28 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.


not sure how you got here from "only women drink fireball."

women who aren't interested in "macho" are probably lesbians.

and we wonder why guys today wear skinny chick pants and look flamboyantly queer. There used to be a standard men held each other to, but since personal accountability went tits up, that notion is long dead. now we have bitchly little boys playing dolls and becoming hair dressers and shit.

men SHOULD be macho! not like cavemen but there should still be a standard that men hold each other to.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby Tiler_J » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:46 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.


not sure how you got here from "only women drink fireball."

women who aren't interested in "macho" are probably lesbians.

and we wonder why guys today wear skinny chick pants and look flamboyantly queer. There used to be a standard men held each other to, but since personal accountability went tits up, that notion is long dead. now we have bitchly little boys playing dolls and becoming hair dressers and shit.

men SHOULD be macho! not like cavemen but there should still be a standard that men hold each other to.

That's the biggest load of crap I have ever seen! Wow!
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:08 am

Tiler_J wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The women I have been successful with confided that they were looking hard for a man who is sensitive, understanding, kind, and not always getting into pissing contests with other guys.
Really, most women are not interested in ¨macho" or machismo...look up what it means.


not sure how you got here from "only women drink fireball."

women who aren't interested in "macho" are probably lesbians.

and we wonder why guys today wear skinny chick pants and look flamboyantly queer. There used to be a standard men held each other to, but since personal accountability went tits up, that notion is long dead. now we have bitchly little boys playing dolls and becoming hair dressers and shit.

men SHOULD be macho! not like cavemen but there should still be a standard that men hold each other to.

That's the biggest load of crap I have ever seen! Wow!
When you get to be around 45 years old you will begin to see the value in what I said about women. Of course 20-year-old guys can't be convinced that I'm right.
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Because 20-year-olds, both women and men, have no fucking clue what they want in life other than a quick piece of ass.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:10 am

I KNOW because I was a 20-year-old guy once and all I wanted to do was fuck everything without thinking it through. I'm a dick.


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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:23 am

aunt betty wrote:When you get to be around 45 years old you will begin to see the value in what I said about women. Of course 20-year-old guys can't be convinced that I'm right.
Why?
Because 20-year-olds, both women and men, have no fucking clue what they want in life other than a quick piece of ass.
Hormones...


betty, i never said you were wrong. I'm sure that most women want those qualities in a man, but not to the point that they wear the pants and have to defend the guy.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:31 am

It a balancing act Montana. Give n take.
A man who is sensitive enough to pick up on what the female needs at any given time is gunna score big with the ladies. Trying to say that...poorly.
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Re: If you like red hots candy

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:01 am

aunt betty wrote:It a balancing act Montana. Give n take.
A man who is sensitive enough to pick up on what the female needs at any given time is gunna score big with the ladies. Trying to say that...poorly.


exactly.
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