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Hey Assa

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:25 pm

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Re: Hey Assa

Postby assateague » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:38 pm

That is the shit.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:01 pm

Nice avatar assa.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:24 pm

Ahahahh. Beautiful.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:34 pm

Fucking Brilliant!
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:00 pm

Think it will make my 1640 plane?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:03 pm

aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:10 pm

How many horsepower is the drill rated at? :)
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby jehler » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:22 pm

aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?
50/50
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:23 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.

Oh, I already know.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby assateague » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:28 pm

No you don't.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:30 pm

jehler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?
50/50

Heh heh heh.
8-)
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:11 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.

Oh, I already know.

Let's see the pics!!
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby Woody » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:19 pm

I might have to make one of those and put it on Pink Meat just to get the rich kids at the harbor to stare ate me.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:03 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.

Oh, I already know.

Let's see the pics!!

No need. That thing wouldn't plane out assa's boat.
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Hey Assa

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:09 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.

Oh, I already know.

Let's see the pics!!

No need. That thing wouldn't plane out assa's boat.

I'd be surprised if it moved anything, but you still don't know till you try.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:23 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:[quote="aunt betty"]Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.

Oh, I already know.

Let's see the pics!!

No need. That thing wouldn't plane out assa's boat.

I'd be surprised if it moved anything, but you still don't know till you try.[/quote]
I don't need to stick my dick in a meat grinder to know that it would hurt.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="NuffDaddy"][quote="aunt betty"]Think it will make my 1640 plane?

Won't know till you try.

Oh, I already know.

Let's see the pics!!

No need. That thing wouldn't plane out assa's boat.

I'd be surprised if it moved anything, but you still don't know till you try.[/quote]
I don't need to stick my dick in a meat grinder to know that it would hurt.[/quote]
You sure as hell do. You never know anything for sure until you try it. Sometimes common sense trumps curiosity though.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:22 am

I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby huntall6 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:10 am

But he would be more worn out. Guaranteed.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:01 am

He has just a bitty bit more weight to push around. I lost 15 pounds hunting this season. (As usual) Down to 150#
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:26 am

aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:45 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.

Itś about half as powerful as yours.
When my buddy Mike Jones saw it he called it a 4-horse. It´s only 40# of thrust. Meant for a bass boat. I bet it IS 4-horse with two batteries (24 volts).
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:50 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.

You should be going faster than that. My dad has a 45thrust on his. 1440 Jon boat and it will do 5mph.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:00 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.

You should be going faster than that. My dad has a 45thrust on his. 1440 Jon boat and it will do 5mph.

A kara is not built for speed at all. Its built for stabilty which makes it slow as hell.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:04 pm

My Carsten Pintail layout boat scoots pretty good with the trolling motor on but...the damned state wants me to title and register basically a canoe for it to be legal.
After it taking six months and I still don´t have a title on a simple title transfer...I just don´t want to spend any time fucking with them anymore. I will paddle to spite them bastards.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:08 pm

So if you put that drill-motor on your boat it better have lights and everyfuckingthing.
It puts you into the expensive zone of boating once you got a motor.

It is $6 to register my pintail per year.

I don´t even want to think about registering it and getting sticker, a number, and a title,

RETARDED.
LAWS SUCK WHEN THE STATE CAN´T OR WON´T FOLLOW THEM THEMSELVES.


Illinois made a ¨balance the budget by a certain day law¨.
Of course when it came due they simply changed the law and kept spending JUST LIKE UNCLE SAM.

AT, get this, in the Socialist Republic of Illinois you have to buy a sticker for canoes, INNERTUBES, and even them blow up mattresses you float on. They call it a ¨water usage stamp
People are bitching about how do you put a sticker on a rubber innertube and have it stay. Same with the mattress/pool toys.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:26 pm

aunt betty wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.

Itś about half as powerful as yours.
When my buddy Mike Jones saw it he called it a 4-horse. It´s only 40# of thrust. Meant for a bass boat. I bet it IS 4-horse with two batteries (24 volts).

Who? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones............
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:34 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.

Itś about half as powerful as yours.
When my buddy Mike Jones saw it he called it a 4-horse. It´s only 40# of thrust. Meant for a bass boat. I bet it IS 4-horse with two batteries (24 volts).

Who? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones............

Jonesy. I ain´t giving any other details. I know a man named Jonesy,
Drop it plz.
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Re: Hey Assa

Postby capt1972 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:10 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I put a 4-horse trolling motor on my carsten pintail. You'd think it would fly...not so much.
If I put the drill motor on and raced FF in his...I bet he could win with a paddle. Probably go five times faster if not more.

With a 90lb thrust trolling motor on my 150lb Kara, itwouldd push it 6mph. I've never seen a 4hp trolling motor.

Itś about half as powerful as yours.
When my buddy Mike Jones saw it he called it a 4-horse. It´s only 40# of thrust. Meant for a bass boat. I bet it IS 4-horse with two batteries (24 volts).

Who? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones............

you know....Mike Muther Fuckin Jones! geesh
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