This us pretty neat idea actually
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Last ride
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Last ride
by Goldfish » Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:22 pm
My absolute favorite time of the day is from just before dawn, until just after. Most folks will spend their entire lives in bed sleeping through that magical hour - Mean Gene
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Re: Last ride
by Olly » Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:15 pm
That's fucking awesome. I don't want a funeral or even a grave for that matter but if I did it would be like this.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: Last ride
by Olly » Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:18 pm
Never mind, for what I paid for my boat I've decided I want to be buried in it. 
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Re: Last ride
by 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:21 pm
Viking funeral
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Re: Last ride
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:49 pm
Olly wrote:Never mind, for what I paid for my boat I've decided I want to be buried in it.
Hey that wasn't the deal.
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Re: Last ride
by assateague » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:22 pm
Flint's gonna be in an uproar when we set 5 gallons of diesel on fire and throw it in the boat.
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Re: Last ride
by aunt betty » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:32 pm
I want that! 21 shotgun salute and as many people as possible blowing duck and goose calls.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Last ride
by jehler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:51 pm
This begs the question, when one of us kicks the bucket, do we have an online funeral or do we show up in person and creep out the family?
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Re: Last ride
by DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:12 pm
I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
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Re: Last ride
by 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:26 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
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Re: Last ride
by DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:37 pm
It comes from the heart
Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: Last ride
by Redbeard » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:39 pm
are we gonna have to explain to MT what this is?3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Last ride
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:39 pm
assateague wrote:Flint's gonna be in an uproar when we set 5 gallons of diesel on fire and throw it in the boat.
Yeah well last weekend he told me if he died I could take over payments on it. So y'all ain't burning my gator trax up if Olly kicks the bucket.
The only reason the convo came up is bc we were hunting gator and stump infested water in a thick fog. So talk of death was a big topic of conversation.
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Re: Last ride
by Redbeard » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:40 pm
I say creep out the family. Stand up and tell funny forum storiesjehler wrote:This begs the question, when one of us kicks the bucket, do we have an online funeral or do we show up in person and creep out the family?
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Last ride
by capt1972 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:42 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:assateague wrote:Flint's gonna be in an uproar when we set 5 gallons of diesel on fire and throw it in the boat.
Yeah well last weekend he told me if he died I could take over payments on it. So y'all ain't burning my gator trax up if Olly kicks the bucket.
The only reason the convo came up is bc we were hunting gator and stump infested water in a thick fog. So talk of death was a big topic of conversation.
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Re: Last ride
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:44 pm
capt1972 wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:assateague wrote:Flint's gonna be in an uproar when we set 5 gallons of diesel on fire and throw it in the boat.
Yeah well last weekend he told me if he died I could take over payments on it. So y'all ain't burning my gator trax up if Olly kicks the bucket.
The only reason the convo came up is bc we were hunting gator and stump infested water in a thick fog. So talk of death was a big topic of conversation.
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Re: Last ride
by jehler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:45 pm
holy hell, do you have any idea how expensive those custom glass ones cost!?!3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
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Re: Last ride
by AKPirate » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:48 pm
jehler wrote:holy hell, do you have any idea how expensive those custom glass ones cost!?!3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
No, do tell
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Re: Last ride
by Flightstopper » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:51 pm
3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
My wife wouldn't miss a beat after I keeled over. Good thinking, gotta keep the widow positive.
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Re: Last ride
by jehler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:56 pm
the good ones rival TDH's duck callsAKPirate wrote:jehler wrote:holy hell, do you have any idea how expensive those custom glass ones cost!?!3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
No, do tell
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Re: Last ride
by 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:57 pm
jehler wrote:holy hell, do you have any idea how expensive those custom glass ones cost!?!3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
Haha! Custom blown!
Google images had surprisingly few results for those 2 words.
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Re: Last ride
by (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:57 pm
jehler wrote:This begs the question, when one of us kicks the bucket, do we have an online funeral or do we show up in person and creep out the family?
you brought it up, so you're first. is your family gonna be creeped out when everyone starts referencing midgets and gagballs?
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totally sig worthy!
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Re: Last ride
by jehler » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:00 pm
my mother had tattooed nipples, so... No, it won't(MT)Montanafowler wrote:jehler wrote:This begs the question, when one of us kicks the bucket, do we have an online funeral or do we show up in person and creep out the family?
you brought it up, so you're first. is your family gonna be creeped out when everyone starts referencing midgets and gagballs?
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Re: Last ride
by DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:06 pm
Flightstopper wrote:3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
My wife wouldn't miss a beat after I keeled over. Good thinking, gotta keep the widow positive.
That's the idea - nothing like knowing all your buddies are making sure your wife is taken care of, should the worst happen.
Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: Last ride
by Olly » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:14 pm
WFF memorial forum for fallen members.
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Re: Last ride
by DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:19 pm
We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.
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Re: Last ride
by capt1972 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:21 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.
does it count if ATF takes you out?
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Re: Last ride
by 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:23 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.
I vote RonE.
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Re: Last ride
by Flightstopper » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:25 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Flightstopper wrote:3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I think the proper protocol is to send a dildo bouquet to the funeral home.
Pretty sure it's in the bylaws.
This is the one we decided on, I believe.
Its classy.
My wife wouldn't miss a beat after I keeled over. Good thinking, gotta keep the widow positive.
That's the idea - nothing like knowing all your buddies are making sure your wife is taken care of, should the worst happen.
Amen brother, amen. Can't believe I have such good friends here.
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Re: Last ride
by assateague » Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:54 pm
capt1972 wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:We could start a pool and bet on who's going to be the first one to cash out.
does it count if ATF takes you out?
That would be quite the conundrum. I'd be inclined to bet on myself, just to win the pool. But the what?
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