For Betty!

by **aunt betty** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:35 pm

Am kinda nervous. Might have just found a buyer for that 932 acres.
Pray that the guy buys it, then hires me as the caretaker. PRAY!

by **aunt betty** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:36 pm

Ditch #1...omg omg omg

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:38 pm

Ear wax candles....

Nose hair toupees......

Eyebrow pens....

Galvanized toe nails...

Donkey dingle berries in you coco pebbles on Friday mornings...

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:08 pm

aunt betty wrote:Am kinda nervous. Might have just found a buyer for that 932 acres.
Pray that the guy buys it, then hires me as the caretaker. PRAY!

Good luck!

by **aunt betty** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:15 pm

Lets play a game.

Will quote a line from a song from the 1970's and see if anyone can NAME THAT TUNE.

"The whole world's a Circus and don't you be the Clown".

Prize is I will refrain from busting the winners balls for 24 hours.

Hint: Disco

by **huntall6** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:28 pm

The university on green. Hot bitches are there all the time. My wife gets pissed when I look. Stupid Asians. Taking over champaign Il. I wish I had a scooter.

Bonjour!

by **huntall6** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:30 pm

My dad had a scooter once. Got it from a guy at the corner. Don't know where that guy got it though........I have an enjineering degree but didn't finish school because of calculators. Stupid cheaters.

by **huntall6** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:30 pm

And stupid Asians. They can't drive you know.

Ima dick!

by **huntall6** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:32 pm

I hope county market ducks schnucks while IGA watches. I can never find their cottage cheese. I ask and they say its near the rocatta. I ask where the rocatta is, they say next to the cottage cheese. Stupid cows. Can't they just make one kind of cheese?

by **(MT)Montanafowler** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:33 pm

huntall6 wrote:The university on green. Hot bitches are there all the time. My wife gets pissed when I look. Stupid Asians. Taking over champaign Il. I wish I had a scooter.

Bonjour!

go wash your hands.

by **huntall6** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:34 pm

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There all better now!

by **(MT)Montanafowler** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:34 pm

Einstein had a dog. I bet Einstein's dog could do physics. Milo doesn't do physics, he lays around, because Milo is a lab.

by **(MT)Montanafowler** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:35 pm

huntall6 wrote:
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There all better now!

you're lathering all wrong!

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:49 pm

I'm a dork fish, he caught me in a corn dog. I was like, what's a corn dog doing down here then Nemo touched the butt. Caaaaaan yooooouuuuuuuu heeeelllllppppp meeeeeeeeee fiiiiindddd neeeeeemmmmmooooooo!!!!!
P. Sherman 42 wallaby way. Shark bait who haha, shark bait who haha

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:38 pm

Redbeard wrote:Red likes the apple and cherry, but I've never tried blackberry

Watermelon is good too

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:39 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Red likes the apple and cherry, but I've never tried blackberry

Watermelon is good too

I prefer 12ga. Tho

by **AKPirate** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:48 pm

Uh Oh, Is this thread beginning to make sense...

by **Juice Box** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:58 pm

So Rae me FA so law I love to sing when making peanut butter and jelly samiches because my dog is black and his name is Hoss

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:02 pm

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I'm wearing socks, I still prefer the wool ones.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:14 pm

by **AKPirate** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:16 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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I'm wearing socks, I still prefer the wool ones.

Who doesn't center the mat around the toilet? C'mon Man!

by **Bootlipkiller** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:21 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
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I'm wearing socks, I still prefer the wool ones.

Who doesn't center the mat around the toilet? C'mon Man!

It's a life and death struggle in there, things will get displaced.

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:11 pm

Boot has a belly button

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:41 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Boot has a belly button

So he says, there is no actual proof. I knew a guy once who didn't have a belly button. Strange guy, wonder what happened to him. I like the color green. Actually I hate the color, just like sayin the word. Greeeeen, Greeeeen, just rolls off the tongue. Rolls sound good, I think I'll make some for dinner. I once had dinner with a guy who didn't have a belly button. Boot says he has a belly button. I just don't know.

by **rebelp74** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:42 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Boot has a belly button

So he says, there is no actual proof. I knew a guy once who didn't have a belly button. Strange guy, wonder what happened to him. I like the color green. Actually I hate the color, just like sayin the word. Greeeeen, Greeeeen, just rolls off the tongue. Rolls sound good, I think I'll make some for dinner. I once had dinner with a guy who didn't have a belly button. Boot says he has a belly button. I just don't know.

Did Betty hack your account

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:40 pm

Grackle is a funny word

by **Redbeard** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:54 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Boot has a belly button

So he says, there is no actual proof. I knew a guy once who didn't have a belly button. Strange guy, wonder what happened to him. I like the color green. Actually I hate the color, just like sayin the word. Greeeeen, Greeeeen, just rolls off the tongue. Rolls sound good, I think I'll make some for dinner. I once had dinner with a guy who didn't have a belly button. Boot says he has a belly button. I just don't know.

test tube baby huh

by **Tiler_J** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Boot has a belly button

So he says, there is no actual proof. I knew a guy once who didn't have a belly button. Strange guy, wonder what happened to him. I like the color green. Actually I hate the color, just like sayin the word. Greeeeen, Greeeeen, just rolls off the tongue. Rolls sound good, I think I'll make some for dinner. I once had dinner with a guy who didn't have a belly button. Boot says he has a belly button. I just don't know.
test tube baby huh

Womb with a view.

by **3legged_lab** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:22 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
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I'm wearing socks, I still prefer the wool ones.

Who doesn't center the mat around the toilet? C'mon Man!

He sits sideways

by **gock5** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:40 pm

aunt betty wrote:Lets play a game.

Will quote a line from a song from the 1970's and see if anyone can NAME THAT TUNE.

"The whole world's a Circus and don't you be the Clown".

Prize is I will refrain from busting the winners balls for 24 hours.

Hint: Disco

Funny Bone by Chic

Winner winner chicken dinner!

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