Guys I need one more prayer...

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:09 pm

...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.

by **AKPirate** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:11 pm

Redbeard wrote:...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.

by **bill herian** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:14 pm

Dan quit his job when he got the green tag, Olly must be holding out on you.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:15 pm

That would be really rough. I don't want to go back after a few days off...

by **T Man** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:18 pm

Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.

by **AKPirate** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:20 pm

T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.

Don't forget the coffee and donut run

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:24 pm

AKPirate wrote:
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.

Don't forget the coffee and donut run

^^^this I got down pat

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:25 pm

T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.

I'm still working on the looking cool part

by **assateague** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:26 pm

I love donuts. Absolutely love them.

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:26 pm

Stay frosty

by **one2many** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:27 pm

Redbeard wrote:...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.

are you sure you still have a job?

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:29 pm

one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:...I go back to work tomorrow. I haven't worked in 6 weeks. Not even sure if I can remember the job.

are you sure you still have a job?

we'll find out at 0600

Not if they were smart

by **RonE** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:40 pm

Tonight you ought to make sure your shoes or boots have a great shine, your creases are sharp and tomorrow make sure your gig line is straight. Please don't represent the state of California with footwear that looks like it was shined with a brick and a Hershey bar. Shave well and trim the stash. It pays well to look well.

by **one2many** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:41 pm

u best put the boots to someone tonight. dont want to pull a hammie on the first asshole you have to deal with tomorrow

by **3legged_lab** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:47 pm

assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:49 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.

Ha!

by **GadwallGetter530** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:50 pm

T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look like penis with mustache......repeat.

FIFY

by **QH's Paw** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:51 pm

Just remember this bit of advice from former LEOs.
STOP RESISTING!!!!!!!

by **bill herian** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:03 pm

assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.

They are my weakness as well. They worse they are for you, the better. Custard filled, iced, bring it on.

When actors have to put on weight for a role, they eat donuts.

by **jehler** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:06 pm

bill herian wrote:
assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.

They are my weakness as well. They worse they are for you, the better. Custard filled, iced, bring it on.

When actors have to put on weight for a role, they eat donuts.

love me a fresh cruller

by **3legged_lab** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:29 pm

jehler wrote:
bill herian wrote:
assateague wrote:I love donuts. Absolutely love them.

They are my weakness as well. They worse they are for you, the better. Custard filled, iced, bring it on.

When actors have to put on weight for a role, they eat donuts.
love me a fresh cruller

Goofy ass yoopers have to give everything a silly name.

by **vincentpa** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:43 pm

I'm not in good standing with The Lord. You don't want me petitioning him on your behalf. He'd probably send you to Hades for an eternity with a fresh donut two inches in front of your nose unable to bite it with a river of coffee flowing just under your chin never able to drink it. The smells driving you mad.

by **Laguna Madre** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:07 pm

When my first son was born I took off 11 weeks FMLA. When I returned to work I felt really rusty and was planning on taking it easy and going home early. The next thing I know I'm in pursuit and driving around 110 mph chasing a guy who was on the phone with 911 saying he was going to kill the Troop or anybody else that gets in his way. I was thinking I can't believe this is happening and why couldn't this shit happen next week after I knocked the rust off. Welcome back and be safe brother.

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:03 pm

vincentpa wrote:I'm not in good standing with The Lord. You don't want me petitioning him on your behalf. He'd probably send you to Hades for an eternity with a fresh donut two inches in front of your nose unable to bite it with a river of coffee flowing just under your chin never able to drink it. The smells driving you mad.

that sounds down right horrible

by **Redbeard** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:04 pm

Laguna Madre wrote:When my first son was born I took off 11 weeks FMLA. When I returned to work I felt really rusty and was planning on taking it easy and going home early. The next thing I know I'm in pursuit and driving around 110 mph chasing a guy who was on the phone with 911 saying he was going to kill the Troop or anybody else that gets in his way. I was thinking I can't believe this is happening and why couldn't this shit happen next week after I knocked the rust off. Welcome back and be safe brother.

yea that I don't want to happen

by **T Man** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:04 am

Redbeard wrote:
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part

Watch CHiPs. Take notes.

by **AKPirate** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:06 am

T Man wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part

Watch CHiPs. Take notes.

Which one Ponch or the white guy? :lol:

by **T Man** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:15 am

AKPirate wrote:
T Man wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part

Watch CHiPs. Take notes.

Which one Ponch or the white guy?

Well, Ponch was definitely more awesome, but Red is definitely not Mexican.

by **AKPirate** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:24 am

T Man wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
T Man wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
T Man wrote:Wait...Drive fast...write ticket...look cool....repeat.
I'm still working on the looking cool part

Watch CHiPs. Take notes.

Which one Ponch or the white guy?

Well, Ponch was definitely more awesome, but Red is definitely not Mexican.

Maybe he should watch One Adam Twelve and go for the veteran look?

by **aunt betty** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:28 am

Arresting me is such a PITA...them poor gw's ended up getting their lunch for supper. That is why they had such Shitty looks on their faces whenvthe one pulled out them breasted ducks. They KNEW they weren't getting barbeque for lunch that day. Two fat men had to miss their lunch. It was awful.