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Dammit, red.

Postby DC727 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:24 am

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Postby jarbo03 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:30 am

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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby Woody » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:33 am

WOW....


There has to be more to the story.
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby DC727 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:40 am

I hope he at least said stop resisting

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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby Redbeard » Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:39 am

Oh here we go
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Postby capt1972 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:47 am

fucking cops
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby DC727 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:53 am

Redbeard wrote:Oh here we go

Fucking power hungry cops.

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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby Olly » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:05 am

Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby Rick » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:15 am

Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.


Firefighters claim it happens all the time.
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:21 am

Rick wrote:
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.


Firefighters claim it happens all the time.
that they fuck cops wives?
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Postby Rick » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:27 am

Absolutely. Number two cause of intra-force friction, behind butt fucking each other, of course.

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Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:37 am

I heard a girl say that you let guys with small penises fuck you in the butt because it doesn't hurt then. Think that causes more friction between them?
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Postby Rick » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:07 am

I've already said too much and fear retaliation. Just hope I'm locked up when my house burns.
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Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:12 am

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Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:23 am

Cops vs firemen...hmm
You mean the assholes are fighting with the pussies cuz they both got fucked? No way@.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Postby Redbeard » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:14 pm

Rick wrote:
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.


Firefighters claim it happens all the time.
braggarts
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Dammit, red.

Postby Redbeard » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:15 pm

Goldfish wrote:I heard a girl say that you let guys with small penises fuck you in the butt because it doesn't hurt then. Think that causes more friction between them?
I've heard skinny jeans can cause friction on your junk
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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:20 pm

I always figured it took a special kind of man to want to play with hoses all day.
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:22 pm

What about a guy who likes to nail things?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Dammit, red.

Postby Redbeard » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:27 pm

gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:32 pm

In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details. :roll:
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Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:00 pm

Redbeard wrote:


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Postby RonE » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:18 pm

Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.


and his sister.
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:18 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:


Love that movie.


x2. One of my favorites
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Postby Olly » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:35 pm

RonE wrote:
Olly wrote:Firefighter must have been fucking the cops wife.


and his sister.


Lovers quarrel?
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:04 pm

QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details. :roll:

Nothing against cops here BUT
Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby Redbeard » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:15 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details. :roll:

Nothing against cops here BUT
Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
the CHP at a crash is the incident commander...always. Don't know the details here, but firemen are notorious for parking their rigs in the middle of the traffic lanes when it's not needed
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:17 pm

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details. :roll:

Nothing against cops here BUT
Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
the CHP at a crash is the incident commander...always. Don't know the details here, but firemen are notorious for parking their rigs in the middle of the traffic lanes when it's not needed

Maybe it's a case of civil disobedience.
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Re: Dammit, red.

Postby assateague » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:55 pm

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:In defense of the cop, the hoser refused to move the truck........during an emergency. GeezusHciehrist you guys always overlook the finer details. :roll:

Nothing against cops here BUT
Fireman is the one who has to put out fires and cut people out of cars. The cops just write the tickets and direct traffic right? Maybe the fire truck was strategically placed for working the wreck. Maybe the fireman was too busy saving lives to move the truck?
the CHP at a crash is the incident commander...always. Don't know the details here, but firemen are notorious for parking their rigs in the middle of the traffic lanes when it's not needed



You got that shit right. Pisses me off. And the tow trucks will be gone with the wrecks for a half hour, and the fire guys will still be strolling around in their baggy pants, helmets, and a blue t-shirt shooting the shit with each other. All while clogging two lanes of a three lane road. Pisses me off.
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