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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:00 pm

Outlook good as in him being fucked?
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I Need a Ruling

Postby jehler » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:02 pm

I don't decifer the 8 ball, I just convey its wisdom
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:03 pm

Can't fault the prophet.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby aunt betty » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:18 pm

Here...you're released from liability once you called the locator service. Its free. Called JULIE.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby aunt betty » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:19 pm

Once they mark the property you got two weeks of no liability.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby assateague » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:29 pm

Fuck you all.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:33 pm

assateague wrote:Fuck you all.

What did you expect when you asked here?
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby assateague » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:34 pm

I didn't expect the 8 Ball, that's for sure.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:45 pm

assateague wrote:I didn't expect the 8 Ball, that's for sure.

You brought it out if hiding. Haven't seen it since it lied to me the last day of duck season.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:15 pm

Are you going through with it?

Is calling dibs on the hybrid out of line here?
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:21 pm

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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby jehler » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:22 pm

assateague wrote:I didn't expect the 8 Ball, that's for sure.
don't sweat it brotha, you'll be alright tomorrow, nothing To worry about ;)
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:24 pm

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I didn't expect the 8 Ball, that's for sure.
don't sweat it brotha, you'll be alright tomorrow, nothing To worry about ;)
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:42 pm

Seen it in action, you're fucked.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby bill herian » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:45 pm

Even 50/50 doesn't stand a chance against mama 'teague.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby T Man » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:46 pm

Youre boned like a drunk chick at a frat party
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:04 pm

Just dig slow, you'll be fine.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby assateague » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:09 pm

I fully expect this job to expand to fill the whole weekend. Not because of any of this, but because that's just how this sort of thing goes.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby Olly » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:14 pm

Not to mention your wife will find something that is so important you need to focus on that instead of the first thing then ask why you aren't done with the first project.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby RonE » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:46 pm

Olly wrote:Not to mention your wife will find something that is so important you need to focus on that instead of the first thing then ask why you aren't done with the first project.


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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby cw1074 » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:46 pm

capt1972 wrote:this guy?

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I don't know what that guy is holding, but I've seen my dad use 2 metal coat hangers that have been unwound to find water lines and his natural gas pipelines in the middle of the woods. I'm talking pipelines that were laid nearly 30 years ago that have grown over in the middle of the woods. I thought he was nuts at first, but we found the damn line right below where they crossed at.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:57 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby Goldfish » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:38 am

My grandpa could find water that way.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby AKPirate » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:42 am

I can put on a blindfold and let out little yells and find anything by echolocation. I can vary the yells and fine-tune what I am looking for. Works on gold, water, oil, etc.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:47 am

AKPirate wrote:I can put on a blindfold and let out little yells and find anything by echolocation. I can vary the yells and fine-tune what I am looking for. Works on gold, water, oil, etc.


So you have a yacht too then.
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby AKPirate » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:48 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I can put on a blindfold and let out little yells and find anything by echolocation. I can vary the yells and fine-tune what I am looking for. Works on gold, water, oil, etc.


So you have a yacht too then.


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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby cw1074 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:14 am

3legged_lab wrote:


You can call bull shit all you want! I don't recall asking you what you thought, but I'm telling you I've seen it done (more than once).
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby AKPirate » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:18 am

cw1074 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:


You can call bull shit all you want! I don't recall asking you what you thought, but I'm telling you I've seen it done (more than once).


Don't listen to Tripod, he still thinks a tree that fell on his truck was a natural accident, he doesn't believe in the "Force"
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Re: I Need a Ruling

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:26 am

Are all coat hangers 'dousing quality' or do they have to be special coat hangers?
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I Need a Ruling

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:28 am

cw1074 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:


You can call bull shit all you want! I don't recall asking you what you thought, but I'm telling you I've seen it done (more than once).

Seen it work also. That's how the father in law found the water line to my house when we built my fence. It was dead on. We even learned how to do it in AG class in high school.
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