You married guys

[jehler]

Just poured my wife her 4th margarita, walked into the master bath to take a piss and noticed that there are no less than 8 candles burning in my bedroom...

High five guys!

[one2many]

[3legged_lab]

High five!

Play hard to get buddy, act like you've been to the end zone before.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Just poured my wife her 4th margarita, walked into the master bath to take a piss and noticed that there are no less than 8 candles burning in my bedroom...

High five guys!

Nice! Have fun!

[Willie]

Better have the local FD on standby

[Tiler_J]

If its anything like my house- blow out the candles, don't touch the bed (she has the spins and it will piss her off), tuck her in, and find something good to watch on TV. Enjoy sleeping on the couch. Hope it's not like my house! Good luck!

[DeadEye_Dan]

http://youtu.be/BKPoHgKcqag

[Olly]

I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.

[jarbo03]

Getcha some!

[AKPirate]

[jarbo03]

[jehler]

I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.

just dosed the kids with benedryl

[Olly]

I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.

just dosed the kids with benedryl

I'll have to remember that for if I ever get married.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Going to a lot of effort for a five minute romp

[DeadEye_Dan]

I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.

just dosed the kids with benedryl

I'll have to remember that for if I ever get married.

This is straight truth.

[Willie]

Call the taxidermist, something's gonna get stuffed.

[Rick]

Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...

[assateague]

Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.

[3legged_lab]

Towling off the champ?

[jehler]

Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...

dammit the kids are still awake!

[jehler]

Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.

bullsit, we're professionals here in da nort country

[DeadEye_Dan]

Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...

dammit the kids are still awake!

Started too early...she'll be sawing logs by 9

[waterfowlman]

Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.

bullsit, we're professionals here in da nort country

Five margaritas......you're gonna have to tell her how good she was in the morning.

[Redbeard]

Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...

dammit the kids are still awake!

just tell em mommy and daddy need to talk and turn the tv up

[Redbeard]

Sounds like the kid's benadryl tolerance is getting up there

[FlintRiverFowler]

Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.

Mine can down two bottles of red wine and still be standing.

[JGUN]

Call the taxidermist, something's gonna get stuffed.

I'm on standby 24/7

[RonE]

Even a blind sow finds an acorn once in a while.

[sws002]

Five margaritas is too much. John's not getting any- tiller was right.

Yup, wife threw down about 7 Strawberitas with the friends before I got home from work last night, she's still hungover...

[Flightstopper]

Call the taxidermist, something's gonna get stuffed.

I'm on standby 24/7

Haha!