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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:50 pm

sws002 wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:
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3geese4me wrote:I also know a guy in ND. He's a real dick though.


Hey asshole, whaddya trying to say?

Oh nothin.....


If your looking for Jarbo and I to meet you in ND, just say it



Yep, don't pussy foot about it. :thumbsup:


I'll be up there first week in November, it should be a slaughter!


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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:50 pm

3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.

What she lacks in ability, she makes up for in effort.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:51 pm

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3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.

What she lacks in ability, she makes up for in effort.


I applaud effort. This gal I have got to see.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:52 pm

3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:52 pm

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3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.

What she lacks in ability, she makes up for in effort.

Like one leg only from the hip? Or one leg and a partial?
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:53 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:54 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.

Or Peg.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:56 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.

Or Peg.


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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:57 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.

Or Peg.


One-uppers


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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:58 pm

jarbo03 wrote:This gal I have got to see.

Me too. I bet she'd like my dog.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:59 pm

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jarbo03 wrote:This gal I have got to see.

Me too. I bet she'd like my dog.


Without a doubt. Tug could prob get you hooked up with a handy.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:01 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:This gal I have got to see.

Me too. I bet she'd like my dog.


Without a doubt. Tug could prob get you hooked up with a Tug.


Good idea :o
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:01 pm

Wait, isn't the one legged stripper thing a Larry the cable guy bit? Something about doing a 'table hop'?
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:56 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.

Or Peg.


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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby aunt betty » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:35 am

Waterfowl safari???
You going to dress like this?
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:20 am

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.

Or Peg.


That's just her stage name.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Goldfish » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:01 pm

If you for some reason want to go to MN, last year (and probably this year) we had an early early goose season in August if you like to pick off the babies as they walk into your spread (half were just learning to fly due to the late spring), an early September goose season, they are talking about a teal season in sept, and the regular season usually starts around the first of October or last week or two of September
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Redbeard » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:16 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:you're welcome to hunt with me, if you're interested. season starts the first week of October usually.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby RonE » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:42 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Hope I can do this kinda shit when I'm an old geriatric fuck with liver spotted hands.


Fuck you! I'll bet that when and if you ever get to 70 you will be on one or more medications and have to use Viagra to get a hard on. I have none of those problems and don't take a single medication except what I can pour out of a bottle from the liquor store.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:44 pm

RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Hope I can do this kinda shit when I'm an old geriatric fuck with liver spotted hands.


Fuck you! I'll bet that when and if you ever get to 70 you will be on one or more medications and have to use Viagra to get a hard on. I have none of those problems and don't take a single medication except what I can pour out of a bottle from the liquor store.

I guess Ron didnt get the movie quote
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby RonE » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:44 pm

3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Sounds like my kind of place.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby RonE » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:47 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:There is also a one legged stripper at the gentleman's club here. She is a really nice person.


Personality is important. Is her name "Hoppy in a Highheel"?


Obviously not. Her name is Eileen.

Or Peg.


She is Japanese and her name is Irene.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby RonE » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:48 pm

aunt betty wrote:Waterfowl safari???
You going to dress like this?
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Different color hat band but otherwise................
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby RonE » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:55 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Hope I can do this kinda shit when I'm an old geriatric fuck with liver spotted hands.


Fuck you! I'll bet that when and if you ever get to 70 you will be on one or more medications and have to use Viagra to get a hard on. I have none of those problems and don't take a single medication except what I can pour out of a bottle from the liquor store.

I guess Ron didnt get the movie quote


Apparently not.........If I offended you, I humbly apologize.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:05 pm

RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Hope I can do this kinda shit when I'm an old geriatric fuck with liver spotted hands.


Fuck you! I'll bet that when and if you ever get to 70 you will be on one or more medications and have to use Viagra to get a hard on. I have none of those problems and don't take a single medication except what I can pour out of a bottle from the liquor store.

I guess Ron didnt get the movie quote


Apparently not.........If I offended you, I humbly apologize.

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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Bufflehead » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:23 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Hope I can do this kinda shit when I'm an old geriatric fuck with liver spotted hands.


Fuck you! I'll bet that when and if you ever get to 70 you will be on one or more medications and have to use Viagra to get a hard on. I have none of those problems and don't take a single medication except what I can pour out of a bottle from the liquor store.

I guess Ron didnt get the movie quote


Apparently not.........If I offended you, I humbly apologize.

It's from stepbrothers

They probably don't have that movie at the old folks home.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:15 pm

Oregon season for ducks is middle of October through end of January. If you pass through, let me know ahead of time. If I have time I'll get you out on the Columbia river or SI WMA, if possible.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:15 pm

Redbeard wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:you're welcome to hunt with me, if you're interested. season starts the first week of October usually.
Dammit how'd I miss this gold nugget

Because you're slackin!
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Redbeard » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:06 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
RonE wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Hope I can do this kinda shit when I'm an old geriatric fuck with liver spotted hands.


Fuck you! I'll bet that when and if you ever get to 70 you will be on one or more medications and have to use Viagra to get a hard on. I have none of those problems and don't take a single medication except what I can pour out of a bottle from the liquor store.

I guess Ron didnt get the movie quote


Apparently not.........If I offended you, I humbly apologize.

It's from stepbrothers

They probably don't have that movie at the old folks home.
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Re: Waterfowl Safari and road trip

Postby Redbeard » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:11 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
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(MT)Montanafowler wrote:you're welcome to hunt with me, if you're interested. season starts the first week of October usually.
Dammit how'd I miss this gold nugget

Because you're slackin!
i really have been. Got called out by Olly to do a better job of keeping you punks in line
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