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Re: You married guys

Postby 3geese4me » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:06 pm

jehler wrote:
Rick wrote:Gotta four Margarita, eight candle fire going in the bedroom and still posting on a damn message board. That's either really old and married or slipping into second childhood. Smell my finger...
dammit the kids are still awake!

Send em out for groceries?
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Re: You married guys

Postby gila-river » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:33 pm

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Olly wrote:I'm not married and I know you're gonna have a good night. Better send JR out on the trap line for a bit.
just dosed the kids with benedryl



I'll have to remember that for if I ever get married.


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Re: You married guys

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:36 pm

So did John have to go out and get extra batteries?
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Re: You married guys

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:27 pm

AKPirate wrote:So did John have to go out and get extra batteries?

Last I saw he was 7 liquor drinks deep arguing about who made dinosaurs.
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Re: You married guys

Postby don novicki » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:11 am

Just hoping it's not a power outage................ :lol:
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You married guys

Postby jehler » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:12 am

Holy fuck, I didn't even remember this thread till just now
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
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Re: You married guys

Postby BrewGUN » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:13 am

jehler wrote:Holy fuck, I didn't even remember this thread till just now

So neither of you remember how good/bad it was, if it even was.
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Re: You married guys

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:38 am

jehler wrote:Holy fuck, I didn't even remember this thread till just now

The "I'm getting laid" thread will go down in history. :)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: You married guys

Postby vincentpa » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:10 pm

Probably 75% of the time, one of my kids starts crying in the middle of it. We try to ignore it but they don't fuggin stop crying. It's like they can sense it. Then my wife has to get up and calm them down. They're three fuggin years old already! Give me a fuggin break for chrissake!
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Re: You married guys

Postby Redbeard » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:25 pm

Little cock blockers
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: You married guys

Postby AKPirate » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:29 pm

Redbeard wrote:Little cock blockers


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Re: You married guys

Postby aunt betty » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:16 am

vincentpa wrote:Probably 75% of the time, one of my kids starts crying in the middle of it. We try to ignore it but they don't fuggin stop crying. It's like they can sense it. Then my wife has to get up and calm them down. They're three fuggin years old already! Give me a fuggin break for chrissake!

Don't you know Ben?
I always called Ben to gently put my kid to sleep so I could get giggitty with mama in peace.
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Re: You married guys

Postby jehler » Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:09 am

Few more years vinny, and you'll be back in the saddle
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Re: You married guys

Postby huntall6 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:02 pm

vincentpa wrote:Probably 75% of the time, one of my kids starts crying in the middle of it. We try to ignore it but they don't fuggin stop crying. It's like they can sense it. Then my wife has to get up and calm them down. They're three fuggin years old already! Give me a fuggin break for chrissake!


Oh God! You mean I have years before this shit changes!? FML.
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Re: You married guys

Postby huntall6 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:03 pm

jehler wrote:Few more years vinny, and you'll be back in the saddle


MORE YEARS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Re: You married guys

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:05 pm

huntall6 wrote:
jehler wrote:Few more years vinny, and you'll be back in the saddle


MORE YEARS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:curlsintofetalpositionandstartstosob:


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Re: You married guys

Postby aunt betty » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:33 pm

huntall6 wrote:
vincentpa wrote:Probably 75% of the time, one of my kids starts crying in the middle of it. We try to ignore it but they don't fuggin stop crying. It's like they can sense it. Then my wife has to get up and calm them down. They're three fuggin years old already! Give me a fuggin break for chrissake!


Oh God! You mean I have years before this shit changes!? FML.

About the time the kids move out you finally get the place to yourself but only for a couple years of running around nekked chasin the ole lady when the next generation of rugrats invades your turf.
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Re: You married guys

Postby simplepeddler » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:42 pm

Ain't that the truth.............49 year old Paw pas here
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Re: You married guys

Postby assateague » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:59 pm

huntall6 wrote:
jehler wrote:Few more years vinny, and you'll be back in the saddle


MORE YEARS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:curlsintofetalpositionandstartstosob:



Yep. Layniebug is 7, and it wasn't until she was about 6 that me and momma could get them to leave us alone for a damn minute.
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Re: You married guys

Postby Redbeard » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:13 pm

You guys aren't creative enough
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: You married guys

Postby Redbeard » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:13 pm

Adapt and overcome
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: You married guys

Postby huntall6 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:31 pm

Redbeard wrote:Adapt and overcome


It's not just the kid's fault.
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Re: You married guys

Postby Redbeard » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:32 pm

Sounds like you need some tips
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: You married guys

Postby jehler » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:35 pm

God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up
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Re: You married guys

Postby aunt betty » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:39 pm

I had a buddy named Ben Adryl
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Re: You married guys

Postby huntall6 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:42 pm

I hate you guys..…

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Re: You married guys

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:55 pm

Shit, I've got a 6 month old at home and mamma can't get enough.
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Re: You married guys

Postby Redbeard » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:56 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Shit, I've got a 6 month old at home and mamma can't get enough.
see what I mean boys
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: You married guys

Postby Redbeard » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:57 pm

jehler wrote:God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up
these youngins don't know how to satisfy a woman. That's their problem
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: You married guys

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:03 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:God dammit red we had these guys sweating and you come in all randy Rambo and fuck it up
these youngins don't know how to satisfy a woman. That's their problem


I'll bet your brides know exactly what the top of your heads looks like. :lol:
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