No bottle opener? No problem!

[AKPirate]

[R. Chapman]

That was cool...

[AKPirate]

[waterfowlman]

That was great AK.
I don't know what was better....the video or the song.

[AKPirate]

That was great AK.
I don't know what was better....the video or the song.

Hey Rick- Think I will open up one now. Glad your back online

[waterfowlman]

That was great AK.
I don't know what was better....the video or the song.

Hey Rick- Think I will open up one now. Glad your back online

I want to meet that woman who can open a beer bottle with her snatch!!

[AKPirate]

That was great AK.
I don't know what was better....the video or the song.

Hey Rick- Think I will open up one now. Glad your back online

I want to meet that woman who can open a beer bottle with her snatch!!

Ha! You need to travel to California next season for the WCH. It was a blast!

[waterfowlman]

I'm way behind trying to get caught up on past posts. I'll just have to start reading I guess. WCH was a blast huh?

[AKPirate]

I'm way behind trying to get caught up on past posts. I'll just have to start reading I guess. WCH was a blast huh?

Check the WCH thread. Red hosted the hunt, I stopped in Oregon and hunted with QH Paw/Banknote along the Columbia. Tripod and all the Cali guys were there. Fucking hilarious all of them.

[BrewGUN]

What gets me is that most of them take longer and more work than it should. Crowns aren't hard to get off, I don't need to set up the skill saw to pop a top, not to mention half of them break the glass. I got a pretty tough stomach, but not tough enough to digest glass. Anybody that drinks out of bottles should be able to have the bottle open within 20 seconds of receiving the beer. Especially married guys with tungsten cobalt rings!

[Redbeard]

What gets me is that most of them take longer and more work than it should. Crowns aren't hard to get off, I don't need to set up the skill saw to pop a top, not to mention half of them break the glass. I got a pretty tough stomach, but not tough enough to digest glass. Anybody that drinks out of bottles should be able to have the bottle open within 20 seconds of receiving the beer. Especially married guys with tungsten cobalt rings!

beer nerd

[BrewGUN]

What gets me is that most of them take longer and more work than it should. Crowns aren't hard to get off, I don't need to set up the skill saw to pop a top, not to mention half of them break the glass. I got a pretty tough stomach, but not tough enough to digest glass. Anybody that drinks out of bottles should be able to have the bottle open within 20 seconds of receiving the beer. Especially married guys with tungsten cobalt rings!

beer nerd

And your point is?

[assateague]

Hell, I made a bottle opener, too. It's REALLY multipurpose now. Welder, pipe deicer, bottle opener.

[aunt betty]

This...

Or this...

[aunt betty]

Or this?

[assateague]

Do they still call them "church keys", or do I date myself by saying that?

[The Duck Hammer]

Do they still call them "church keys", or do I date myself by saying that?

One of my uncles used to call them that. Always had one in his pocket.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Do they still call them "church keys", or do I date myself by saying that?

I've never heard of a church key

[aunt betty]

Do they still call them "church keys", or do I date myself by saying that?

I've never heard of a church key

way b4 your time.
There was a time when pop n beer cans did not have a pop top. You had to poke the can open with the pointed end. It made a little triangle shaped hole. Poke two holes, one is the vent.
The square-ish end is for bottles.

[aunt betty]

Here's a better picture.
I have one or two for opening paint.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Got it. Used it. Different name...

So where did the "church key" term come from?

[aunt betty]

The priests and nuns had such wild beer parties that the can opener became named the church key.

[Goldfish]

This guy is always with me. And since we no longer have to punch our own holes, it serves me well

[aunt betty]

This guy is always with me. And since we no longer have to punch our own holes, it serves me well

Can tell an expert thumb whacker when I see one.
The good cloth bandaid.

[MOhuntingGuy]

Do they still call them "church keys", or do I date myself by saying that?

I don't call them that but my old man still does.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Got it. Used it. Different name...

So where did the "church key" term come from?

A churchkey is the opener used to open a flat top beer can. It’s called a churchkey for several reasons. The original openers used on bottles (before beer cans existed) looked similar to a large old fashion keys used by monks to open the church, as well as keep the precious beer they brewed safe. The name was then adopted to all tools used to open beer–with an ironic twist–for it is said if you used a churchkey opener (i.e. if you drank beer) you would be less likely to open the door of a church to attend service.

http://www.churchkeycanco.com/faq.html

Thanks FF!

[capt1972]

gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

[The Duck Hammer]

gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

[AKPirate]

gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

He and TK are still on their honeymoon

[capt1972]

gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

Fuckin saw wont start