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Re: HEY!!!

Postby vincentpa » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:20 pm

Redbeard wrote:What is a Daytona?? And why are there 500 of them?


It's a circle jerk of black Jewish midgets. Since they all have horse cocks, it takes 500 of them to complete the circle.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby capt1972 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:24 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Did he pull the airgun?

oh yeah
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby triplecurl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:13 pm

CRASH!!
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby capt1972 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:23 pm

triplecurl wrote:CRASH!!

Just me or is Danica a crash magnet?
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby Bufflehead » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:45 pm

capt1972 wrote:
triplecurl wrote:CRASH!!

Just me or is Danica a crash magnet?

Everyone knows women can't drive. That's why nascar let's here race, they need wrecks to keep people interested.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:49 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
triplecurl wrote:CRASH!!

Just me or is Danica a crash magnet?

Everyone knows women can't drive. That's why nascar let's here race, they need wrecks to keep people interested.

:lol:
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:56 pm

Sheets go of the fucking wheel every time she wrecks, bringing more people into it than necessary. She's a dumbass.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby QH's Paw » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:00 pm

capt1972 wrote:
triplecurl wrote:CRASH!!

Just me or is Danica a crash magnet?

If by crash magnet you mean shitty driver then the answer is yes.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:05 pm

Come on Denny!
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:07 pm

Here cones Denny
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:07 pm

assateague wrote:Here cones Denny

Is that who wins me a t-shirt?
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:07 pm

assateague wrote:Here cones Denny


Not much time to make a move...
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:08 pm

Fuck.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:09 pm

Fuckin wrecks
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:09 pm

assateague wrote:Fuck.

No t-shirts?
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:09 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Here cones Denny

Is that who wins me a t-shirt?


Yes.

But he's gonna need gas now, so he's fucked.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:09 pm

Kiss my ass.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:10 pm

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Here cones Denny

Is that who wins me a t-shirt?


Yes.

But he's gonna need gas now, so he's fucked.


Possibly
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:10 pm

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Here cones Denny

Is that who wins me a t-shirt?


Yes.

But he's gonna need gas now, so he's fucked.

He wasn't getting by 6 cars with 6 to go.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:11 pm

You don't watch much NASCAR, huh? You can pass that many on the last turn. But Biffle's car is a beast. This restart is going to be fucked up, I suspect.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby triplecurl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:13 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
triplecurl wrote:CRASH!!

Just me or is Danica a crash magnet?

If by crash magnet you mean shitty driver then the answer is yes.


Truth. Her ability to drive has very little to do with why she is in Nascar.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:13 pm

They'll be banging em up again.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:13 pm

assateague wrote:You don't watch much NASCAR, huh? You can pass that many on the last turn. But Biffle's car is a beast. This restart is going to be fucked up, I suspect.


I watch enough to know that you're not getting by pairs of teammates like that.
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:15 pm

Denny's got Kyle Busch with him, too
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:16 pm

We need to get one of them fuckers to put an oversize WFF sticker on the hood
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby triplecurl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:17 pm

Here we go!!
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:17 pm

assateague wrote:Denny's got Kyle Busch with him, too

Kyle is the Ricky Bobby of NASCAR...if you're not 1st, you're last!
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:17 pm

Fuck!
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:18 pm

Need a smoke
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Re: HEY!!!

Postby sws002 » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:18 pm

AKPirate wrote:We need to get one of them fuckers to put an oversize WFF sticker on the hood


What are we fucking amateurs? I want one on the windshield!
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