Easter
Re: Easter
by RonE » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:42 am
Easter is more than about candy, think of Crack Ho's with their new Easter Bonnets. Prim young ladies dressed up for church that can't stop thinking of getting boned the night before. Think of little kids fighting over finding a hidden egg or running for an egg and tripping on the way and crying because another kid gets the egg. Stop this shit about candy and think of the positive side of Easter. Think of those WFF members in the north going to sunrise service when it is below freezing and them thinking WTF is this all about? Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.
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Re: Easter
by Woody » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:53 am
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Woody wrote:AKPirate wrote:Salty snacks are way better than sweet snacks
I'll agree with that, but sometimes I want dessert and then it is sweet all the way.
And sometimes a chocolate covered pretzel is the answer...
Sweet and salty, is one of the best combos.
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Re: Easter
by Bufflehead » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:41 am
RonE wrote:Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.
Pretty sure that would fall under the laws of human trafficking
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Re: Easter
by RonE » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:20 pm
Bufflehead wrote:RonE wrote:Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.
Pretty sure that would fall under the laws of human trafficking
Damn! Never thought about that, might just start a new Easter tradition.....What a great idea!.....I was originally thinking about colored baby chickens but your thoughts are so much better.........Colored chicks that are crack ho's with new Easter Bonnets.....Think of the possibilities.
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Re: Easter
by waterfowlman » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:41 pm
Duck Hammer......you're the chicken expert. Is this true?
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Re: Easter
by rebelp74 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:44 pm
waterfowlman wrote:Duck Hammer......you're the chicken expert. Is this true?
Nope it ain't a rabbit nailing those chickens it's a duck hammer
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Re: Easter
by Woody » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:45 pm
rebelp74 wrote:waterfowlman wrote:Duck Hammer......you're the chicken expert. Is this true?
Nope it ain't a rabbit nailing those chickens it's a duck hammer
Ha! I was just about to say that.
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Re: Easter
by Woody » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:46 pm
There is a reason he so passionate about it and always geeks out when someone talks about chickens.
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Re: Easter
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:15 pm
Worst thing about Easter is PEEPS. Fucking disgusting.
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Re: Easter
by Olly » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:15 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Worst thing about Easter is PEEPS. Fucking disgusting.
X2
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:18 pm
Olly wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Worst thing about Easter is PEEPS. Fucking disgusting.
X2
Inedible, maybe took one bite, never again
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Re: Easter
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:19 pm
These might be worse though.
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Re: Easter
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:21 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
These might be worse though.
Those are fucking disgusting.
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:23 pm
I rather eat plain jane potato chips than that sugary mass of crap
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Re: Easter
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:23 pm
AKPirate wrote:I rather eat plain jane potato chips than that sugary mass of crap
Plain potato chips are fantastic.
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Re: Easter
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:24 pm
Especially the wavy ones.
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:26 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
Those a little better than just flat plain chips
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Re: Easter
by Olly » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:28 pm
AKPirate wrote:I rather eat plain jane potato chips than that sugary mass of crap
I love plain potato chips. Flavored ones suck ass.
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:29 pm
Olly wrote:AKPirate wrote:I rather eat plain jane potato chips than that sugary mass of crap
I love plain potato chips. Flavored ones suck ass.
BBQ>Sour Cream Onion>plain
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Re: Easter
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:31 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
With deans dip.
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:32 pm
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Re: Easter
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:33 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
With deans dip.
Never seen that before.
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Re: Easter
by Olly » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:33 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
With deans dip.
Never seen that before.
It's addicting.
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Re: Easter
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:33 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
With deans dip.
Never seen that before.
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Re: Easter
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:34 pm
Olly wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
With deans dip.
Never seen that before.
It's addicting.
Must be a southern thing. Actually heard "dean" is from Georgia.
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Re: Easter
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:34 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Especially the wavy ones.
With deans dip.
Never seen that before.
Did MT hack your account ?
No I've never seen that brand before.
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:35 pm
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Re: Easter
by FlintRiverFowler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:36 pm
AKPirate wrote:
Love those. Cannot eat a Cheetos puff though. Makes me gag.
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Re: Easter
by AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:37 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:AKPirate wrote:
Love those. Cannot eat a Cheetos puff though. Makes me gag.
Agreed, crunchy is the best. No one has ever opened a bag and just eaten one either, Fact.
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Re: Easter
by sws002 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:39 pm
RonE wrote:Easter is more than about candy, think of Crack Ho's with their new Easter Bonnets. Prim young ladies dressed up for church that can't stop thinking of getting boned the night before. Think of little kids fighting over finding a hidden egg or running for an egg and tripping on the way and crying because another kid gets the egg. Stop this shit about candy and think of the positive side of Easter. Think of those WFF members in the north going to sunrise service when it is below freezing and them thinking WTF is this all about? Think about buying some of those colored chicks and giving to the kids of parents you don't like.
Ron I've read this like 5 times now. What?
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